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  MASSAGE TIPS
First time  | Terms | Words and Phrases | Things to ask when calling | Finding an MP 
Where are they | Directory | Before Entering | When you arrive | When you enter 
When the girl enters the room | What's a room look like | Negotiations | Massage to Sex 
Blowjob | Full Service | Two girls at once | Tipping | After you pay
Rules and Regulations | Lessons in MP Edicate | What to do if they get Raided 
Relationships with the Girls | Caution
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First Time Visitor: Visiting a massage parlor (MP) for the first time can either end in some sort of sexual release or an expensive rub down. One needs to understand that the first time you visit an MP you are suspect to being Law Enforcement (LE). There are certain rules and precautions an MP will take to ensure you are not part of a sting operation. LE has certain guidelines they must follow and MP's know these thus they test unknown or new customers. Your looks have a great deal to do with how you will be treated the first time you visit. Have you ever heard the old saying "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, walks like a duck? Most likely it's a duck"? If you look as if you may be LE you'll most likely only receive a massage or hand job (HJ). Some MP's require a second visit, you may only get a HJ on your first visit. When you return and mention you have been before or they remember you sex is more likely to take place. So remember the girls name you first visited with and ask for her on your return visit.
NEGOTIATIONS: You might say, "I want full service I have fifty?" If she doesn't accept, she'll tell you, and you can counter from there. If you want extras, like eating 69, kissing, cumming on her, etc. mention them as well. If she wants more money, she'll either counter with a higher amount or wait for you to offer more. You can negotiate from there. The key is to say what kind of sex you want, not her to offer what she'll do. This is because she's vulnerable to LE, while you as a patron is virtually invulnerable. Try and do all the talking so she only has to agree as the less verbalizing of prices and service she must do the safer she will feel.
FINDING AN MP: There are a few guidelines to keep in mind. Places that feature "Therapeutic Massage" or "Massage Therapy" don't offer sex. The majority of Oriental Spas or Massage sell at least a manual release. Those that don't usually don't stay in business long. Usually MP's that advertise in the Sports section of newspapers sell sex. Places that stay open later usually past 9pm sell sex. The term Acupressure" is almost a sure sign of an MP with sex. Most MP's that offer sex have doors to ensure privacy. If you encounter a place with curtains or beads most likely you will only get a massage.
Things to ask if you call:
Do you have an ALL female staff?
Can you select the female staff member?
Does the massage take place in a private room?
Do the women accept tips?
Can you shower at the MP? (Do you offer "assisted showers"
Do you need an appointment?
When you arrive:
Once in the room remove ALL your clothes. Some MP's you encounter the women will not start a conversation about sex. They will look for signs and what you do, if you do the right things your session is likely to include sex. When the girl enters the room and finds you naked she will know why you are there. Regulars always undress and are ready when the girl arrives. Leaving your clothes or underwear on is a bad sign to the girl which will end up wasting your time.
Once she starts the massage you send a positive message for sex by touching her when she makes contact. Stroking her leg or arm when they are near you send a message that you are interested in sex.  Most likely she will start with a mild massage working towards your buttocks or genitals. Once she notices an erection she will then ask you to turn over.  At this point a more intimate massage will take place leading to oral, application of a condom and then intercourse.
Tipping: You can be as generous as you wish and money always denotes the service you recieve. Most MP workers are happy with a tip that equals the fee paid to access the room. For example if you paid $50 for thirty minutes in the room she gets $50. Some MP workers will ask for double this fee thus $100 tip for full service. 


LESSONS IN MASSAGE PARLOR EDICATE
(Please note: All descriptions below are based on real 
experiences of many visits to many MP’S. Not all MP’S are alike)

Words and phrases to know:
Manual release: Hand job
Oral release: Blow Job
BBBJ: A blow job without a condom
Complete or Full Service: Hand job, blow job, and intercourse
Topless release: Your dick in between her tits and cum
Table Shower: You lie naked on a wooden or leather table and get scrubbed and massaged by a woman.

