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North Rhein Westfalen Area

Happy Garden Oedt
Herne Horsthausen
Babylon Elsdorf
Wiago Leverkusen
Sankt Augustin Meindorf
Bernd’s Lichtenburg
ParkSauna Wildenrath
Dusseldorf Dolce Vita
Bochum Wattensheid
Gelsenkirchen

Southern Frankfurt Area Clubs
Oase Burgholzhausen
Atlantis Altenstadt
Club Insel Heldenberg

Dietzenbach (Not pictured on the map) South of Frankfurt
This Report covers the latest FKK clubs in Germany. I have left out the detailed info for each session with the girls as this info is basically the same as that in previous F**K fest reports. Quality of service is so good that the chances of a poor session are little to none. I had read some of the latest reports on the web before my trip for possible names of providers. Everyone has a different opinion of what is good so it was of little value. Since the majority of women offer excellent service your better off going by your own judgment. I did include names of girls that I thought were spectacular or to be avoided. Holland has also been excluded from this trip as from my past experience quality is more important then quantity. Holland Red Light District’s have some of the best looking women in Europe at very favorable exchange rates but German FKK clubs still rule in the GFE department. At the high end prices range from 220dm per session to 130dm. Taking advantage of multiple sessions prices are even more reasonable from 185dm to 85dm per session. Dolce Vita in Dusseldorf has a 3 session deal that comes out to be $33 per session.
I’ve come to believe that a good club really means having the best women. Looks alone don't really guarantee quality sex as many of the best providers are in the 4-7 scale. In fact many of the most popular women are not the stunning beauties one might expect. Beauty in Europe differs from that in the US as women wear less make up and silicone boob jobs are rare. What you find are more naturally beautiful women. Tattoo’s are also still rare as are body piercings. Belly button jewelry and gold chains around the waist seem to be more popular. I didn't see one pierced tongue although I’ve heard that they do exist.
Dolce Vita in Dusseldorf on Breider Strasse is the all time best value among the clubs visited. They had a good variety of women in all shapes and sizes from the girl next door to porn star types. Oase in Burgholzhausen I agree is now the top club for those near Frankfurt with great hours Daily from 10am-4am, plenty of rooms, couches, private cabins and excellent providers. Their stable of talent is always changing during the day as the shifts change. All the women appeared to be very willing and no one I was with reported anything but excellent GFE’s.
Farther north where Herne once was the club to beat Babylon and Wildenrath now rule. Herne has fallen to the status of just another FKK with basic service and talent. Happy Garden still get’s my approval as an all time great club for the best bar, buffets and consistently attractive and talented staff. It’s also a bargain if you use a Gummi for oral for only 50dm per session.
Gas prices have risen adding to the cost of travel. Rental cars are also subject to VAT taxes which are added to the prices found on the internet. Hotels can be difficult to find as more and more conventions are taking place. If you plan on doing this alone or with a friend I suggest you invest in good maps, a compass and extra time as a few days is never enough. I suggest 4-5 days minimum if you know the terrain and 7-10 days if plan on taking your time. It's still a better for guys who think $1000 parties in Nevada are a good deal.
I know how much this may sound like a sales pitch but still the most economical and comfortable way to go is with a group. Most members end up sleeping in the car from club to club leaving the navigation and driving to the two seated up front. There are now several people offering group trips for those who are not as adventurous as some of us. I suggest the $849 7 day trip which covers your hotel, transportation, insurance and experienced guide that can also translate should it be needed. It's nice when your greeted at the airport in a strange country. With the group you just enjoy the ride and get the latest scoop on each destination. Not to forget not needing to worry about where your hotel is and reading the maps.
From many years experience of Los Angeles MP’s, Mexican border trips, numerous TJ adventures, Iron man weekend trips to all the Nevada brothels I still come to the conclusion that Germany offers the most economical GFE available. Regardless of what you hear, women don’t have hairy armpits and travel expenses are only about $300-$800 more then going to places in North America. If you divide your travel expenses with many sessions of super high quality $30US-$75US GFE sex it’s still a better bargain then $100 MP’s, $70 TJ party’s and most definitely $300 plus Nevada one hour parties.
The most important aspect is the enthusiasm and skill of love making by the German FKK providers, which is unmatched in any of the other places mentioned above. Not to forget the variety of women from all races. Such as the inexpensive sex destinations found in Asia and Latin countries where your limited to one race. The women in the German clubs french kiss, bbbj suck and fuck you like you’re really their lovers. Tongues having no barriers, bbbj is standard as well as facials and chest finishes. Your not just renting a hole but paying for a complete experience of passion and lust without taboos.

Terms:
Couch action: When you select a girl you can either take her to a secluded area or invite her to sit with you on a couch fro some pre action. During this get to know each other period one can expect touching, fondling, kissing, French kissing and oral sex.
Franzosish Total: Cum in her mouth, some even swallow
Gummi: Rubber  
Zimmer: Room  
Hand Tuch: Towel  
Toilette: Toilet 
Dusche: Shower 
Blasen: Oral   
Bumsen: Intercourse 
Ficken: Fucking 
GFE: Girl Friend Experience

Clubs Visited:
Oase Burgholzhausen (BHH)
Happy Garden Oedt
(HG)
Herne Horsthausen
(HH)
Saint Augustine Meindorf
(SA)
Bernd’s Hennef lichtenhof
Atlantis Altenstadt
Club Insel Heldenberg
Dolce Vita Dusseldorf
Babylon Elfdorf
Wiago Leverkusen
Park Sauna Wildenrath
Dietzenbach
Bochum Wattenscheid
GelsenKirchen

Ratings (in order of quality:
Oase (BHH) All around best price and service
Babylon Elsdorf
good service
Paradise Frankfurt Hausen
(Small good service)
Happy Garden Oedt
best looking and good value
Park Sauna Wildenrath
good service and selection
Dolce Vita Duesseldorf
lowest price with good service
Atlantis
Good Service best facilities
Wiago
Good Service (smaller sister club of Babylon)
Saint Augustine
(visit Bernd’s and SA the same day)
Bernd’s Lichtenhof
(small but good selection)
Gelsenkirchen Bismarck Good pricing, OK service
Bochum Wattenscheid
Good pricing, OK service
Dietzenbach
(Good Value close to the airport)
Herne Horsthausen
Ok price, Ok service
Club Insel
hit and miss to poor

Prices: Many clubs charge an entry fee, some ask for it upfront this can be from 70dm-100dm. Services or visits to the room range from 100dm-150dm in addition to the entry fee. Specials for 80dm-99dm are usually available from 10am-2pm and 6pm to 8pm weekly. Some clubs waive the entry fee only if you take a girl to the room. This is mainly enforced to stop those who merely come to use the facilities without intentions of having sex.
