Dexterhorn's How to get your Filipina to the US

Sour Grapes
Made Me Do it

was all they had left) But I figure, if a girl goes away with a guy for the weekend, she must know that SOMEONE is gonna get laid. And it's for this that I still don't understand why Mike Tyson had to go to jail.

After dinner, we took a walk along the ocean and find ourselves swapping spit for two hours. We came back to the room and both took separate showers before we started our own private little "indoor body surfing" contest.

We're both naked on her bed and I'm on top of her. I'm about to enter her for the first time when she says, "Stop, I can't do this!" Well I couldn't stop that instant without a little begging, but I eventually rolled off of her and started to cry inside! She started to explain to me that she was a one-man woman. Well, I looked around the room and told her, "I'm the only man here in this room, what do you mean?" She continued to tell me that she was in love with another guy from Great Expectations and she went away with me to make him jealous! (I ain't making this up, I swear!)

I slowly got into my own bed and went to sleep. I woke up the next morning and I don't remember to this day the drive home. I dropped her off at her car and never said a word to her. She kept saying to me that she was sorry and asked me if there were any hard feelings.
I've told this story to a lot of people and the majority of the women I told it to all told me that I have "sour grapes". For those of you who have never heard of this term, let me explain what it means. To have sour grapes you need two things to happen. A woman who takes advantage of a man and uses him, fucks him over by lying to him or pisses him off in any way is the first step. But the kicker is when you tell other people of your woes about HOW you got fucked over by this chick, and with no sympathy or emotion they tell you that you have sour grapes. At this point you don't know whom to kill.
Yeah, I said it, KILL! You read in the paper and hear on the news every day about boyfriends killing their girlfriends in fits of jealous rage. Husbands shooting their ex-wives in court, killing lawyers, judges, etc. What the hell is going on in this country? We have the most domestic violence in the world right here in the U.S.