Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

HOW I MET MAC HORN

I know you all had similar experiences like the ones I've just written about. It brings back horrible memories for me. Thank God I met this guy called Mac Horn. It wasn't too long after that day in Santa Barbara that I picked up one of those free papers you find in restaurants called, "The L.A. Weekly". It must have been fate because I read an ad in the back of the paper that read, "SEX TOURS TO THAILAND" .
Well, I was ready for anything at this point so I called the number listed in the ad. Some guy answered the phone and said, "PVS Publications, Mac Horn speaking, may I help you?" I spoke to him for a while and found out that this guy was selling a book entitled, " A GENTLEMEN'S GUIDE: THE EROTIC WOMEN OF SOUTHEAST ASIA". He had this honest sales approach that enticed to buy the book, so I ordered one.

When I received it I couldn't put it down. (It's what everybody says) I didn't believe half the stuff that was written in it, especially the parts where he writes and tells you how many girls you can meet. It was this adult travel sex guide that showed you where you can get young and beautiful girls to spend the entire night with you for $20.00. It went on to say that girls will be chasing YOU and will want to
marry you regardless of your age or looks. "HAD ENOUGH OF THE STUCK UP BITCHES OF AMERICA WHO WON'T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY AND ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT?"
The book had quotes like that and I figured I had met a guy who really told it like it was, and wasn't afraid to say it. I read the entire 300+ page book that included maps, illustrations, pictures of lots of girls, and where the girls are.
After reading the book I contacted Mr. Horn and asked him all kinds of questions that had to do with actually going over to Southeast Asia. He was a friendly, helpful guy who raved about Asia and told me many personal stories he had experienced while he lived there. He told me he had never taken anyone on a tour to Asia before because not too many guys knew about what was over there.