Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

BACK HOME AND BORED SHITLESS

The letters made me homesick for the Philippines and it was driving me crazy. I had so many girls writing to me and asking me to marry them, I had to make a filing system of what girls I wrote to, what girls wrote me, what pictures I sent them, and which ones were the marriage material girls. I had about 30 girls always writing me and picked the best three out of the list. Rowena was one of them, the girl 1 met at the airport. The other two were clerks in the Manila Mega Mall shopping center, both of them were babes too. For the next 2 months I would write
these three girls and plan my trip back to marry one of them.

I finally got a chance to call Mac up on the phone and told him about my trip to Asia. I told him that his book was right about everything he said in it. With one exception and that is he did not stress enough how friendly the women are over there, and how easy it was to meet them and have sex with them. He was glad to hear the praise about his book, and from that time on Mac and I became friends. I told him I met a bunch of girls that I would like to marry while I was over there. I told him I liked the Philippines the best because most of them spoke English. He told me about his Vietnamese fiancée Chau who is waiting to get her papers to come to the U.S.

One day I was visiting him and he showed me pictures of Chau (pronounced Cho) taken in Vietnam. She was a very cute and young and tiny 16-year-old girl. I guess some guys like their women according to their weight instead of their age. I congratulated him and was envious in a friendly way. I thought about the day I'd be waiting for MY girlfriend to come to the U.S.

It was now August of 94 and I was going crazy at home. After being in Southeast Asia and getting all that non stop attention from beautiful, Asian women every day, I was ready to jump off the roof of the nearest massage parlor. Mac shared my sentiments exactly. One night, Mac and I had gone to one of those Asian Ladies singles parties in L.A. There are a few companies out here that throw these parties in certain restaurants or private homes in California.