Membership and Entry: None of the clubs actually have a membership card or plan but will use this as a tactic to refuse service. Some clubs prefer locals, some won’t permit Asians or Turks and will ask for a membership card rather then say your not welcome. Herne has been known to do this as well as Dortmund Apfelbecker.
I’ve heard from some Caucasian Americans as well as some Asians that they were not permitted into some clubs. This has always been the case with the Dortmund Apfelbecker Bahnhof Strasse club. My first visit there I was not allowed to enter and asked to fill out a membership form that I needed to mail to the owner. My next visit a year later I was with an Asian friend and once inside I over heard the manager tell the girl that the white guy could stay but the Asian had to leave. We both left. (More on this later)
Shoe Sizes: First number is US size second number is German shoe size
(This is good to know as slippers are in German sizes not US)
For Atlantis 
6 - 38     7 - 39     8 - 40     9 - 42     10 - 44     11 - 45     12 - 46
Tips: If a girl won’t kiss or perform oral sex on the couch it’s a good sign that things might also be limited in the room. Look for simple signs such as a smile or touching. Women that touch are usually more apt to provide more intimate service. Beware of the saleswoman who usually approaches you first and brags about her service. I’ve found that most of the stars don’t need to brag about service. If a girl does not react to your actions take it as an omen that she is not interested. This does not happen often and usually only with the German girls. I’ve witnessed friends who wanted to go to the room with a girl and when they sat next to them they were totally ignored. This sort of response should be reported to the management. They do fire women for not providing the best of service.
Tips for better service: Simple things like showering well, breath mints, a nice cologne all make for a better time. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the girls complain about customers that smell or don’t wash well. You might laugh at the idea of shaving and trimming your balls and pubic hair but it gets you better service. I got several compliments about having taken the time to shave. Don’t forget to shave your face either as a rough face can scratch. 
Pictures: Your best bet is to ask “After your session” even a tip directly to the girl may get you better results. Some women don’t care where others are fully aware of the Internet and the free exchange of photos on the web. Some girls will ask management prior and in one occasion we were permitted to take pictures as long as management was present. This is not to say that you can’t be successful in sneaking a camera to the room and getting some full porn shots. Some girls have no problem allowing you to shoot as many photos as you wish in the privacy of the room. Once I enquired with the owner of Babylon in Elsdorf who stated that it was up to each girl and not the club. You’ll note that some of the girls who pictures appear on the web have their faces blurred while others can easily be seen. So when in doubt ask each girl separately and in private.
Many times you are given locker keys with a number so make a habit of memorizing the number as you will be asked for it later. 
I’ve often heard that the actual German girls are not a good selection as the service they provide is rarely good. I’ve found this to be true most of the time but not always. 
Types of girls: Thai, Latvian, Russian, Ukraine, Italian, Moroccan, African, Hungarian, Dutch, Czech, Slovakian, Egyptian, Columbian, Cuban, Brazilian, Spanish, Turkish and of course German. There are also a number of Heinz 57 women to be found such as the very attractive Mariana at Babylon who is half German and Half Thai. Germany is the USA of Europe where people seem to flock to find work and take advantage of the economical growth. In North America people from Mexico and other Central American countries come to the US for work. In Germany you have the Turks crossing the borders for minimum wage work.
Herne:
At one time this club was at the top of my list with some of the best talent available on the FKK scene. Today it’s just another inexpensive FKK with run of the mill experiences. This is not to say you can’t have a stellar session with veterans like legendary Monica and Anja. They were some of the great providers that were mentioned years ago and still exist today. 
I’d first like to share my experience about some discrimination that took place when visiting this club. About midday 4 of us 2 Asians and two Caucasians approached the club where I rang the doorbell. Usually the door opens to reveal a totally nude girl who buzzes the large steal gate to allow you access. This time the door opened slightly and a girl peaked out just to take a look after which she closed the door without a word. I rang the buzzer several times more which later the manger opened the door and asked in German “Do you have a membership card”? I responded in German “What membership card I’ve been here many times in the past few years and never have been asked for a membership card”. I think from the way I stated this she believed that I had been there before and I had called her bluff. Had I never been here before this sort of bluff may have worked, as I would have answered differently. She then buzzed us in but had I known that the service was no longer what it once was I would have been better off not entering.  
Sitting in the lounge for about an hour hoping to try a new face I decided on Nikki. This is no longer a place where you’ll find athletic, slim, well built women but rather the slightly out of shape or underdeveloped types. Nikki a tall red shorthaired girl from Berlin who is fairly new at Herne. I only had two poor sessions this trip and Nikki was the first of the two. Nikki has a pretty face with high cheekbones, I would say she was 38b-36-39 with long legs and a small gold chain around her waist. No couch action, which is unheard of at Herne. In the room the oral sex was about as exciting as an inexperienced hand job. Same speed and action and basically done only to install the Gummi. Now since her oral job was so poor and minimal I lost my hard as soon as she got the Gummi on. This tells you how much I was into the session with her. After a few tries I finally attempted some doggie style and missionary but shortly after threw in the towel. I told her that some people just don’t click and this was such a situation. Not having the heart to tell her that she really sucked at sex and should look into another line of work would have been more honest. All in all I should have done Monica who I had fantastic sex with several times in the past.
Herne has been covered previously in other reports so I won’t go into the details. They have the 3 pay plan 130/180/230 a 70dm entry is only applied should you decide not to party. Drinks are 5dm each. Nothing new in this club but it’s not the legendry place it was a few years ago. 