Where are they located?
Massage parlors, or MP’s as they are commonly known among us “whoremongers” are usually located in a strip mall or in a business district of town near motels or lower income neighborhoods. They are also referred to as “acupressure massage” and “oriental spas”. You may want to call the massage parlor on the phone before you go there?  To make sure it’s open and to check and see if a certain girl is working there that day, if you know of one. NEVER, NEVER call up and ask if they give sex with the massage. If you are a regular and know the girl by her first name, ask for her to make sure she is there. If she remembers you and she’ll be happy to talk with you if she’s not busy.

What to do before entering a massage parlor.
You will get better response from the girls if you dress nice, are clean shaven, and shower before you go. A little cologne won’t hurt. If this is your first time to a particular massage place, have your money already sorted in your pocket. Have a $50 bill in one pocket and increments of 10’s and 20’s in the other. The first $50 will be given to the girl at the window and then the rest of the money will be given to the girl in the room. You control your money better this way. Just keep your driver’s license in your wallet, no credit cards.

Entering a massage parlor?
When you enter the front door of the MP, most will have a small waiting room. There may be a glass window, a locked solid door and/or gated mesh metal door, and a bell or buzzer you have to summon the attendant to come to the window.
There may be a price list on the wall with prices of lengths of time for each massage offered. Sometimes there will be someone already at the window when you enter. In most cases it will be a woman, usually older, in her late 30’s or more. Most places offer ½ hour, ¾ hour and 1 hour massages, all for varied prices. The going rate in California goes for $35-50 for a half hour and goes up accordingly for the other timed massages. Prices are all different in every massage parlor.

What do you do when you enter a massage parlor?
If no one is at the window or see-through door, ring the bell. When the person comes to the window, they will ask you how long you would like to be massaged. Before they take or ask for money some, not most will ask you to fill out a short form, asking your name, date of birth, address, etc. Some will even ask to see your driver’s license. If you don’t show them the driver’s license or sign there form, they will ask you to leave. This may mean they have had problems with the police or they are just being cautious. The reason for the info is not known but I have never had any problems after giving them my info. This will be up to you. After filling out the form, (if they do) some places will make you pay for the massage before going to the private massage room and some will ask for the money and how long you want in the private room. This first payment is JUST for the physical massage portion. Most places will not ask you to do this and are very relaxed.

What happens after you pay at the window?
You will be escorted to a private massage room. In most places there will be a hallway with a bunch of solid doors, maybe with numbers on each door. If the doors are solid with locks on them, this is a good sign that you will get a sensual massage. If the doors have windows, the massage may be limited to certain sexual services or maybe none at all. If there are no doors and there are beads or a curtain, this may indicate that the sexual services will be very limited or none at all.

What do the rooms look like? 
When you enter the room, there may be a raised padded massage table or a mattress on the floor. Both will have a sheet or towels on it to lie down on and a couple more towels to take a shower with. There will be a pillow as well. The room may have piped in music and will have a night-stand with a small dimmed lamp. On the night-stand there may be a bottle of baby oil, talcum powder and an ash tray and a small dish of wrapped candies. These are all good signs. You’ll never find condoms inside the room.

Caution: If there is a pair of boxers or cotton shorts on the bed, don’t put them on. It’s a test to see if you are a “newbie” or a cop. They may tell you to put the shorts on before the massage girl comes in. Just disregard it unless the girl insists on it when she comes in. If this happens, you may not get a lot of wild service.

Take a shower before you get the massage.

The woman will then ask you to take off your clothes, lie down and wait for the girl to come in. She may stand there and watch you get naked and then escort you to the shower if you desire one. Usually it’s pretty safe to leave your clothes in the room while you take your shower. Be sure to close the door to the room and put the rest of your money in your shoe with your sock stuffed inside. After you are escorted to the shower, the girl will leave you alone in the shower. It’s very rare that the woman or girl will take a shower with you and I have never heard it happening. Do not use the bars of soap in the shower. Always use soap from a squeeze bottle for obvious sanitary reasons. After you get back to the room, lay down on the bed or mattress on your stomach, totally naked, do not put the towel over your body, and wait for the girl.

