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HOT SPOTS The three major areas for single men to visit in Thailand are Bangkok within vicinity of Sukhumvit road, Soi 4 to Soi 21 (see #4), South Pattaya Beach Resort (a two hour taxi ride south of Bangkok - the whole dam city is jam packed with thousands of overly friend girls), and Patong Beach, Phuket (a one hour flight out of Bangkok). Of the three, Bangkok is the most wild in terms of adult entertainment, but Pattaya and especially Phuket are the most versatile in that they combine scenic beach, shopping, and night life all wrapped into one. 2. HOTELS. In Bangkok, stay at the Nana hotel, located on Soi 4 (4th street) off the Sukhumvit road. Price is around $25 per night. In South Pattaya, stay at the Diamond Beach hotel, located on Soi Diamond, off Beach road. Price is around $20 per night. Both hotels have a swimming pool and are in an excellent location (i.e., walking distance to the bars, restaurants and night life). In Patong Beach, Phuket, stay at the Azzurro Village hotel. Price is around $18 per night. Key point: Avoid the four and five star hotels as they do not permit you to bring female guests to your room (or if they do will charge a hefty price each time you bring a guest). 3. RESTAURANTS In Bangkok eat at the 24 hour coffee shop at the Nana hotel (breakfast included if you stay at the hotel). The "Pad Thai" (Thai noodles) with chicken (or shrimp) is fantastic. Their banana milkshakes are also a must. The Landmark hotel (Sukhumvit road, between Soi 6 and 4) has an expensive ($12)but fabulous all you-can-eat lunch and dinner buffet nightly. Dress up a bit for the occasion (i.e., don't show up in sandals, shorts and a T-shirt). The Robinson's supermarket, Soi 17 on Sukhumvit road, has food stalls which feature an assortment of Thai dishes, as well as the delicious MK restaurant (bring your girl so she can help you order). In South Pattaya, there are food stalls on the third floor of the Royal Garden Plaza (Beach road). Mama's, on Soi Diamond (next to Diamond Beach hotel) has a wonderful steak & salad bar special nightly ($6). Or try New Orleans on Soi Pattayaland 2 for excellent blackened chicken or salmon dish. Yum! In Patong Beach, eat at the Bier Garten for excellent Germen food or any outdoor restaurants along the beach displaying fresh fish on ice. 4. NIGHT LIFE In Bangkok, the best-of-the-best is the Nana Entertainment Plaza, located on Soi 4 (4th street), across the street from the Nana hotel (get there at 8:30 p.m., when the girls start dancing). In the Nana hotel is Angel's disco (hang out in the lobby after midnight and watch the babes go in and out of the disco. When you see a girl you like, either wave her over or follow her into the disco and offer to buy her a drink). Soi Cowboy (21st street off Sukhumvit) and Thermae Coffee House (Sukumvit road, between Soi 15 and 17) are a must see. Visit Soi Cowboy around 8:30 p.m. and Thermae anytime after midnight (Thermae closes at dawn). In South Pattaya, walk outside the Diamond Beach hotel and you'll be a ten second walk from Baby A Go Go, Super Girls A Go Go, Carousel A Go Go and an array of indoor and outdoor bars that will keep you going all hours of the night. After 2 a.m. or 4 a.m., visit the Marine Bar disco 1 and 2 (respectively) for meeting girls (and a few transvestites as well!) In Patong Beach, just stroll down Bangla road after 8 p.m. and visit any of the outdoor or indoor beer bars. Be sure to stop at Rock World on Bangla road which features the "lady-boys" or transvestites/transsexuals (the transsexuals actually undergo surgery to have their penis turned into a vagina; the transvestites are still men, but dress as women). Be aware the lady-boys intermix in the boys in Patong beach; some really look like women, so to spot them, they are recognized best by their falsetto voice and height (any "women" who is almost as tall as you is probably a lady boy; most Thai women are quite short, under 5.4 feet). |
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I'd like to welcome travel writer Mac Horn. Mac is author of several travel guides to the Orient and producer/director of the video series, "The Erotic Women of Southeast Asia." Mac, thank you for being with us today. What is it that attracts so many male tourists to Thailand? I know Bangkok has the reputation of being the sex capital of the world, but with the millions of tourists that visit every year, there must be more to it. Can you tell us about what makes Thailand such a great place to visit |