Dusseldorf “Dolce Vita”
11/2pm 99dm  6-8pm 99dm
The best value, this club had a good selection of women and very reasonable pricing. Not difficult to find the club is situated in a larger house behind several walls and gated entryways. Once inside the locker room is a few steps to your left, then the next right, down the stairs and straight ahead. The shower room is directly to the right of the entry. There are two restrooms directly in front of you as you enter. The stairway to the left as you enter leads to the many rooms upstairs. As you enter to the left is one of the small lounges where some couch action takes place. Part of the wall has been removed allowing a good view of the main lounge and bar. There is also another small lounge for couch action to the right of the main lounge.
When you enter you’ll be asked if you have ever been to the club before. If you answer no one of the girls will give you a short tour and explain prices. 130dm for one session, 180 for two sessions and 230 for 3 sessions. 50dm entry which applies only if you don’t go to the room. This covers the use of the club including towels, drinks are an additional 5dm each. The nice thing about this club as opposed to say Herne is that you don’t have to decide if you’re going to do 1, 2 or 3 sessions prior to the first session. You will be given two towels (large one to wrap around you, a small one to dry off with) and a locker key. After undressing, you make your way to the shower room to shower and when dry take your locker key up to the bar. You’ll be given an armband in exchange for your locker key. Remember drinks are 5dm and each time you order a drink they will make a note of it on your armband. You don’t pay for entry or sessions until your dressed and ready to leave. Once you are ready to leave the club go to the bar and ask for your locker key.
I immediately noticed Dianna a tall slim, dark haired, light-eyed model type 34d-24-34 with a dolphin tattoo on her butt from Latvia. This girl is a gem and must not be missed. She prefers to go directly to the room but you can take advantage of some couch action with her using the two smaller lounges. She kisses freely with plenty of tongue action and is very verbal during the entire session. Her excellent oral skills with great eye contact and that evil smile are to die for. As she consumes you she is moaning and exploring with her fingers. This nasty young Aquarius girl is very much into sex. She looks great in all the positions and continues with the verbal nasty talk during intercourse. Once you climax she’ll lay there holding you for some time before cleaning you up. She is always busy and many customers come only to see her. After several conversations with other girls at the club it was very apparent that Dianna was a top booker, which made many of the girls somewhat jealous. I wanted to try this very tanned redhead who wore these ultra high lace up the calf heels. I was in the room next door when she had a session and it was unbelievable how verbal she and her customer were. I also saw her working at Oase a month later. These girls will change clubs so don't be surprised if you see them again.

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The Red Head

Cuban and Brazilian

Outside Sauna

Shower Room

Overall all the women were good providers at this club with one exception. There was this half German and Turkish girl Curly long hair, large brown eyes and full lips. Vanessa with a 38ddd-28-38 body which I just had to try. No one had selected her the entire time I was at the club which is also a good sign she was a poor performer. No action was to be had on the couch (another bad sign). In the room oral sex was limited as well as kissing. Her oral technique was good enough but only used enough to get you hard enough to install the “Gummi” and proceed with intercourse. It was a turn on to handle her large natural globes hanging in my face as she squatted on my flagpole. Her extreme hourglass figure had a porn star look as I mounted her from behind and took hold of those large soft butt cheeks. I really can’t complain about anything except that this girl was strictly a “self serve session” where you had to take control and get things going. I’m sure if you suggest more oral and push the kissing you might enjoy the service even more.
Dolce Vita had a great selection of girls such as a small thin petit Brazilian who was popular, a slim curly haired Cuban, several German girls of all sizes. Also a thick yet proportioned full haired brunette who made oral sex an art. Christian 38c-28-38 with long attractive legs had a great smile and demeanor. She would stroke your body with her attractive and well-manicured nails. In the room she used many oral techniques in a combination making love to your cock as she stared you in the eyes. She will even offer to put her finger up your anus. I would say out of all the women I encountered on the trip this one truly enjoyed oral sex. We spent some time lounging in the room after our session and I was able to get a little history on her. She lives locally and is happily married to a German who knows nothing about her secret “other life” as she calls it. Her husband thinks she works in a pharmacy evenings. When I asked her if she did it because the money was good she explained that she just really loves sex and performing oral sex. She wasn’t getting enough sex at home so this solved two things, fulfilling her appetite for sex as well as finances. I honestly believe she was telling the truth as it was simple to see she enjoyed her work, did it very well and always appeared with a smile.
All these clubs have saunas and it’s very relaxing to spend 15 minutes cleansing your pores after a session. The heat does wonders relaxing muscles and clearing your head. I suggest you stop by the sauna at least once during your visit at any of the clubs. Another benefit of the sauna is that it provides a good place to ask other customers which girls they recommend as well as what other clubs exist nearby.
When selecting a girl take note to any towels they use to cover themselves. If a girl has nothing to hide she usually wears nothing at all. Dianna for example walks around totally uncovered from head to toe with the exception of her 6 inch heels. You see what you get and get what you see in the room. The Cuban girl on the other hand drapes a towel over her chest and front which when removed exposes some major stretch marks from a recent childbirth. The Brazilian girl wraps a towel around her mid section and back to cover the huge tattoo on her back. Towels around the waist usually mean a larger or unsightly rear end. So keep this is mind when making your selection. 
All in all the appearance of the women and quality of sex is far above what one would find in Nevada or Mexico. Rarely to never being rushed and bbbj being fairly common. Establishments are clean, safe and medical checks take place every two weeks. Management will often ask you if you were totally satisfied and it’s not too common to fire women that don’t provide top-notch service. All this for a fraction of what it costs in the US. I might also point out that I’ve yet to see any hairy armpits or notice any body odor among the women as some men may think who have never been to Germany. In fact the women are cleaner, younger and more into the sex then the US. My worse session at Club Insel can be compared to some of the best sessions in Nevada. Hopefully Nevada will get a clue and we won’t have to make the 10 hour flight from the west coast. 
