Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

DILDOS AND THE COSTA RICAN
CUSTOMS AGENTS

I looked at Mac and gave him that face as if there were ten pounds of Heroine inside.
The customs agent noticed my expression and began to insist that I open the case. She didn't know it at the time, but she was about to have a first class practical joke pulled on her by the Dexter man. I told her I wasn't sure 1 knew where the key was, so I began looking through all my pockets. (But I really KNEW where the key was. I was just setting up my practical joke to make it even better. Mac hates when I do that.)

By this time the female customs agent had called over 4 more customs agents to assist her. I guess she thought she was going to uncover two drug smugglers. This is when Mac almost lost it by laughing out loud. I whispered to him to keep it together for one more minute. The whispering was the "cherry on the cake." (That made it more suspicious looking.) Now the girl was even more convinced she had something big happening.

I handed the key to the girl and said, "Here, you can open it now." She looked at me with some concern and told ME to open it. I said, "O.K., but I don't think you want me to open this with all these people around." With that, security was called over and now there were about 8 or 9 customs agents and security personnel standing around the case, waiting for me to open it.

This is when Mac had to turn away because he couldn't hold it in any longer. I put the key in very slowly and removed the lock from the case. I stepped away from the case and stood there and looked at the girl with a concerned expression on my face. I told her that SHE could open the case now. She still insisted on me opening the case. Mac was crying in laughter at this point and I have to admit I was starting to lose it myself.