Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

Home Alone Again
But Not For Long

THE WHITE HOUSE (actual letter)
WASHINGTON

February 14, 1995

Dear Mr. Dexter:

Thank you so much for your letter. President Clinton greatly appreciates the trust and confidence you have shown in him by writing.

To ensure that your concerns are addressed, I am forwarding your letter to the Department of State for review and any appropriate action. Please bear in mind that it may take some time to look thoroughly into the issues you have raised. Should you wish to contact the Department of State directly, you may write to: Department of State, 2201 C Street, N.W. Washington, D.C. 20520.

Many thanks for your patience,

Sincerely,

James A. Dorskind

Special Assistant to the President Director of Correspondence and
Presidential Messages

At the time, I thought it was pretty cool getting a letter from the White House. I was really hoping to get a letter from the man himself, "Slick Willie." Instead, I got a reply from one of his right hand flunkies. Now that I think of it, this is probably the time Mr. Bill was starting his fling with Monica. You remember Monica don't you? She was one of the President's interns. Now I hear she's working for "7-11" stores endorsing the "Big Gulp." On her resume she put down that she "sat on the Presidential Staff."