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MH: There is no doubt about it, Thailand is still one of the best countries in the world for a single guy (or guy who wish he was single!) to visit. I could break it down into five reasons as to what makes Thailand such a great place to spend your vacation. First, Thailand undoubtedly has the best night life in the world and offers the most in terms of adult entertainment. From the live sex shows (go to any of the upstairs bars in Patpong, Bangkok) to the endless array of overly friendly bar girls throughout the country, the place is fantastic, let me tell you. Second, Thailand is nothing less than a shopper's paradise, both for men and women (and kids as well!). (If you are a computer nerd, go to Pantip Plaza in Bangkok and you will find yourself in software heaven; or go to Pratunam in Bangkok where you can get all types of clothing items at rock bottom prices). Third, in terms of travel adventure, you could not find a better place. Whether you arc gung-ho for a jungle cruise in the mountains (where you can go elephant trekking right on the open river) or wish to find yourself on a secluded island with dazzling corral reefs (snorkel gear provided if you take any of the tours), Thailand has it all. Forth, the food is fantastic. If the Thais know how to do anything, let me tell you, these guys can cook. Yum! Fifth, the women, well, simply put, they are among the friendliest girls you will meet anywhere in this world (the Filipina girls being runner up). As one friend put it, you may come alone to Thailand, but you will not be alone. As cliché as it may sound, Thailand is truly a single man's paradise. Really! I could add a footnote to this list by saying Thailand is also one of the safest countries to visit. Where else in the world can you go where they have a special police force (i.e, the Tourist Police) who's sole job is to make sure the tourists are well protected. |
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| ZEN:
That's quite a list of credentials for a place to take a vacation. Wow! NM: Yes, Thailand has so much to offer, both in terms of romance and adventure, it's no wonder they call it "Amazing Thailand" - it is! If you want to get romantically involved with drop dead young* and gorgeous women, you can easily find it. In fact, it will find you. As the saying goes, to meet girls in Thailand, all you need do is just show up. The girls are everywhere and they don't come any friendlier...(*Note: The terms "girls", "young", "baby-dolls", etc. as used in this article is descriptive of women in their late teens to late twenties. This article in no way condones or promotes sex with underage girls). ZEN: Can you tell us the best place to meet women in Thailand. NM: You meet the girls in the bars and discos. It would appear that the men go to the discos and bars to meet the girls, but in reality the girls go to the discos and bars to meet the men. Literally thousands of Thai ladies from all over the country have migrated to the main tourist resorts and taken employment in the hars or hang out in the discos just so they can meet guys just like you and I. In short, if you are a male foreigner - and I don't care how old you are or what you look like - if you just hang out in the bars or discos, you will literally be chased by thousands of Thai women who's seemingly only goal in life is to hook up with a male tourist. The number of overly friendly Thai women you can meet in the bars and discos is staggering and there is no way you can fathom what it's like until you experience it. It's unbelievable! |
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Where does one go to find these bars and discos? NM: There are, in a nut shell, three main areas: Bangkok, South Pattaya Beach Resort, and Patong Beach in Phuket. My favorite place to chase girls in Bangkok is the Nana Entertainment Plaza, located off Sukhumvit road, Soi 4 (stay at the Nana hotel and the Nana Entertainment Plaza is right across the street). If you want to see some Thai baby dolls, I tell you, this is the place to go. Also, Thermae Coffee House, which is a five minute taxi ride up the street from the Nana is an after-hours hang out where you can meet women of all shapes and sizes. The place gets going around midnight and peaks out around 4 a.m. To be honest, there are a lot of butt ugly women who hang out in Thermae, but there always seems to be that perfect babe who makes her way in the door - and when she does, that's my cue to say hello. ZEN: How are the That girls in terms
