Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

THE PEACE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IN THE PHILIPPINES

There are many ways to wipe and one of the ways is to use a flat piece of wood and scrape the remaining excess off your butt. Another way is to use an already eaten corncob and stick it up your butt gently, then turn it clockwise or counter-clockwise, whichever turns you on, I guess. Wiping with newspaper is used among the richer poor people in the neighborhood everyday, but used by the very poor only on special occasions. I would tell you about the "big pointed rock" method but I have a feeling you don't want me to go there. The most common way throughout the Philippines to clean your rear exit is "the cup."

A typical, modern Filipino bathroom, or comfort room (CR) as they call it, will just have the bowl and no seat. There will be a little plastic cup and a trashcan filled with water inside the bathroom. (This is a well-equipped bathroom in a nicer home) After you do your doody, you take the cup in your right hand filled with water. Then you put the cup behind you, just above your butt. Slowly, you pour the water down the crack of your ass and with your left hand you wipe your butt as the water runs down through your fingers. (Needless to say, I don't do a lot of hand shaking when I'm in the Philippines)

I know most of this sounds pretty horrible to you. I WANTED to be descriptive as much as possible for a reason. Marrying a girl from an environment like this, will be a very enlightening experience to say the least. The gratitude that you will receive after your Filipina girlfriend arrives in America to be your wife will so overwhelming, you will wonder to yourself why you wasted your time all those years with all those spoiled American chicks.
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he days of having to impress a girl with your car, money or nice clothes will be over. All that hard work, trying to convince those spoiled little bitches in America to go out on a date with you will be history. So now when the question is asked, "Why do the girls of the Philippines want to marry American men," (or any foreigner for that matter) you will now know the answer and that is they all want to "improve their quality of life."