Chapter 2
Welcome to Bang Cock!
spotted a few lady-boys in some of the bars in Soi Cowboy, in many of the bars of Patpong and a few in Nana. So they are around.

If you're walking the streets late at night in Bangkok and you're in a dark area where few people hang, don't be too surprised if all of a sudden, in a high pitched voice, you hear someone say, "Hello, handsome man. Where you go?" Best you keep walking, unless of course, getting blow jobs from men who like you to think they are women appeals to you. Gross if you ask me.

This is my personal opinion, but I don't trust the lady-boys at all and would never take one to my hotel room. The way I see it, anyone who is crazy enough to have their dick cut off or stuff their cock behind their ass to look like they have a pussy is one sicko and not exactly a person who I would trust. If screwing or getting head from a ladyboy sounds exciting to you, try to get one from the bars (such as Casanova bar, second floor, Nana Entertainment Plaza in Bangkok). If you get one from the street, you have a higher risk of her - or should I say him - causing you problems. Most bar girls (or guys in this case) are usually quite safe; if you have any problems (i.e., theft), it will most likely happen with a street girl who can make a quick disappearing act rather than a bar girl. You see, the bar girls fear the tourists because if they steal anything, the tourist can bring the Tourist Police right to the bar and nail them. Last thing a Thai girl would want to happen. With this in mind, if you must take a lady-boy, go to the Casanova bar at the Nana and from there make your choice. Yuck!
MASSAGE PARLORS

Ahh, the massage parlors.

There are basically two types of massage parlors in Bangkok: the traditional Thai massage and the body-to-body or full body massage. What's the difference? The traditional massage is not suppose to involve sex with the customer. That's the type of massage your mother would enjoy during her stay in Bangkok.

The other type of massage, body-to-body, usually involves sex with the customer. In short, the massage parlor is basically a high-class whore house. What happens is this. You walk into this very elegant and pristine massage parlor where you are politely greeted by a
Atami massage parlor in Bangkok is probably one of the most famous, 
and the most expensive place to go. But it's worth it!
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