It’s half an hour later and the very same girl who sprayed you from her ass is now in your hotel room and is on her hands and knees.  As you slowly work the KY gel in her ever so tight butt, she moans in pleasure. Finally, your dick makes it’s way into her ass and within minutes, you squirt a load of hot cum, filling her hole.  As you pull out, the sperm begins to slowly drip out of her asshole. You take a small wad of sperm with your finger and display it before her. You then ask her in Thai, “Riak waa alai?” That translates, “What do you call this?” You see, you’ve been studying the Thai language and you are curious how you say “sperm” in Thai. As you wait for the girl to answer, she gives you a harsh look and says in Thai, “Mai supahb”. So that’s what sperm is called in Thai, right? Nope. “Mai supahb” translates, “(What you’re asking is) impolite.” You then sit there in bewilderment, wondering how the very same girl who was on stage squirting beer out of her ass would consider it impolite for you to ask how to say “sperm” in the Thai language.

Believe it or not, such attitudes towards sex are common in Thailand. I’ve asked many Thai bar girls what the words for pussy, cock, fuck, etc., in Thai and they all like refuse to answer. Why? Because in Thai society it’s impolite to discuss such topics. What this means is there is an unspoken rule being played out here. The rule is it’s okay to engage in sexual activity (not a problem with me!), but it’s not okay to talk about it. Ironically, it’s pretty much the opposite in the states where talking about sex (i.e., phone sex) is okay, but having real sex (i.e., paying for sex) is not. If you ask me, I think I would prefer the Thai way of doing things. Nothing beats having real sex with an uncountable array of luscious Asian babes.

So what does all this have to do with picking up girls in Thailand? Quite a bit, actually. You see, unless you understand what lurks deep inside the brain of these exotic Thai babes, especially those outside the sex industry, you weaken your chances of succeeding in picking up girls in Thailand. (Note: picking up Thai bar girls is as easy as ordering french fries in McDonald’s. The real challenge is not meeting bar girls, but trying to pick up girls who work outside the sex industry).

So how does one go about picking up the “nice” girls (i.e., girls who don’t work the sex industry) in Thailand? Where does one go to find them? When you see one you like, what do you say? What do you do if meet a babe, for example, a waitress in a restaurant, and she does not speak English? Lastly, when you find a girl you like and she agrees to go out with you on a date, then what? How do you get down her pants?

Let me say first of all that as a foreigner visiting Thailand, you are already at an advantage. Many Thai women see foreign men as these world class travelers who are extremely wealthy, well educated, successful, well mannered, kind and very generous. That’s not a bad list of credentials for someone who is trying to get some attention from the opposite sex. Compare that with the way the girls view you in the states.  I know from personal experience back home, most women won’t even so much as look at me when I enter a store, the bank, the gym or a shopping mall. Here I am pushing fifty and the thought of picking up a nineteen-year-old college girl in the states is completely out of the question. However, in Thailand among the bargirls, it’s like fishing in a barrel – you are guaranteed success. However, with the Thai girls who don’t work the bars, things are not so easy and you must know how to play the game. And how does one do that? You must follow the rules.

(Note: these rules apply only to girls working outside the red light district)

Rule Number one: Either learn the language or hire a female translator to go with you while chasing girls. Your biggest obstacle you will come across in trying to meet Thai women will be the language barrier. Although many Thai girls, particularly university graduates, have studied English, their communication skills are very poor. I found that out quick when I tried to pick up this hot looking 18-year-old virgin named Nui, in Korat, Thailand.

Things were looking good when I handed Nui my hotel card and invited her to call me the following afternoon so we could meet for lunch. Sure enough, right on the nose, the phone rang at my hotel at the exact time I asked her to call and there she was on the other end of the line. Great, huh! Sure, until she started speaking Thai and I could not understand a word she was saying. Seeing that she could not speak any English and my Thai was limited, our conversation was getting nowhere fast. What to do? 