What will happen when the girl comes into the room?
The woman/girl will first knock, then enter the room. She will most likely be wearing a short, tight thin dress, low cut with high heels. (You Hope) Usually, she will bring you your change if any, and place it on the night table. She will walk over to you and start massaging you. If she doesn’t ask you to put the boxer shorts on, (if there is any) you’re in luck and will probably get some type of sexual service. Depending on how well she speaks English, she may ask you some questions while she massages you. This is a way for her to determine whether she can trust you or not in the way of sexual services.

She will ask you things like, “Have you been here before?, Who massaged you last time, What kind of massage did she give you, what do you do for work, where do you live, what is your name.

If you tell her it’s your first time there, she may be very cautious with you and only take a chance with a manual release or nothing at all. If she does give you a “little” sex, she may tell you to come back next time to get more.  

If you tell her you’ve been there before and mention one of the other girl’s that work there, she’ll feel more comfortable. Especially if you tell her that the other girl gave you full service or other sexual services. If she believes you, she will “go at it” with you.

How do you get from the massage to the Sex?
Usually, the average time guys take is the half hour massage. This will cost you approximately $35-50 or more, depending where you go. (See massage list of the U.S.) The girl will massage you from head to toe and if she’s good she’ll put some strength into. She’ll ask you if you like it hard or soft, up to you. About 10-15 minutes into the half hour massage, she will start to give you a very light “fingertip” massage up and down your back, legs, and start to concentrate between your legs. She’ll start to reach for your cock and balls and start to play with them a little until she feels you’re ready for action. She may ask you, “is this o.k for you?” Of course you’ll reply “yes, I love that, it feels great.”
She’ll say in a soft, sweet and sensual voice, what else would you like.?” If you want full service, just tell her “full service” or everything. If you want a handjob, tell her that or whatever.

Here’s what may happen from here. She’ll try to negotiate a price for your sexual request before she leaves the room. She will try to get as much as she can out of you and that can be anywhere from $50 to $200 in some places. She will ask you how much the other girls charged you, last time you were there. (If you were there before.) In which case you will tell her $50 to $100, depending on how much you want to give her.

If she likes you and she wants to make you her full time customer, she will not mention price and service you to the fullest. She will then hope you pay her generously after the massage is over.
You may give her $50 and she may tell you it’s not enough and ask to add another $20, $40, $50, etc. I wouldn’t go over $50 bucks, having the entire massage costing you $100 total.
Note: What ever you pay her the first time is what you will wind up paying her every time you visit her. If you pay her $50 and get full service, you have just created a precedent with her.

I’d like to order the “Hand Job” and hold my “mayo”.
If it’s a hand job you want, she may say a price or she may just do it, not mention money and hope you will be generous with her afterwards. That’s the best situation for her and you. She will reach for the bottle of baby oil and squirt some on your cock. She may take her top off or down and let you feel her tits to arouse you even more. Most girls don’t mind getting felt up under their skirts or even having their pussies fingered while you’re getting the massage. She may blow on your cock and tease you by putting her mouth near it so that you will release quickly. Once you’ve shot your wad, she’ll try to catch it in a bunch of tissue or let it explode all over your body. They’re usually pretty good at catching it all in the towel. Afterwards, she’ll wipe it off with some more tissues and then leave the room, only to come back with a warm towel to wipe your cock clean. A $20 dollar tip is customary for this service. If she complains, then she’s a bitch and don’t ask for her next time.

I’d like the number 2 plate, a blowjob please.
If it’s a blow you want then a few different things can happen. First she’ll leave the room and come back with a condom. She may start sucking on it without a condom, which is called a “bareback blowjob”, hence the abbreviated term, “BBBJ.” Most of the time blowjobs are usually given with condoms by most of the girls due to the risk of sexual diseases. A blowjob with a condom is uncomfortable as it is but some of these girls are so good at, you wouldn’t even know they put one on you. She may start giving you bareback blowjobs once she gets to know you more. This can only happen if you visit her regularly.
If they use a condom, they will place it onto your dick with their hand and mouth, rolling the condom down the shaft of your cock with a little hand assistance. Once they’ve worked the condom onto your cock they will suck on you until you “blow your load”. Afterwards, they will gently and carefully roll the condom off of your dick with a tissue. They’ll then leave the room with the filled up condom and come back with a warm towel to wipe your cock off.

