Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

ANGELES CITY,
HERE I GO AGAIN!

We met in a park right across the street from Fort San Pedro, which is a well-known tourist attraction in Cebu. I met her while we were videotaping in the park, interviewing all the girls that hang out there every Sunday. Her name was Ma Lou and she was eighteen years old. OUCH! It turned out she was visiting her cousin on Cebu and was from an island called Bohol. We used her in a few scenes and of course I made sure she kept her clothes on throughout the whole MOVIE. (hmm)

She started getting a little jealous when Mac and I videotaped the other girls doing naked, soapy shower scenes. We were getting the girls from these strip clubs they had in Cebu City. Not only did we take video of the girls in the shower naked but we also got some hidden camera footage of them dancing naked in the bars as well. There was this one time when I had my hidden camera with me in the "Thunderdome" strip club and bar.

The camera and recording unit with its power supply was all inside this one little fanny pack of mine. One of the girls, after she was finished performing on stage came down and sat on my lap. She also sat right down on top of my fanny pack and crunched my power supply unit to where it started to short out. All of a sudden I started feeling really hot between my legs and I think the girl felt the heat too. At the time I didn't know it, but my battery pack was melting and it was just about to start a little fire inside the bag. Smoke started to come out of my lap and that's when the girl started giving me these funny looks.

Mac was sitting behind me with my brother and neither of them knew what was going on. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this point. Luckily the girl got off my lap and as she walked away I saw her rubbing her thigh. She must have gotten burned a little from the heat of the bag. The things that must have been going through that poor girl's mind could have supplied enough material for a writer to produce a hit comedy.
I got up quickly and ran into the bathroom to see what the hell was going on inside my bag. The batteries were all melted and part of the bag was burnt on the inside. When I came out of the bathroom, I bumped into the girl that was sitting on my lap. She gave me this look as if she had just seen Dr. Frankenstein. I got really paranoid when I saw the girl go over to one of the security guards in the bar and started talking to him.