Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

ANGELES CITY,
HERE I GO AGAIN!

The 1997 trip to the Philippines was the most fun of all of them because my brother Mark was able to go along this time. It was his first trip to Southeast Asia and like many guys his age, (50 years old) found it hard to believe that there was a place where women still actually LIKED men.

We arrived in Manila on November 1, 1997. It took us a couple of hours to get to Angeles and shortly after checking into our hotel in Angeles City, Mac, my brother Mark and I all went into town to check out the bars. It only took a few minutes after we arrived in the main part of town for my brother Mark to realize that I was telling him the truth. He had a girlfriend for the night within a few hours. I don't think there was a night that my brother slept alone in the 3 weeks he was in the Philippines.

The girls liked him so much because he made them laugh and he was an extreme gentleman with all the girls. Plus, being fifty years old helped a lot too because "the girls like men who are stable and mature, unlike the younger guys who bullshit the women and act like playboys." (I'm quoting what many of the Filipino girls have told me in the last five years when I've traveled to the Philippines) Before my brother went on this trip, he refused to believe me of what I've been trying to tell him what was waiting for him in the Philippines.

It didn't take him too long and after the 2nd day he made his apologies for doubting me. He eventually found himself a real nice girl and spent most of the time with her, like most guys do.
My brother was so funny. We used him in a lot of the scenes in the "Angeles City" video. I've never seen him so happy and in such a good mood as when he was in Angeles City. He acted like "the head cock in the hen house." (O.k., maybe that's not the right analogy to use here.)

He was a natural when it came time for him to say his lines with the girls. But when he adlibbed, he was much funnier than the lines we were giving him. We just let him say what was on his mind for the whole video. One of the scenes is where he's on a bed with two girls, one on each side of him. The girls are wearing skimpy bikinis, and he's wearing bathing trunks and he's asking the girls questions. This is one of my favorite scenes in the whole video and apparently a favorite of Channel 13 News in Los Angeles, California. (No, they weren't underage, as the lying media would have you believe. In fact, the one girl Jenny, with the big tits was indeed 18 and Mary, the other girl was in her mid twenties and already had one child. This is what the media calls "underage." Idiots!)