Give me Full Service and don’t leave anything out.
“Full service”, “complete service”, “give me everything”, “let’s make love”, or “you and me sex”, are some of the terms you may say to her or hear her say to you when you want to do the wild thing together. Full service is not given out all the time by all MP’S and all the girls. But when it IS made available to a customer, here are some of the reasons why.

1. They make more money giving full service
2. They like you and they are attracted to you and also want to make more money.
3. You have been there before and had some type of sexual service with the girl a prior occasion so they feel they can   trust you and go a little further sexually, and you gave them a big tip last time.
4. Some of them are simply nymphomaniacs, (probably one of the reasons why they picked this job) that love to get laid all the time and can’t wait to get a cock shoved inside one of their holes and get themselves off, plus they make more money.

Whatever the reasons are, who gives a fuck, WE like it!!!.

First, she’ll leave the room to get a condom. When she comes back she may dim the lights a little and start massaging you again. At this time you are probably laying face up on the table and the massage is concentrated on your genital area. She may start with the blowjob by either blowing you standing on her feet beside the bed or straddling you in the “69” position. If she does “69”, here’s your cue to suck her off as well. Some will still have their panties on, in which case you’ll have to pull back her panties with your hands and tongue. This will get her hot and wet, ready for her to change positions to mount you. When she feels your cock is good and hard, ready for her wet hole to receive you, she will dismount from the bed or table and either lie down on her back or mount you by facing you in a squatting position and ride you so that you can see her face and play with her tits at the same time. Most girls like mounting you because they can control THEIR orgasms. If you can make her orgasm, you’ll score some points with her. The next time you come in, she’ll be looking forward to the massage more than you are.

Is it possible to get two girls to massage you at the same time?
Never had a two-girl massage here in the U.S. but in Thailand, that’s very easy to obtain. The closest I’ve come to a two-girl situation is when I asked my regular massage parlor girl to ask one of the other girls to come in to watch. My girl started giving me full service and the other girl was next to the bed playing with other parts of my body, kissing me all over while the other one sucked and fucked me. My massage girl told me to pay her $10 for her help.

Can you get a relationship/friendship going with these girls?
Yes. Some will take a liking to you for one reason or another and start by giving you their pager number. Some girls have been known to visit guys at their residences for dinner, sex, go on vacation or whatever. These girls are not slaves. They usually have nice cars, nice apt.’s, and travel back to their homeland at least once a year. If you really want to score with these girls, bring them flowers, perfume, little gifts, to make them feel you are actually dating them. Some will be turned off by this behavior due to the reason that maybe they already have a boyfriend but don’t want to admit it in fear that you won’t want to see them anymore. Or maybe they don’t get involved with their clients. This will be up to you to find out before you get yourself in too deep.

What do you do if the massage parlor is raided while you’re inside the room?
This happened to me once and it was a little scary. Luckily I was finished with my massage and was already dressed when the Police entered the MP. The way the massage parlor will warn their employees and customers the police are either entering the MP or are already inside is they have their own codes. Meaning, they may turn the volume up real loud on the piped in music they have running throughout the parlor. It will scare the shit out of you. Maybe a loud bell will go off, or someone in the parlor will yell out loud in Korean, Chinese, or Japanese that they are being inspected at that moment.

Rules and Regulations Massage Parlors have to abide by.

(California) Here are some of the guidelines the massage parlors have to follow in order not to get a violation:

A) All customers must be covered either by wearing a pair of shorts or by a towel.
B) Technicians must be clothed. No nudity is allowed by either technician or customer.
C) Doors cannot be locked but can be closed shut.
D) A girl who discusses a price before, is taking a big chance of solicitation. 

If she does the act and does not ask for  money, it’s harder to make a case. Prostitution if she services you and you offer her money you are committing prostitution. The best way for the girl not to get caught is to never mention money and wait for the guy to offer her some. This is the best way for the girls to avoid problems. If the guy is a cop, he won’t offer the money, in which case the girl is pretty safe.

 
 
 
 
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