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| Tony and I boarded a plane for Thailand in April of 1994. We both spent two weeks in Thailand and after the third day there, we hardly saw each other. We had both met girls every day and night and did not have time to see each other much. I remember there was this one night in Bangkok when I was walking along Sukhumvit Road and saw Tony sitting with five Thai girls at a table outside a cafe called, "Thermae's Coffee Shop". This place is a major pick up place in Bangkok. Tony has the reputation of being the ladies man, so when I saw him sitting with five chicks, I thought it was normal for him. But as I got a little closer to Tony and the girls I had noticed that at least four of them were Katoys, or lady boys, or otherwise known as transvestites. I tried telling
Tony that the girl he was talking to was a man, or used to be a man,
but you know when a guy is trying to score with a chick, it's hard to get
them to listen to anything. I guess the Thai girl noticed that I was trying to warn Tony that she was a man, so she
stands up, lifts her skirt revealing no panties and no dick and says," I no
man, I woman." Tony turns to me and says, "Ya see Eric, you were wrong.
"But Tony" I said, What about her Adam's apple? Tony looks a little closer
and notices the bump on her throat. "Well, I'll be God Damned, you're
fucking right! The girl/man got so pissed at me that I thought she was going
to start a fight right there on the street. I just blew a big sale for her and she
was really pissed.
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