DILDOS AND THE COSTA RICAN
CUSTOMS AGENTS

Preparing for each trip requires deep thought of what things will be needed. Shopping for the dildos we use in our videos has always been my job. It takes days, sometimes weeks in finding the right dildos. For example: If you're filming in an Asian country you have to know that Asian vaginas are much smaller and less hairier than, lets say your South America vaginas. Having a smaller dildo being shoved into an Asian vagina will be seen easier because of the lack of bushy hair that exists around each of their holes. On the other hand (or other vaginas), the Brazilian, Costa Rican and Boca Chica girls are more comfortable with the eight to twelve inch dildos that are big, fat and round.
There's one thing you have to know about Dexter-Horn videos. We never skimp on the quality of the dildos that are used on our girls. We never use dildos made from endangered species either. I have taken the title, "Head of (duality Control," very seriously. The most fun for me is when I'm in one of those sex shops, ready to buy a particular dildo. I hold the biggest one up in the air and yell to the girl behind the register, "Does this dildo shoot fake sperm when you squeeze the testicles, or does it just vibrate." If she doesn't get embarrassed after that, I make damn sure I get her phone number before I leave. A good woman is hard to find.

That reminds me of the time when we went to Costa Rica to film our travel video, "The Erotic Women of Costa Rica." While we were going through customs, one of the young female customs agents had asked me to open up my big blue fiberglass suitcase. This is the suitcase that I put all our "sensitive" equipment in; dildos, baby oil, strap-on dildos, g-string panties, etc. There was a lock on it and she asked me to
open it.
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