Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

BACK HOME AND BORED SHITLESS

There will be anywhere from 5 to 50 Asian women that are usually no younger than 40 years old, over weight, unattractive, and so messed up in the head from previous relationships, that you'd rather leave the party and go home and watch reruns of "Leave it to Beaver." Anyway, this party had all ugly women except for this one hot chick with a mini dress so short, you can see parts of Wyoming when she bent over. (Please, no hate mail from Wyoming) We found out later that the owner of the party, (who Mac thought was an ex-mama san from a bar in Thailand) invited this hot Asian fortune cookie to come to the party just to make her party look good. I found out from one of the other girls that she had a boyfriend and was getting married next week.

I don't know about you guys, but I am SICK AND TIRED of these singles clubs, or any other matchmaking organization that makes a profit from the agony that men endure while they search for happiness in finding a mate.

Mac and I began to brainstorm that very night on how to help guys like us find the women of their dreams. The "Gentlemen's Guide" was not enough. We wanted to come up with something else that would really clue guys in on what they were clueless about. "How about a Travel Video that depicts the Gentlemen's Guide and we'll call it, "How To Meet Women in Southeast Asia." Since the book was a smash success, we thought a video would be a hot seller. We would discover later on that we were right. Although the name of the video was changed to, "THE EROTIC WOMEN OF SOUTHEAST ASIA." (Because we knew the name, "The Erotic Women of Idaho" would never sell.)

Our minds started to churn like the wheels of an old Rum making plant in Botswana, Africa. Being a licensed private investigator who specializes in surveillance such as myself, (Now you know what I REALLY do for a living) and Mac being a great writer and having the artistic talent that he does, together we would eventually create a partnership known as, "Dexter-Horn Productions."
(Dexter-Horn Productions will be discussed later in the book, as well as some stories of our trips while making the videos.)
In the mean time, to keep my sanity, while I was waiting to go back to the Philippines, I was dating this married woman I met at my gym near my house. All she wanted to do as soon as she walked in my house was start fucking.