Happy Garden: 11am-1am Daily
This place is very consistent and you can always expect 12-30 imported model types. By far the best bar in any sex club, buffet style meals are served twice a day. You can’t beat the one time 100dm entry and 100dm per 30-minute sessions without “Gummi oral”. For those of you on a budget you can ask for oral sex to be performed “with Gummi” and it’s only 50dm per 30 minutes. This can be difficult to do, as it’s hard to tell a beautiful woman who is taking your hard rod down her throat that you want it covered. I suggest you make it clear before you get on the bed that you ask for “Mit Gummi bitte” (with condom please). 
Once you arrive at this club it looks almost like a security compound with video cameras everywhere and a duel gate entry where you are buzzed in by the madame. She will ask you if you have been here before and if not she will give the standard tour and explain pricing. You are required to pay her the 100dm entry in advance. She will then hand you a towel, bath robe and locker key, slippers are in a wall rack to the left of the towels so take a pair before you go change. (In this club you keep your locker key with you at all times as you pay each girl after each session and need access to your money). More photos here
As you enter you are in the main lobby, to the right is the bar and lounge. The stairwell leading downstairs to the right leads to the rooms. You can also go downstairs to get a fresh large towel if needed. The girls locker room is to the far right as you enter, you don’t have access but can get a good view if you stand in the main lobby as many others do. Once you pay entry you walk straight ahead (hallway on the left) you’ll pass a restroom and then enter the locker room. Get undressed, take your towel, robe and take the only other exit from the locker room back further into the club. Ahead you’ll see the pool, to the right the two sauna’s. Note: One sauna is 90 degrees and the other is 70 degrees. In Germany it's Celsius not Fahrenheit. There's a large open shower room behind you on the right as you enter as well as a more private shower and toilet to the left where you entered. Note the stairwell going downstairs next to the tanning bed directly to your right as you leave the locker room. That stairwell leads to the session rooms and also connects to the other stairwell in the main lobby.
Once your showered and equipped with robe and slippers make your way to the bar. You can help yourself to bottled German beer from the upright cooler which is situated in the room with the video games. Often you’ll find some cold cut and cheese sandwiches in the cooler with the beer. Remember this is German Beer not this watered down stuff we are used to in the US. So take it easy or you might end up drunk and unable to perform in the room. Coffee, tea, juices as well as Coke, Fanta (orange drink) and Sprite are also served at the bar by your favorite lady. You can ask the girl who is currently at the bar or a lady that is seated. Many will ask you if you want something to drink only to start some conversation hoping you may take them to the room. 
Women are generally younger, slimmer and slightly more aggressive here. This is not to say the women will approach you and pressure you to the room but they will attempt to make eye contact. Once eye contact is made they may smile and often they may approach you. The women are not totally nude as other clubs but dressed in sexy lingerie or bikinis. If they have something to hide it will surely be covered in public.  Since the majority of women at Happy Garden are EB’s (Eastern Block) the chances that they speak English or German are less. In fact it’s more common for them to speak German and less common for them to speak any English. My advice is NOT to start a conversation if you see one you really want. Simply smile a lot and say “Zimmer”. She’ll either take you by the hand or lead you to a room where the action will take place. Couch action rarely to never takes place at HG so don’t be offended. Now bare in mind that you have 30 minutes and that if you intend on doing the 50dm deal that you say “mit gummi”. These girls are shrewd business women and if they sense you are uninformed they will take advantage of you. So note the time you begin and end. The only things that costs extra are “franzosich total and anal”. Some clubs even offer oral after which she swallows your load but not here. With this in mind have fun and don’t feel shy to stop when your near climax, change positions or position her for a chest finish. Remember you’re the customer, besides none of this is new or odd as they do it all the time. Once your done and you leave the room she’ll follow you to your locker. 
This is where you need to take care as if you act stupid and say “How much do I owe you” you might get taken advantage of. The rates are as follows 50dm w/gummi oral, 100dm w/o gummi oral for 30 minutes. It’s the same rate for 1 girl or 3 girls but each girl gets the same rate. So for example if you had two girls in the room for 30 minutes together, one blew you without a condom and one sat on your face but did not blow you then the total is 150dm, the girl who blew you gets 100dm and the girl who sat on your face gets 50dm as she did not blow you. So don’t ask just give them the money and act as if you know what your doing. The last thing they want to do is make a fuss and get management involved. Now there is an exception here, if you want to come in her mouth she might charge extra for this. Usually when she is blowing you she’ll ask that you tell her when your going to cum or tell you NOT to cum in her mouth. This is a sign that it may be extra money 50dm-100dm extra. Anal is almost always 100dm extra besides the 30 minutes in the room. Most girls will be upfront and explain prices. I think this is important to state as I’ve heard of too many guys that paid 150-300dm for 100dm service. 
Oase Burgholzhausen
Known as the Mother of all FKK clubs this place lives up to it’s name. A bit difficult to find for the first time it’s located near a tiny village north of Frankfurt a few Kilometers off the autobahn. 
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Typical FKK Girl in wait Kim of 
Dolce Vita
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The Villa
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Main Lounge
 
A large sign off the roadway points to the large gravel parking lot. You walk down a fairly long path past tennis courts and the gardens. Even from the outside this club looks big, the only club that comes close in size is Atlantis but it lacks outdoor facilities.
Once they buzz you in your at the main counter and bar. Entry is 100dm, which includes everything, even drinks. To your left is the main lounge where you’ll find most of the girls. A small buffet is also sometimes served in the lounge. Couch action is common at BHH and there are plenty of places to sit and get to know the girls. Note the rack of small-keyed lockers to the right of the bar as you enter. You’ll be given an armband with two keys the small key fits the small lockers which you’ll use to store only your valuables and cash. Help yourself to towels which are stored directly to the right as you enter the club. If you walk straight back to the right you’ll come to a stairway that leads downstairs to the locker room and showers. Remember don’t leave your wallet in the locker room, you’re suppose to lock it upstairs next to the bar. This is because you pay the girl right after the session. After getting undressed and showered you need to stop at the bar to check in.