Well, luckily, when Nui called me I was in the hotel lobby rather than my room. Soon as I picked up the phone and realized we were going to have trouble communicating, I immediately called over my friend’s Thai girlfriend who happened to be hanging in the lobby at the same time. She spoke English well and when I asked her to help me communicate with Nui, she was glad to assist. I then handed her the phone. I then told her to tell Nui to meet me at this shopping mall for lunch. Nui agreed and next thing you know, I was in Korat’s largest shopping mall, The Mall, sitting next to this absolutely stunning Thai babe. Better than that, Nui had brought an escort along, another Thai girl, who was even cutter than Nui. Girls of this caliber I could never stand a chance of dating in the USA. Luckily, in Thailand things work different

So, the lesson is you must be aware you will come across major communication gaps when trying to pick up on Thai women outside the red light districts. To overcome this, you must hire a translator to assist you. Where to find one? Ask the receptionist at your hotel. Many of them have friends or relatives who would love to work as your translator and guide. Request a female translator, rather than a male. Why? First of all, you don’t need the male guide trying to pick up on the women you are chasing. Second, women tend to trust other women more than men. It’s a sisterhood of women type of thing. If you hire a female guide, she

will make the girl you are trying to pick up on much more comfortable and make your chances of success much greater. Furthermore, the translator you hire might herself turn out to be worth pursuing. Everything goes in Thailand. (How much to pay your translator? $2.50 per hour or $10 for six hours would be a very fair wage).

So once you find a female translator to help you, where do you go to find a date? The easiest place to meet women is any of the major shopping malls. Go there in the late afternoon (weekends are best) and you will see an abundance of Thai babes in all shapes, sizes and age groups. Besides the female shoppers, keep in So, once you spot a woman you are interested, what do you do? Simply go up her, smile, and say, “Hello.” Then ask her what her name is and introduce yourself and your translator. From that point, the translator will need to take over. Just tell your guide you like that particular girl and wish to invite her either to dinner, ice cream, or to a movie. It’s than up to your guide to make it all happen. More than likely, after an afternoon of hunting around, you will have arranged a date with a beautiful Thai lady. Then what?

Rule number two. Don’t ask your date to come to your hotel and be sure to invite your female guide as an escort on the first date. This is crucial because most Thai girls who are still virgins (yes, you can meet real virgins in Thailand) will be scared to not only meet you at your hotel, even if it’s just in the lobby, but to date you alone. Why? Because of the social stigma that surrounds foreigners and prostitutes. You see, when a male foreigner is found in the company of a female Thai, the Thai woman is automatically looked upon as a prostitute. Now, that’s fine if the girl you’re dating is already (or planning to become) a prostitute. In that case, just skip the dating part and take her directly to your hotel to fuck. But if the girl you are after is really still a virgin (or wants others to think so), she will not risk losing her good reputation among her co-workers, relatives, friends, neighbors and the general public at large. What that means is no matter how much she is interested in you, she will refuse your invitation to go out with you if it means coming to your hotel and if there is no escort. So you must arrange to meet your date in a “safe” place (i.e., in a public place, such as a restaurant or ice cream parlor) and with an escort. Once you date the girl a few times, she will come to trust you and you will eventually be able to get her alone. Once that happens, you will most likely be able to fuck the shit out of her. Isn’t Thailand fucking great!

Note: Thai virgins will bring along a female friend or two on the first and even second date. This is common procedure. Of course, what that means is you will be paying for three, four or more people. So be prepared to spend money on more than just the two of you. With this in mind, let me say that dating will serve to be as or more expensive than paying to have sex with the bargirls. If you think you’re going to get it for free, you better think again. Pussy costs money no matter what angle you approach it at. That’s a rule of life.

Rule number three. Don’t invite her to your hotel room right off the bat; ease into it. If you think you can just lure any Thai virgin into your hotel room right off the bat, you are quite mistaken. Of course, any girl who does drop her panties on the first date is nothing less than a hooker and if that’s what you’re dating, you might as well have just gone directly to a bar and picked up a girl there. If you are after a true virgin or one who is close to it, it will require much patience and the art of seduction on your part. How does that work? 

First of all, for the first date, invite the girl either go out for lunch, dinner, or desert. I found few Thai girls could refuse the temptation to go out for ice cream. Thailand has a chain of Swensen’s ice cream parlors throughout the country and that makes for a wonderful first date. Following the ice cream, offering to take her to the movies usually does the trick. (Note: many of the movie theaters throughout Thailand are in English with Thai subtitles, making the movie enjoyable for both of you). If it’s getting late in the evening, offering to take the girl to a local disco works great as well. If you can get her to drink a few glasses of wine at the disco, your chances of getting her into bed increase tremendously. 

