ORIENTAL DOLLS: Mac, can you give us an update on what is happening in Thailand now? I understand you just came back from Bangkok. MAC HORN: Yes, I was in Thailand for a little over a month. Actually, I was only in Bangkok for a few days. When I go to Thailand, I usually spend most of my time in South Pattaya Beach Resort, which is without a doubt one of the best places in the Orient to chase girls. 
OD: Can you tell us a little about South Pattaya? Where is that? 
MH: South Pattaya is a two-hour bus ride from Bangkok, the capital of Thailand. Situated right on the scenic ocean, Pattaya offers the best of both worlds. Pattaya has excellent shopping deals, superb dining, fun-packed water sports, and of course, what Thailand is most famous for, the nightlife. Speaking of which, I would say South Pattaya is one of the largest red-light districts in the Orient, if not the entire world. To give you an example, I attempted to do a bar count in Pattaya. After three long days, I had counted over 192 bars, if you can believe that. Actually, there are even more bars, but after counting nearly 200, I started to get a headache, so I quit. 
OD: How many Thai women would you guess work in these bars? 
MH: Each bar hires anywhere from five to 30 girls, so I might average it out to 15 girls per bar. It's probably safe to say there are a good 250 bars in South Pattaya. Add to that a very conservative figure of 300 freelance prostitutes, and you are looking at a whopping 4,000 women who will fuck and suck your dick raw. That is an incredible number of horny Thai girls! If you were to hop in the sack with each and every one of them, at the pace of one girl a night, it would take you just under eleven years to fuck all of them. 
OD: Can you describe the bar scene in Pattaya? 
MH: There are two types of bars you will find in Pattaya, namely the high class go-go bars and the outdoor beer bars. The go-go bars, as they are called, are air conditioned bars that feature blasting music hlaring strobe lights and other lighting effects, a fully stocked bar, and of course, a stage packed with enough dancing girls to last you a lifetime. Some of the go-go bars, such as Happy A Go-Go or Champion A Go-Go, feature nightly sex shows where the girls do lesbian acts. You won't find any fuck shows, though. For that, you will have to go to Patpong in Bangkok. The other type of bar you will find in abundance is the inexpensive outdoor beer bar, which as the name implies is outdoors. Because of the tropical weather, the outdoor beer bars are very popular and enjoyable to drink at. Neither the go-go or the outdoor bars have a cover charge and the dress is very casual. Most tourists wear shorts, tennis shoes and T-shirts. All the girls who work the bars, dancers and waitresses included, are prostitutes and are available for sex, for a small fee of course. 
OD: What happens if you see a girl you like in either of the bars? How do you meet her? MH: If you see a girl you find attractive in a go-go bar, immediately call over a waitress, point to the girl you like and tell the waitress you wish to buy her a ladies' drink. A ladies' drink is a special drink the girl gets a commission for. The prices can vary from bar to bar, but generally they are very cheap, only a dollar or two. When you buy a girl a drink, after she finishes her dance routine, she will come to sit with you at your table and you can talk with her. 
OD: Do the women speak English at all? MH: Barely. Usually the conversation goes about as far as, "What's your name?" "Where you stay?" "You come holiday in Thailand?" and a few other short phrases. Listen, you don't come to Thailand to make intelligent conversation with the women. You come here because the pussy is so hot, period. 
OD: After you buy the girl a drink, how do you get to fuck her? Do you screw her there in the bar? MH: No. Most of the time, with the exception of the massage parlors and local brothels, the girl will leave the bar with you and go with you to fuck in the privacy of your hotel room. Once you cum, the girl will usually pack up and leave, so your time with her may be rather short. That's why the girls will ask you if you want "short time," meaning she will just stay with you long enough to fuck, or "long time," which means she will spend the whole night. Most girls prefer short time because they like to pull two or three tricks a night to maximize their income.

OD: Mac, I know a lot of guys are concerned about the AIDS epidemic in Thailand. Have you heard of any tourists who have come down with AIDS from sexual relations with Thai prostitutes? MH: I know a lot of American men who have slept with countless prostitutes over the years and are HIV negative to this day. 
OD: You're not saying that if you fuck a Thai prostitutes, you don't need to use condoms, right? MH: Of course not. I think you should use condoms, not only as protection from HIV, but from STDs (sexually transmitted diseases) such as herpes, genital warts and a host of nasty bacteria that can ruin your vacation. Even more so, many Thai bar girls desire pregnancy from a foreigner, so unless you're planning on raising a family in Thailand, buckle up for safety. 
OD: What about the age of the girls that work the bars in Pattaya? Is it true the majority of women working the bars are underage? 
MH: All this talk about children working the red light districts in Thailand is pure nonsense. My partner, Eric Dexter, a surveillance specialist, covertly videotaped over 300 bars and 4,000 bar girls in Bangkok, Phuket and Pattaya. We carefully reviewed the tape and there was not one single instance of a child working as a prostitute. We've fully documented this in our tapes on travels to Thailand over the years. It's there for all to see. 
OD: Mac, what would you say to the guy who is going through hard times? I know there are a lot of guys out there who maybe have been through a divorce or never was able to find the perfect woman and is spending too much time alone. Do you have any suggestions? MH: I'll be honest. I spent most of my time in the U.S. jacking off to fantasies that never came true. In my life I had two goals: One was to find the most perfect woman to marry. I never did find that. The second was to be in a situation where I could screw any girl I wanted, anytime I wanted. I found that on my very first trip to Thailand. So, if you're in a position where things aren't going your way, pack your bags, book that flight, and get your ass over to Thailand or other great places, like the Philippines. The girls over there are going to take damn good care of you, that I can guarantee. Do not sit around and let life get you down. There is a whole new world out there and once you find it, you will be living like a king. I know, because I'm living in fucking paradise. You can, too. OD: Mac, we want to thank you for your time. See you again!