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Chapter 2
Welcome to Bang Cock!

For minor stomach problems and other minor ailments, along Sukumvit road between Soi 11 and 17 will be a variety of pharmacies. If, for example, you have diarrhea, consult with any of the pharmacists and they will be happy to assist you.

If you get VD, it's advised you get checked at a VD clinic. Consult your hotel for directions. You'll find clinics along Sukumvit, between Soi 11 and 17.

If you lose all your money (or spend it all on hookers), call your family or friends collect in the states. Have them Federal Express $500 or so in cash (wrapped in carbon paper to make it undetectable). Send it to your hotel. If you lost everything, the US Embassy is supposed to bail you out. You can also try calling customer service with your credit card and see if they will Federal Express a new card to your hotel in Bangkok. American Express brags about how good they are at this.

ODDS & ENDS

Here's a small list of some odds and ends you might want to bring with you on your trip:

Walkman. You can buy pirated cassettes (along Sukumvit, between Soi 3 and 17) for about a buck. Best you bring your own Walkman to enjoy them. Electronics are high priced in Thailand.

Wax earplugs. I use those for the plane ride and as I walk along the streets of Bangkok which are extremely noisy.

Vitamins. Bring lots of vitamin E, if you know what I mean.
Viagra. If you plan to use Viagra, bring it with you. 100 mg. Viagra sells for $20 in Thailand, more than double what you would pay in the states. Yes, you can buy Viagra at most pharmacies without a subscription.

Condoms. You cannot buy quality condoms in Thailand. Bring your own and be sure to use them. I have my personal doubts about HIV in Thailand, but there are nasty doses of VD, not to mention herpes, genital warts, and god knows what else. Protect your pee-pee. It's the only one you got!

KY Plus and baby oil is great for sex. I like to spatter baby oil all over a girl's body and then give her a rub down. Or have her do that for you and then give you a massage. It's fantastic.