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approach him you'll notice has only one arm. You feel sorry, so you drop a few coins in his plastic cup. A few hours later, you spot him again, only this time you notice he has two arms! Amazing what a few baht can do. The little rug rat, hiding his arm inside his shirt the whole time. Do you really think he was clever enough to think of that himself? I doubt it.

The beggars in Bangkok along the tourist sections of town work for the police. Few beggars are outside of the tourist areas because it is illegal to beg and the police would cause them problems. In the tourist areas, the police get commission from the beggars, so the beggars have little restriction from them. Furthermore, most beggars are transported into town by their pimps who also receive commission. Now you know where you money is going when you give to beggars.

THEFT

It's very unlikely you will get robbed in Thailand, especially in the tourist districts. I know many of you are asking, "What about the bar girls picking at your pocket or stealing money from you in your room?" I have heard of isolated cases of girls stealing money from guys in the bar. What happens is a naked bar girl jumps on your lap and with one hand massages your dick while the other hand is in your pocket. If that doesn't do the trick, she then starts giving you a blow-job and as you cum in her mouth, she reaches into your pocket for whatever loose change she can get. I must say, if that's the way it happens, at least you're getting your moneys worth!

To help avoid bar girl digging into your pockets in the bars, I suggest you keep your larger bills (500 and 1,000 note baht) in your back pocket. It's tough to pick someone's pocket when they are sitting on it. Keep your smaller bills in your front pocket. That way, when you go to pay your drink bill, you won't be flashing a ton of 500 and 1,000 note bills in front of everyone. Also, if you are drunk and you start dropping money on the dark floor in the bar, it will be only small bills. I've seen drunken tourists drop or flash some rather large bills right there in the bar to pay for a $2.50 drink. Although most Thais will not steal from you, if you make it that tempting, you are only asking for trouble.

As far as bar girls stealing money in your hotel room, I can only say this. If you are foolish enough to leave your hard earned cash and valuables in your room rather than in the hotel safe deposit box, than the old adage, "A fool and his money are soon parted" will apply. Seriously, most bar girls will not steal from you. Why? Because they know you will tip them so well (after they fuck and suck your brains out), they don't need to!

Although most girls will not steal stuff from your room, my philosophy is why tempt anyone. A friend was telling me the other day about some guy who lost a few hundred bucks from a Thai hooker who came to his room. What the guy
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