APPENDIX
ODDS AND ENDS
(January 13, 2000)
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1. BAR SHARE. Concerning bar fines in Angeles City and Subic. Normally, when you wish to pay the bar fine for a girl, you pay the full amount to the Mamasan (most bars now charging 1,000 pesos, in which the girl gets half and the bar half, with a small portion going to the Mamasan as commission). I have heard of reports lately of bars ripping off the girls by not giving them their full commission. (Of course, the girls rip off the bars by sneaking out with customers, so it probably balances out). If you wish, rather than pay the bar fine with a girl, you can pay what is called the "bar share". That is, you just pay what is the due the bar (Le., half of the bar fine) and give the other half yourself to the girl. That way, you know for a fact the girl will be getting her commission. In fact, what I would suggest is you pay the girl later in your hotel, after sex. That way, she is in the same position as a Thai girl: motivated to perform to get the highest tip. Probably most girls will not agree to the bar share, as they trust the bar more than the customer. However, if you know the girl and have bar fined her before, she will probably go for it. You can also do the same with the steady bar fine. You could pay half (i.e., the bar share), then later give the girl's share to her direct. Yes, good idea.

2. NEW BAR. Kosmos bar in Angeles City was closed for remodeling several months ago and just opened last night (January 12) as Splash (located across the street from the Park Chicago hotel). It looks real nice and get this! It has a small bath and Jacuzzi in the rear. Interesting
possibilities, if you know what I mean. (Caution: If you plan on using the Jacuzzi, be sure you dry off completely. Going from a hot bath to an air conditioned bar presents great vulnerability for catching a nasty cold).

3. MONEY EXCHANGE. Norma's Money Exchange in Angeles City no longer accepts Traveler's Checks. I tried to cash one just the other day. Another reason to bring cash (US $100 bills are best).

4. ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH. If you have the balls, when you come to Angeles and go into the bar Love Boat, before you sit down to buy a drink, see if the Papasan David is still working there. If so, go up to him and tell him, "You're an asshole and I don't drink in bars run by assholes like you." He got jealous of my girlfriend who was a dancer there (she just quit) and told me to, "Get the fuck out of my bar." You can pay him the same compliments. (If he's no longer working there, sit down and have a drink. Aside from him, it's a great bar).

5. ROBBERY First time I head of it. A tourist got robbed at gunpoint around midnight just the other night, right on the main strip in Angeles City. He came out of his fancy car and a few Filipino's were waiting for him. No injuries. They just wanted his money. Next time, walk!

6. NEW VIDEO. I just filmed the January 2, 2000 Kokomo's Wet T-shirt contest. A little boring at first, but then the girls started getting wild and got topless right on stage. Call Dexter - Horn Productions (818) 888-2021 or Email: Edexterl@aol.com for order information. The tape will run for 75 minutes and has nudes shots of my new girlfriend. She's hot!
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