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Chapter 2
Welcome to Bang Cock!

another bar girl to help translate. If you're in a mall and you want to find out the price of something and the salesman doesn't speak English, ask for someone who does (although price is easy to discuss as the Thais are always equipped with a handy calculator). The point is usually there will be someone around to help out. If not, smile and just accept the fact that this is part of the adventure of traveling to a foreign country. Even if the Thais can't understand a word you say, a smile is the language of friendship. They'll all understand that.

SHOTS

No vaccine or shots are required to enter the country of Thailand. However, to be sure, consult your family physician at least a week before you leave the country. He'll know if any shots are recommended or required.

TRANSPORTATION

There are a few who will argue the fact that Bangkok, the capital of Thailand, is one of the most congested and polluted cities in the world. How often you will find yourself in the middle of a traffic jam, with no place to move and smog thick enough to swim in. This may be the case in all hours of the day, but it's even worse during rush hour, from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m., weekdays. Whatever you do, don't venture out too far of that time, lest you enjoy spending the good part of the late afternoon caught in the middle of a traffic jam that just won't let up.

In Bangkok there are several ways to get around the city (outside of walking, which is sometimes the quickest way around).

1. The locals travel mostly by public bus. There are actually two types of buses in Bangkok, namely, the air-conditioned buses and the regular (i.e., no air con) buses. The fare for the regular buses is dirt cheap, around 3 baht, depending on where you're going. The air-conditioned buses are double to triple the price, again depending on

When I was considering taking my first trip to Thailand, I asked my friend, "Do the Thai girls speak English?" He answered in his usual sarcastic manner, "When she sticks your dick in her mouth, what do you care?" His point was well taken. (Photo: Aee, as featured in our X rated, lesbian video, "Thai Teens in Heat, Vol. 1').