So once you take the girl out, how do you get her to your hotel room? You have to use the indirect method. In other words, you need an excuse, besides going back to have sex, to get her to your room. Here are some proven methods I’ve used that work quite well. On the way to the disco, I took this one girl to Seven Eleven to pick up some goodies. Of course, I could not carry my groceries with me to the disco, so I told the girl I had to drop them off at my hotel. Next thing you know, we are in my room together. In another case I told the girl I wanted to pick up my Thai dictionary, which just happened to be in my hotel room. That worked quite well. I think you’re getting the point. Use an excuse, any excuse at all, to get her back to your room. Take your camera with you and then on the way to the movies or disco, tell her you need to drop off the camera in your room. Or do the opposite: tell her you want to pick up your camera to take pictures. Whatever you do, don’t invite her to your hotel without an excuse. If she thinks you’re taking her to your room to fuck, you will most likely lose her. If you make it look legitimate, you can get her back to your room. This is the way things work in Thailand.

Another note. If you date a girl and she brings along her friends, do invite all of them to your hotel room (after you’ve taken them out on the town, of course). The girl you are dating will feel safe coming to your room with her friends. Once you get her to feel comfortable in your room, it will be that much easier to get her back there, hopefully alone on the second or third date. On one occasion I invited three girls to my room and all of a sudden the date’s friends all slipped out the door, leaving my date and me all alone. If that happens to you, it’s your lucky night.

By the way, if the girl you are dating shows up alone on the first date (i.e., without an escort), good chance she is not as innocent as you were led to believe. What I would do in that case is first take her out to dinner, then buy some drinks at the store and use that as an excuse to take her back to my hotel. After all, you can’t walk around town with a bag full of drinks. Once you get her to your hotel room, offer her a drink and if she accepts, it’s her way of saying she wants to hang in your room. If she refuses a drink, refuses to sit down, or even worse, does not take off her shoes when she enters your place (a common tradition when entering someone’s house), that’s your cue she is not comfortable being in your room. Put the drinks away and take her elsewhere. Perhaps the next date things will go your way.

Rule number four. Once you go on a second date, buy her a gift. What to buy? Thai girls absolutely love 24k gold jewelry, probably more than men enjoy sex! Buying gifts for your date works miracles, believe me. You don’t want to over do it, but on the second or third date, if you buy her an inexpensive gold bracelet or necklace (under $50), well,  good chance it won’t be long before the girl is dropping her panties. The more you put into the relationship, the more you will get out of it. Remember this rule: Thai girls absolutely love 24k gold jewelry, probably more than men love sex. Once you buy a gold chain for a girl (you can get a nice 24k chain for about $35), if she accepts it, you are in the pocket. In short, money down before panties down. Buy her that gold and watch those panties come off.

Rule number five. Don’t get discouraged if you fail. One thing that was so frustrating about the dating scene in the states was the way the system offers you little or no alternative. For example, let’s say it’s Friday afternoon and you have no date for the evening. You’ve asked out the girl at line in the bank, the girl working out next to you at the gym, and the girl working the cash register and they all have said, “Sorry, no.” So now it’s Friday night and you are on your last desperate measures. So you go to the local disco and try your luck. Of course, you end up going home alone. Next thing you know you’re at home either jerking off to some porno or spending a fortune on a phone sex line. That’s a pretty depressing scenario, if you ask me. Now in Thailand, it’s a whole different ballpark. You see, no matter how badly you fail at the dating scene with the “nice” girls, come end of the night, there is always the bar scene. Yes, this is where getting laid with a beautiful Thai babe in her late teens or early twenties is as easy as walking into a supermarket and picking out a steak dinner. Actually, picking up a Thai bar girl is easier. How is that? Well, the steaks in the market don’t run up to you, put their arms around you and whisper in your ear how much they long to have you take them home and eat them.

Conclusion. Dating Thai women who do not work the red light districts is no easy task. There are huge language and cultural barriers you will have to cross, and hiring a female translator/guide is one major step forward to help you defeat the odds. Even with a guide, there is no guarantee. However, if you do succeed the rewards and benefit are well worth it. Best of all, no matter what happens, there is always Thailand’s bustling night life where picking up on bar girls is like fishing in a barrel. That’s what’s so great about this country, because it’s a always win-win situation. If you fail in finding your dream date, you can go to the bars afterwards and bang some of the Orient’s most luscious hookers. If you succeed in dating the girls of your dreams (but can’t get her into bed), after the date you head out to the bar and bang the hell out of the Thai bar babe of your dreams. If you date a girl and score (and then still find yourself horny after she leaves), you can go to the bar and find a girl who will let you plug her in the ass or cum inside your mouth So, no matter what happens with your date, you win! This is the land of the Orient. It’s a man’s world. And that’s what picking up Thai girls is all about.