Each visit to the room will cost you 100dm, franzoisch total and anal are extra. They really went out of their way in this club to provide places to have sex. From the top of the stairs which lead to the locker room to the right you enter the pool room. Around the pool are several couches as well as cubby holes with beds surrounded only by temporary walls. At the other end of the pool there is a large glass door which leads to the garden. Immediately outside to the right is the sauna. The garden also has several small cabins complete with heating and bed. 
Selection is good with women from all over the world. You won’t get a cold shoulder at this club these women are ready to go and the majority of them provide top notch service. I like the 100dm all inclusive service entry and the 100dm per girl charge. The only place that is less expensive is at Dolce Vita where you’ll have to party three times to get the 230dm rate. Three sessions here will run you 400dm but the quality is higher. 
I had some porn star sex with a blond polish gal 38d-26-38 who looked more American then polish. This girl did some killer oral and had no problem getting her ankles behind her ears for full access. She happily complied with a chest and face finish for no extra charge. Be sure to find a room with mirrors to take advantage of these porn star babes where it’s a turn on to do her doggie style with those breasts hanging and her cheeks in the air. I felt like I was in my own porn movie doing all the positions with this willing and verbal participant finishing with a cum blast. 
My next session was with the darker exotic looking type. She could have past for Latino yet she was from Czech Republic. Dark hair, dark eyes, medium C chest and a great firm butt. This girl could French kiss and suck dick with the best of them. No boundaries were set as my hands and fingers explored every inch of her tanned smooth bod. Some of the best GFE sex I’ve had.
As fast as you could meet the women more and more arrived as the evening went on. This place is open from 10am till 4am daily. Where at some clubs you narrow down your selection to two or three girls this place makes you wish you could do them all.
Definitely a high point and must see when near Frankfurt. Atlantis is worth a visit but if you had to choose between the two BHH wins hands down.
Atlantis Altenstadt
Opened in October 2000 this club is completely new from the ground up. Located in an industrial complex about 2km out of town from Altendtadt. Once your buzzed in you’ll be asked for 100dm and given two towels. Figure out what your shoe size is from the chart as some clubs will ask for your shoe size. Atlantis assigns lockers by shoe sizes. As you enter the locker room to the right is the shower room. There is one toilet next to the shower room. I’m told all the toilets at Atlantis are equipped with the same auto-cleaning device which this toilet has. To clean the toilet seat you push a button on the toilet which drops an arm that cleans the seat as it revolves around the edge of the seat. When you leave the locker room remember to take your wallet and put it in the lockers to the left of the entrance to the large room. The lockers on the right are for the women and the ones on the left for the men. You’ll note you have two keys on your armband; the same number for your clothes locker is the same for the money storage locker. The small key fits the money locker and the large key the clothes locker.
When I visited Dianne was the manager and speaks fluent English. Dianne spent many years in St. Louis and now lives in Germany thus the perfect English. They don’t serve food here but they do keep several Menus from the local restaurants. Dianne will give you the menus where you can select what you want, you give her the money + tip and the food is delivered to the club. For two people we spent 20dm and 2dms of it was the tip for delivery. They’ll call you when your food arrives and set a table for you in the bar room located to the right of the lobby. They provided us with plates and silverware and even brought us drinks from the bar.
The best part about this club is the layout and size besides being all-new. Standing at the entry to the main room there is a bar to the left where you can get drinks. Straight ahead you’ll find an elevated large round Jacuzzi. You can invite a girl into the Jacuzzi where kissing and touching can take place but sex or oral is forbidden in the Jacuzzi. To the left of the Jacuzzi you’ll find not one but three sauna’s. A Greek steam bath, a standard hot rock sauna and a bio sauna, which looks the same as a standard sauna. There are also some showers and other water ponds to the left for play. Plenty of divided couched areas are also present where you can find ladies in wait or spend time getting to know your selection. As you enter the room you will also see a large circular couch where most of the talent sits waiting for you to make a selection. The women will approach you here so don’t be surprised if your sitting at the bar and one joins you. There's also a large pool that has channels and built in submerged chairs. This is the most used pool I’ve seen and several of the women were swimming in the pool during my visit. Imagine seeing totally naked women lounging and swimming in the pool hoping you’ll hop in and join them. There's also more beds right out in the open for those who don’t mind sex in public. 
Once you get situated and see the girl of your dreams you can take her to a more secluded place to get to know her, the saunas, Jacuzzi, couches, bar or directly to the rooms upstairs. Remember the stairway as you entered the club leads to the rooms upstairs. They also have a small gym with some weightlifting equipment for those so inclined. I myself prefer push-ups and lifting the girls instead.
Selection of ladies was very international and even included a rare Thai girl. Germans, Columbians, Russians, Italians, Polish and many others were available. As far as quality of sex it was a notch below BHH and Babylon as the GFE was not as intense or believable. All in all great facilities, good selection of ladies but just not the best sex as found elsewhere.
Club Insel Heldenbergen
This place is advertised on the web and a German fellow at Atlantis mentioned it in a conversation in the locker room. I had a feeling when walking up to the entrance that is was not as good as the others. The first tip off was the low lighting which obviously does a good job to hide the faults in providers. The locker room is down some stairs to the right. The showers are to the right of the locker room and the restroom is across from the locker room. You get one key here and pay your 100dm as you enter. After each session the girl will follow you down to the locker room to collect her 100dm. Upstairs is a large dimly lit lounge with bar located in the far left rear. You’ll be given two large foam dice which if you roll a double six your first session with the girl of your choice is free.  I watched this 60+ guy who could barely walk roll a double six. He took the youngest girl there to the room for his freebie.
Only 5 girls were present, two blond Germans from Koln, one longhaired brunette from Germany, One thin curly long haired German and this kinda goofy looking girl with a butch haircut. My friend choose one of the Koln girls the petite blonde German one who actually gave him some couch action which included bbbj oral and kissing. Service was OK as he liked the way she looked and she did comply with his wishes.
