Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

THE PEACE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IN THE PHILIPPINES

seems like its 90 males to every female. (I'm exaggerating a little of course) You feel it's like "gay night" and you're in this poorly lit room and it's scary. I guess you have to know WHERE to go in the U.S. where there's a place that women actually GO to meet men who are friendly and flirtatious to them. IS there such a place? You always have to have the right "line" to approach a girl. If you don't have the right "line", or you're wearing the "right clothes," or you're driving the "right car", or if you're hair is not parted on the right side that the girl approves of, or, or, or . AH FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.

Now I know where the expression, "Looking for MR. Right" came from. I used to work too damn hard trying to impress chicks out here in order to get them to go out with me. Now that I know how to alleviate all that frustration, LIFE'S A BREEZE. AAAHHHH, the comfort of knowing that I can get on a plane, fly to the Islands of the Philippines where women appreciate everything there is about me, even if my hair IS parted on the wrong side..

After you've decided that you're gonna take that giant step forward and visit the Philippines, you may not want to tell any of your American girlfriends, ex-wives, sisters, or even your own mother where you're going. Especially don't mention that you're thinking of looking for a wife when you go there. You'll get so much slack from them, you won't believe your ears. Right away you'll hear THIS come out of their bitchy little mouths:

"The only reason why THEY want to marry you is for your money and to get a Green Card." Then they add, "We know why MEN want to marry Asian women, it's because they're submissive and act like slaves to the man." I know you guys out there have questioned such exaggerated stories, and I'm here to tell you you were right when you had your doubts of all these American women feeding you this propaganda.
American women, (especially your own female relatives) are extremely jealous and feel threatened by the ageless beauty and sweetness that Asian women possess! That sums it up and is the answer to all the vicious lies, rumors and terrorist acts that feminist groups are guilty of spreading to the U.S. public.