of speaking English? |
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| ZEN:
Mac, what about the other areas you mentioned for meeting girls, besides
Bangkok? MH: South Pattaya Beach Resort is a two hour taxi ride south of Bangkok and Patong Beach (Phuket) is a one hour flight out Bangkok domestic airport. Both are great places because you have the combination of the both the scennic beach and night life. Actually, if you want to do some serious diving or snorkeling, Patong Beach in Phuket is a great launching point to take your journey to any of the outer islands. Koh Phi Phi probably has the most to offer in terms of crystal clear water and dazzling corral reefs. ZEN: Can you recommend which burs and discos to go to in .Srnrth L'ntrma and Patong Beach:' MH: Most of the barn m Nmuy~ Beach are located on Bangla road, which is the main strip. It's a pretty short street where you will find cluster after cluster of both outdoor beer bars and the high priced "Go Go" bars. The Go Go bars are indoor, air conditioned bars which feature, depending on the bar, dancing girls who often appear either topless or in some bars fully naked. Although Patong Beach has some nice looking women, if you want to see nothing but piles of model type beauty queens, many of which appear dancing naked on stage, your best bet is the Nana Entertainment Plaza in Bangkok. That is the ultimate place to go. ZEN: What about a guy who is cony ing to Thailand for his first time? Where should he go? Should he take a tour? Is it safe to travel alone? |
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| MH:
If your coming to Thailand for your first time, I suggest from the Bangkok
airport, you take a taxi to the Nana hotel. The hotel will run you about
$25 a night and is in a fantastic location that is both safe and convenient.
You can eat at the fabulous 24 hour coffee shop (all-you can-eat breakfast
is included) and for evening entertainment hang out either at the Nana Entertainment
Plaza right across the street or after midnight check out the Angels disco
located right in the hotel. Also, the Nana is great because lots of travelers
just like you will hang out in the lobby and if you hang around in the late
afternoon, there will be lots of guys who you can befriend. Some of my best
friends are guys I've met during my visit to Thailand. ZEN: What about places to visit during the day? MH: The Nana hotel has a small tour agency which offers all kinds of sight seeing package tours for the new comer. I'd highly suggest you take the Grand Palace tour, if nothing else. It's magnificent. Also, on your own you can take a meter taxi to the Oriental hotel in the early afternoon and in the very back of the hotel, you can rent a private boat for about $10 which will take you for a river cruise. Loads of fun. Be sure to bring your camera and/or camcorder. Oh yeah, another fun place to visit is the dildo farm, located at the back parking lot of the Hilton hotel. The dildo farm is a Buddha shrine adorned with an array of hand carved, wooden dildos (some only inches long, others over seven feet tall!). The dildos are dedicated to the goddess of fertility and symbols of success and good luck. A must see! ZEN: Mac, I'm already thinking about booking my flight to Thailand. When is the best time to go? NM: Weather wise, between Nov. and February, the weather is a near perfect 80 degrees day and night and one could not ask for more. However, being that November to February is the high season, I tend to enjoy myself more during the rainy season (June to September) as the ratio of tourists to girls tends to stack more in my favor. So if you ask me, if you can tolerate a bit of the heat, go before November or after February. More girls to you! ZEN: Mac, what about the AIDS situation in Thailand? NM: There's no doubt that if you protect yourself by wearing a latex condom, the risk of an infected woman passing HIV to you is extremely low. Listen, life is full of risks and if you stay at home worrying about getting AIDS, you'll watch life pass you by. Come on out to Thailand, bring your condoms, and have a blast. ZEN: Mac, I want to thank you for your time and look forward to hearing from you again. |
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mac Horn is the author of A Gentleman's Guide: The Erotic Women of Southeast Asia and Producer/Director of Travel & Erotic Videos to Thailand, Philippines and Cambodia. |
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