I was approached by the other Koln Girl (Michele) who failed all my rules, first she constantly stared at me, then she got up and asked if I wanted company. I had been sitting there for about 30 minutes and nothing else interested me, she had a decent body, very tanned, large but sagging breasts with small waist and firm butt. No couch action but she had a nasty look, which I like so I figured at least she would look good. She asked if I wanted to go to the room and I agreed. In the room she did nothing but talk and did a minimal oral job licking only the side of my shaft to get me hard. No bbbj here she applied the Gummi the first chance she had and started with a so so oral job including some poor moaning. I figured I would give this place the benefit of the doubt and go along with her as she was my only choice. A few minutes of lousy oral and then she laid back and said it was my turn. Now this is what American’s are used to going to Nevada. Lack of effort, skill and real quality of workmanship were missing here and it was obvious why she no longer worked in the Koln area. I went on to do a few positions but it was more work then lust or pleasure. I dropped my load after which she began to brag how good it was and that I should sit in the lounge and have a drink and think about going again in a bit. Was she kidding, she then went on to say she thought I should have sex more often as if it had been months since I had sex last. Little did she know I had sex several times that day prior and many times during the week. She was consistent in having no idea of what good sex was nor how to give pleasure. Really the only poor experience I had the entire trip.
I suggest you avoid this club, even if you were to roll a double six you’d be hard up picking a girl and getting good service. 
Saint Augustine
Saint Augustine and Bernd’s Sauna are very similar, as they have the same owners. They're also fairly close to one another and I suggest you visit them both the same day. This way you can take advantage of seeing them both for the price of one. Which ever one you visit first tell the bar maid that you want to visit the other club and she’ll write you a paid receipt that is good for free entry to the other club. This way you only pay one entry fee and get access to both clubs saving you 70dm. Bernd’s is open about an hour later then Saint Augustine so visit Saint Augustine first. Bernd’s has been around for years and SA is fairly new, it appears that SA is fairly popular as many customers were present.
The club is located in a small town called Meindorf, from Saint Augustine take the Meindorfer Strasse towards the 59, once you drive under the 59 you’ll come to a bend in the road that turns left, the club is a few hundred feet to the right. You can see the club from the road, look for a parking lot and one level structure. It’s a dirt road to the right of the new housing complex.
Once you ring the buzzer and enter the lobby you’ll be at a counter. The locker room is to the far right. The shower and sauna is to the left at the stairway. Straight ahead you’ll notice a large hole in the wall which the girls often use as a shortcut to get from the bar to the entry to meet new guests. Once you get your locker key you can get your towel and slippers in the locker room. This is a small club and there’s not too much room or privacy to be had. The large lounge is to the right as you exit the locker room. Complete with couches and a love swing you’ll find most of the women here watching porno’s on the projection screen. To the left of the locker room there are more showers and two rooms for sex. To the left down the hall on the right you’ll find the restroom.
Sandwiches are served at the bar as well as coffee and soft drinks which are included in the entry fee. A few girls usually are seated next to the bar on the couches. You’ll also notice a large Jacuzzi in the room next to the bar. You can use it yourself or ask a girl to join you. The switch that turns it on is at the top of the stairs to the right of the Jacuzzi. The sauna also has a huge wooden tub with ice cold water for those that want to cool off after opening your pores in the sauna. Behind the Jacuzzi is the only semi private room where you can sit, watch TV or get to know a girl. I’d take a girl to this room for some couch action before you go to a room for full service. 
Had I not run into Rebecca from the Ukraine who is a definite gem and highlight of my trip I would not rate this club highly. It’s not a bad club but basically average and service can be from good to poor. 
Rebecca stood out immediately from the others as she struts past you totally nude in her glossy black 7 inch stiletto’s. She has this very elegant gate and handles herself like a stylish runway model. As she fishes the rooms for eye contact that results in an immediate smile she begins to reel you in. Rebecca is about 5’4” 34b-22-33 blond medium hair, gray eyed with a nicely trimmed bush.
Whether you take her to remote spot in the club to get to know her or directly to the room her passion and skills become very apparent. This girl is fantastic as what she does and really appears to enjoy her work. She makes love to every part of your body and leaves nothing untouched. We French kissed for what seemed hours taking only breaks as she made love to other parts of my body. Her hand, tongue and lip coordination is excellent and provided some of the best oral I’ve had. She freely permits touching, probing, kissing and licking while she does the same to you. I felt as if the two of us were in love and having sex the very first time as she eagerly pleased me. Her intense eye contact during sex and oral spoke of lust and passion that one only finds in real relationships. Finishing inside her we lay holding each other, kissing and fondling for several minutes after. She gently removed the condom, cleaned me off and we spent even more time cuddling together. 
From my conversations with her she feels that women in this business “either have it or don’t” referring to her love making skills. She is married to a German who she met while working in a Bordello in the Ukraine. This makes me want to visit the Ukraine and see if more of these gems do exist as she is truly a talented women.
I also did a session with Angelica a Turkish girl, dark shoulder length hair, brown eyes, 5’6” b36-24-37 Nice body, very friendly but she did just enough to get by. We did some couch action prior to the room where she also did the bare minimum. I did get the best of her as when I dragged out my time in several positions I stopped and asked to finish orally which she gladly did. As I came closer to climax she asked me to warn her of the impending volcanic blast. As I came closer I did tell her I was cuming but a quick spurt got out before I could sound the siren. She didn’t make a fuss as I’m sure this happens all the time. Super finish to see some of my fluids hit her face and drip from her lips. However I would not suggest you do her as Rebecca runs circles around her.
After my session it was off to the sauna for some heat and relaxation. Rebecca is rarely free so grab her the first chance you can. My total expense was 70dm entry and 150dm for the session. Next stop is Bernd’s as entry is free with the note provided by the Madame at Saint Augustine’s
Bernd’s Lichtenberg
This club is a bit more difficult to find. Coming off the main highway you continue straight looking for a used car dealership on the right after which you’ll hit a hill that bends to the left. At the top of the hill you’ll see a sign for “Hotel Reute” turn right. Take care that there are 3 roads that split at the sign, you want the one at the far right that goes past the phone booth and bus stop. Take it all the way back until the you get to the street address. Its to the left and past the hotel. If it were not for the address you’d never find this place as it looks like one of the other homes in a residential area. 
