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Chapter 2
Welcome to Bang Cock!

may ask for another 100 baht to cover her taxi fare home. If you like her, give it to her. If she was a dud in bed and not very cooperative, tell her you don't have any change.

Now, I want to repeat something: the system in Thailand is you pay for sex, you get sex, then the relationship is over. Most girls will not spend the night with you nor hang out with you for more than an hour or two (unless she really likes you or you pay her more. Money talks big in this country). Why is that? Because these girls are pros and they want to work as many customers as they can for as much as they can. We are not talking little Miss Innocent when we discuss the hookers of Thailand. We are talking about business women who see you as a customer who has come to Thailand to get laid and is willing to pay top dollar. The girls know us guys are horny and are not getting it in our own country. Therefore, each girl will try to weasel out of you as much as she can get. With your tongue hanging out and your dick sticking straight up in the air, I have a feeling you will be sharing a near fortune with most of the girls you run into in Thailand. But Hey! At least here in Thailand you are getting real sex with real girls, not this phone sex or porno bullshit we get in the states.

Note that standard procedure for tipping girls is you tip the girl after sex, not before. You tip her just as she is making her way out the door. One friend of mine said, "No, you are not paying to fuck the girl; you are paying to get rid of her." In a sense that is true, because once you do pay, that's her cue to leave. If any girl insists on a tip before sex, this is a bad sign. I would tell her, "No." Then ask her to politely leave. Any girl who insists on getting paid before sex is going to give you problems. Get rid of her right away. In Thailand, the name of the game is "Panties Down! before money Down!" Hey! that's the name of my friends new book on the Philippines. (Available through Dexter - Horn. Call 818-888-2021 for a free catalog).

WHAT TO EXPECT TO SPEND DAILY

So how much is it going to cost you per day to have a great time in Thailand? Obviously, you will be spending your money on more than just sex. You have to pay for your hotel, food, transportation, etc. With this is mind, let me give you some ball park figures to work with so you know how much to bring. Below is a summation of what you can expect to spend on a average day in Bangkok. In figuring the prices below, I assume you will eat and drink like a king and will stay in the more pricey hotel. To cut expenses, switch to the Crown hotel, rather than the Nana, eat at the fast food stalls, such as the Robinson's supermarket (Soi 17, in the basement of Robinson's), and limit yourself on shopping and drinks. You also can save money by avoiding the Go Go bars and picking up free lancers at Thermae and the Nana disco, Angels. I've priced everything in US dollars, for your convenience.

Hotel: Nana, $25 per day.