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Chapter 6
ANGELES CITY:
NIGHT LIFE

IT'S UP TO YOU

There's a few more questions you need to consult with a bar girl before you pay the bar fine. I had one girl who I paid the bar fine for and I assumed she would be spending the whole night with me. As it turned out, she had to go to Manila early the next morning (an obvious lie; most likely she wanted to go visit her Filipino boyfriend) and wanted to leave my hotel around 2 a.m. When I asked her why she didn't tell me this, she gave a similar answer I had gotten from other girls, "Why didn't you ask me?" I now always ask a girl, "If I pay the bar fine, will you spend the night with me?" I also qualify that question by asking, "What time will you leave my hotel?" The answer I am looking for is, "It's up to you."

ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS

There is a lesson to be learned in all of this. The lesson is when you bar fine a girl, assume nothing. Do not assume she will be spending the whole night with you. Instead ask her, "If I pay the bar fine, will you spend the whole night with me?" Qualify that by asking, "What time will you be leaving tomorrow?" Do not assume she will let you screw her. Instead ask, "If I pay the bar fine, are you okay for boom boom?" ("Boom boom" is the most commonly understood word for sexual intercourse). Do not assume she will give you a blow job. Ask! Do not assume she is not having menstruation. Ask! Do not assume anything! Ask!

I'LL BE BACK!

Once you pay the bar fine for a girl, she is yours for the night. She is not allowed to go with or flirt with any other customers. Generally, most guys who pay the bar fine will immediately take their new founded friend with them to their hotel. However, if for whatever reason you wish, you don't have to take your girl with you right away. For example, if you want to do a bit more bar hopping with your friends, you can just tell the girl to wait for you at the bar and come get her later. She will wait faithfully.

I made the mistake of bar fining this one girl without asking if she had menstruation. It turned out she did; not only would
she not let me screw her, but she bled all over my bed sheets. I learned my lesson well. Now I always ask first, "Do you
have menstruation?", before taking a girl.