This club shows its age and its small in comparison to other clubs. As you enter the locker room is to the right and the showers are across the hall. The main lounge is to the right of the entrance and another bar and lounge is downstairs. I won’t go into much detail as you won’t have much trouble finding things here. Prices are the same as Saint Augustine, keep your note from SA in your locker you won’t need it till you leave and pay the tab. Drinks and sandwiches are also included in the entry price.
Selection and talent is about the same as SA. I selected Nora a Native German girl, very tanned, 37c-25-37, long brown hair and green eyes (boob job). Long manicured nails, lots of finger jewelry and a belly button piercing. She wore these ultra tall 7inch clear platforms to show off her athletic legs. She was an exception as she had two tone lip stick and some make up bringing out her high cheek bones and lips. She was a definite porn star fuck and I was in the mood. 
She kissed and blew me on the couch in plain view. We then went hand in hand to a private room where she continued with some excellent oral.  She was fairly tight for her size and put on a very erotic show. 
After my session I grabbed a drink and wandered around the club. Downstairs there appeared to be a younger crowd having drinks at the bar. They acted like regulars as they drank and made marry with the talent. One lucky guy was in the corner standing by the bar with two of the most attractive women at the club. While standing there with a beer in his hand one girl dropped to her knees and started giving him head (naturally BBBJ) while the other began French kissing him. This went on while everyone else drank and made time with the talent. As things got hotter with this threesome they made their way to the lounge upstairs for some hot couch action. Finally he took both to the room to finish them off. 
I saw more multiple girl sessions on this trip then any other. Several guys at Babylon took two girls to the room at one time and this also took place at Wildenrath, Happy Garden and Oase. At these prices why not make your fantasy come true and take three?
It was getting late so we showered, got dressed and went to the bar to pay the tab. We had our proof of service slip from Saint Augustine so we only paid the session charge of 150dm. All in all together these clubs aren’t a bad deal but not the best selection or facilities.
Wildenrath
Parksauna is hard to find im told even by the local Germans. I arrived from the north and found it with no problem. The club is next door to a BP gas station and is lined by purple neon and blue lights. 
The sister club to Happy Garden there is an upbeat mood to this club. As you enter you’re given a locker key (remember the number of your locker).  You’re required to pay the 70dm upfront before you undress. The locker room is to the left, shower and toilets are to the left as you exit the locker room. To the right of the entry is the main bar, you serve yourself soft drinks and juices from the upright cooler. Beer and coffee is served at the bar. To the right of the shower room is a passageway that passes the sauna and stairway to the rooms upstairs. The first room you enter upstairs a table is set up with some food and deserts. Towards the back you'll find more couches and another bar.
Besides the price difference the women here are very aggressive compared to Happy Garden. You’re sure to have several of the ladies approach to buy 400dm bottles of champagne which includes a room. Sex is an additional 150dm to the 400dm. If you don’t go for the 400dm deal they continue to just push the 150dm visit to the room. 
The majority of the girls are thin model material, which is what you usually find at Happy garden. I’m told that the women that don’t do well here are sent to Siberia (Happy Garden). 
Good to excellent service can be found here but you’ll have to deal with the sales pitches all night. They're open late with plenty of women to choose from.
Dietzenbach
Located south of Frankfurt in the industrial area of Dietzenbach this club is fairly easy to find on Volta Strasse. Discount prices apply here with a 130/180/230 multi session plan. You need to select which plan you’d like before you make your first trip to the room. In simple words if you go to the room and don’t tell the bar maid you want the 2 plan for 180 or the 3 plan for 230 you will now be paying 130 regardless of how many sessions you have. My advice is to spend a good hour lounging and observing the talent before you make your plan selection. All the places that offer this plan allow you to use the multi sessions to extend time with one girl or have two or three girls at on time. 
Once inside the lobby the locker room is to the left of the bar, toilets are to the right as you enter. The stairwell leads upstairs to the rooms should you find a suitable lady. Women are usually seated on the couches across from the bar and around the large pool to the left of the bar.
I’ve always been able to find two or three women so it’s a no brainer to do the triple plan. Couch action is the norm but don’t expect every girl to kiss or do bbbj. The majority of them do but I have had one on occasion do everything with condom. The service was still first rate as the girl really knew what she was doing.
I did not rate this club at the top of my list and the possible covered BJ is not normal for clubs advertising “No Taboo” or FKK service. You pay when your ready to leave and if you decide not to party a 70dm fee will apply.
Gelsenkirchen
Herne Horsthausen, Gelsenkirchen and Wattenscheid FKK clubs appear to have the same owner. Many similar things can be found at these clubs such as the pricing, lockers and even the same cookies. Each house is basically run by the Bar maid or Madame who also collects the fees.  Prices are usually 130/180/230, 80-100 discount rates for one session are usually advertised from 12-2pm and 6-8pm, check the local Bild or Express for exact times and rates before your visit.
At one time these clubs were the norm and most of the time you had a good chance of finding a few gems that provided class A service with all the bells and whistles. Recently with the popularity of places like Wildenrath, Happy Garden, Babylon and Wiago these places are no longer my first choice. Quality of service can vary.
Bochum Wattenscheid
The club is next door to a car dealership, I don’t suggest visiting this club on Sunday as they have a minimum staff working. Discount multiple pricing also applies to this club but you may end up doing the same girl 2 or 3 times as usually they only have 1-2 real stunning girls. 
Once inside the stairway to the right leads downstairs to the locker room. Showers are next to the locker room. Once undressed and showered bring your key up to the bar in exchange for the standard armband. From the bar the club extends further back into one larger room. The sauna is to the right of the large lounge. 
Women can range from total 10’s to –10’s which look like a sex change gone wrong. In all fairness I’ve had really good sex with a model looking 10 Czech girl. During that same visit I saw some Russian gals that looked more like men.
Babylon
Babylon has had its ups and downs for 2000 and being closed for almost 4 months cost them dearly. Much of the huge talent base has left for greener pastures due to the closure, which may explain the drop in popularity.
They closed originally due to an under aged girl working with a fake ID. The other closure was due to Alcohol and food licensing.  You’ll note the Coke machine next to the main lounge, which is a direct result of the closing. Having the vending machine is a temporary work around, as the club now does not directly serve or sell drinks itself. The girls get coins from the Madame and serve themselves or the customers instead. The actual problem is that your not suppose to have food or drink in the same room where you keep the pussy. Kinda silly as you end up getting head, kissing and even getting laid in the same room anyway where you drink so what’s the big deal anyway.
If your new to Babylon you park in the back and enter from the front door. You pay your 70dm as you enter at the Kasse to the left as you enter. Usually your greeted by 2-4 totally nude ladies as you walk in. To the right as you enter is the main lounge. You’ll note the Coke machine where they once served food directly before the main lounge. The stairwell leading upstairs leads to several rooms, a large divided room with two beds and two smaller private single bed rooms. The large divided room has a wall dividing the room that is only half the height of the room. Going down the stairs the locker room is the first room on your left. Slippers are in the room that separates the towel laundry room and locker room. The TV room to the right as you come down the stairwell is now used for massages. They have a professional guy come in that charges 40dm for a massage. Sometimes you end up with him sitting there staring at you as your banging or getting to know your selection. 
The biggest change is the filling in of the pool that is to the far right as you come down the stairs. The shape of the pool remains but is lined to form one large circular padded couch or play pin. Two sauna’s are to the right, one simple one and one with a light show including Babylon motif heating element plus padded beds. To the far left where there once was a fireplace and two couches there is now a huge padded bed big enough for several couples. 
I had a great session with the long time favorite Anja, blond, 34b-24-36 from Poland on the huge bed in front of the roaring fireplace. Anja is a true gem and even after several years of working at Babylon her service is still first class. You would think after so much time she would be bored or slightly less enthusiastic but this is hardly the case. She loves you with the passion and zeal of a first time love affair. I put on a great show for those in the sauna who had a great view through the large glass sauna doors. Years ago I would have skipped a session in plain view or a public place but after you do this for a few years its no big deal. 
This is how sex should be viewed as something beautiful and very normal, not some illegal activity that requires one to hang your balls on a rack via marriage or commitment. People need to understand that there is a huge difference between sex for love and sex for pleasure. Lustful sex is not some terrible act but an expression and outlet for stress and emotions. No different then a normal massage but with the safety of a condom and free expression of sexuality. If more men were permitted to partake in these clubs marriages would last longer and everyone would be happier. It sounds far fetched but after a few days of this I come back to my normal relationship even more eager and happy to be attached. I’ve also learned a few new tricks and re-ignited some sparks between my other and me. Women that have not worked in this business or are not totally open don’t seem to understand how this works. They seem to have related sex with ownership and owning your balls will always come before pleasure.
One of the star attractions of Babylon is Stella a big-breasted Turkish gal who is suppose to provide some of the best sex around. She was busy most of the time during my two visits and she came highly recommended by my German counterpart Kaleu. Kaleu is lucky to be able to visit the clubs anytime he wishes or as funds allow it. I can see how this can become very addicting having so many great sources for sex and at very reasonable prices. Kaleu has limited himself to visiting a club once a week, which I might find hard to stick to at first.
I think the issues that have come up this year with Babylon’s closing have been a huge learning lesson for the fairly new club owner. Hopefully 2001 will allow them to regain their enormous talent pool and forge ahead as the premier provider.
Wiago
Basically the same as it’s sister club Babylon this clubs provides the same caliber of service. As you enter and climb the stairway to heaven, the toilet and shower is the first door to the right. The lockers are to the right of the top of the stairwell, the biggest I’ve ever seen in a club. Rooms are to your left and right as you make your way down the hallway to the main lounge at the other end of the club. The main room is divided in two with the bar in the large left half.
Usually this club has half the quantity of women as Babylon and the level of beauty is usually just a notch below as well. They do have later hours 3pm-3am as opposed to Babylon’s 12pm-11pm
A year ago there was a blond bombshell from the Eastern Block who was famed for fantastic oral abilities who worked here. She is now very popular and working at Happy Garden for those of you who enjoyed her. She’s about 5’7” 115 b36-24-36 and very light skinned complexion.
Conclusion
Clubs become popular mainly by the quality of talent working. Facilities come in second when it comes to good sex, saunas, work out gyms and not even automated toilets of Atlantis make up for poor talent. Oase although an aging facility is still king or mother of all clubs in the south. More and more clubs are expanding opening second facilities or sister clubs such as Happy Garden and Wildenrath, Babylon and Wiago or Saint Augustine and Bernd’s. This would suggest that business is booming and with the fall of communism there’s no shortage of talent. The northern Rhein Rhur area is quickly expanding as more and more clubs are quickly gaining popularity. Discount prices and competition force many clubs to run local ads in the Bild or Express offering even lower prices during off peak times. Several years ago when I first began reporting or researching FKK clubs info was limited or dated. Today several discussion boards cover different regions and American visitors are far more commonplace at the clubs.
Traveling Alone? Although the concept of total freedom may sound appealing it will come at a price and not always in the form of money. Car rental rates, VAT taxes 20% extra, high gas prices (Up to $5 a gallon, difficulty in efficiently and timely finding the clubs and absorbing hotel fees can be costly. I’ve heard people brag about how easily they find clubs and how plentiful hotels are even on this web site. However from years of experience doing this I still get confused and amazed at the cost of travel. I might attempt one or two clubs max by myself but never an entire trip. If you plan on visiting Germany try and arrange a group of friends to divide the costs and help in navigation. German highways are very unforgiving, signage is confusing and missing a turn off often means driving 50km out of your way. If you can’t get your friends together check out the Germany tour section and join a group. Public transportation although possible is difficult as many clubs are not close by, not to forget trains and buses stop running at certain hours while the clubs remain open. You might end up getting stranded at a club and taxi’s are very costly. If your unfamiliar or not sure of where your going you may end up walking for hours if doing this on foot. One of the biggest advantages of going with a professional group is not having to worry about the minor things and best of all being able to spend time with others who share the same interests. Can you imagine sitting in one of these clubs and not speaking the language, having a group of others that are from the US is a huge plus.
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