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I can't take credit for this list but it seems pretty complete - some are new to me too.
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a
commercial storefront.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
Asian = rimming = licking anus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ASW = Asian Street Walker
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
BF = Barfine
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BFE = boy friend experience (If you need to know this then you are on the wrong freaking
website).
BLS = ball licking and sucking
BSW = Black Street Walkder
BTW = by the way
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = Club Girls
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = girl on top
COF = Cum on Face
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
Doubles = A threesome with two providers
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
DT = Departure Tax (another way of saying Barfine)
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
French without = Oral sex without condom
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Full Service = Intercourse
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination
Hat = condom
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HSW = Hispanic Street Walker
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
Incall = You meet the girl at their place
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
KAMP = Korean Asian Massage Parlor
KTV = Karaoke TV Club
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LBFM = Little Brown Fucking Machine (Filipinas)
LD = Ladies Drink
LE = law enforcement
LON = Ladies of the Night
LK = light kissing
LOS = Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
LSW = Latina Street Walker
LT = Long Time (usually overnight)
MBR = multiple bell ringing
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top
MSOG = mulitple shots on goal
Outcall = The girl comes to your place
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off *****
Reverse cowgirl = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
SF = San Fernando
SO = significant other
SP = Service Provider
spinner = very petite, thin girl
ST = Short Time
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TJ = Tijuana
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
VAMP = Vietnamese Asian Massage Parlor
WSW = White Street Walker
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others.
Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
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THE ASIAN BAR DICTIONARY
The English language is commonly used throughout most of Asia. There are many English terms and phrases unique to the region, particularly as it's used in the bars, nightclubs and saloons. Ongoing research in this area has been ongoing for many years by many expats and from experience - from my trips for the last 20 odd years to the region, suggests that much of the rapid expansion of English in Asia began with its acceptance and wide use in these establishments. The Expatriate and Sexpatriot communities of native speakers throughout Asia, the different models and variants of LBFMs they chase after, and of course MTV & other music channels contributed tremendously to the colorful and rich expressions of the language as it is spoken and used in Asia.
To assist first time visitors comprehend and use Asian Bar Room Speed English, as well as assist some of the older Asian hands that may have forgotten a few things, here is the Asian Bar Dictionary . This multilingual guide was first issued in 1989 to assist ANZPUS forces and I kept a copy for future reference. The terms till this day have change a little and at one time or another you may have heard of some of them. Hope you enjoy it and add them to your mongering vocabulary
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ABOVE THE LINE: Sexpat term announcing the acceptability of an LBFM for recreational sex. An LBFM at or below the line should be rejected. However, just what the line is depends upon the Sexpat and his situation at the moment. See Do Her.
AKA: (A-K-A) Intelligence term meaning Also Known As. Used to sort out all of the names LBFMs use. Example - Miss Noi in the Long Gun Bar is AKA Miss Dang in the Tilac Bar and is AKA Miss Night Howler in the Asoke Love Motel. See Bangkok Rule # 1.
AIR START: AKA Pinaturbo. Pilot and aircrew slang for oral intercourse.
AIR STOP: AKA The Tennis Shoe Game. A favorite trick of experienced Hares in the Angles City Hash House Harriers. Laying a Hash trail into a bar the Hares will pay for at least three air starts for the pack. When the pack arrives each Harrier has to toss one tennis shoe into a pile. The LBFM airstarters then
come over to the pile and pull out three winners. The rest of the pack has to drink beer and wait for the airstarts to finish before the Mama San will give them the location of the next mark on the trail. Real Hash men throw in both shoes, their running shorts and
50 pesos.
ANGLES CITY: Philippine city on Luzon Island famous for contact zones and high performance LBFMs. All models available. See The Ville.
ANZPUS: A coalition or any combination of Australian, New Zealand, Philippine and US Special Operations forces. Feared and hated throughout Asia by the insidious shits. Strongly disliked by Mama Sans and the Pearl S. Buck Foundation. Also what your
Australian Uncle had to clean out every morning if he expected an air start.
AJIMA: Ah-Gee-Ma. Korean slang for Mama San.
ASFO: Asian Sexual Fetish Organization. A Sexpat's on line Yings Anonymous Organization. (afso @
listnet.com).
ATTASHI: Korean slang for man. ' Attashi you stingy shit buy me drinkee.'
AUA: American University Alumni. A famous Bangkok English language school employing wandering Farangs interested in low wages, long hours and opportunities to meet a lot of Yings. Often mistaken for an alcoholics halfway house because of the numerous speakers of Limey English employed.
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BAHT: Ying fuel. Thai currency or a measure of weight for gold jewellery you shouldn't be buying her.
BAHT GRENADE: 500 baht flash-bang stun grenade. Most effective in a close quarter short time room against aggressive Isan Yings. Use only in an emergency or if you have to have a smoke job.
BAHT GUN: Special urban assault weapon designed for use against indigenous LBFM population in Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket. Short range, hand held, automatic, ATM fed, bar cooled Ying blaster. Prone to runway gun malfunctions after midnight. Similar to a Peso Pistol or? a Ringit Rifle.
BAMBOO ENGLISH: Native English dialect of Asian LBFMs which confuses L's for R's among other things. Example - Lovely sounds like Rubbery. Several sub dialects: Korean Kimchee, Viet Fish Sauce, Honeyco Sugar Cane, Thai Kow Pot and Chinese Fortune Cookie.
BANANA CUTTER: LBFM stage performer skilled in peeling bananas with her vaginal utensil. Most also perform several other tricks with ping-pong balls, smoking cigarettes, oranges, balloons, razor blades, high powered long range vaginal darts, and magic
markers. Many are handy soda water bottle openers as well. Great subjects for Christmas and entertainment videos for the folks and families.
BANANA JOB: What you get if you bar fine a banana cutter.
BANG: Sexpat slang for sexual intercourse. 'I banged that Ying all night.' Farangs bar fining more than one Ying may have double bangers , triple bangers or more. ' I had a double banger with those two from Thermaes last night.'
BANGKOK: The name speaks for itself.
BANGKOK AFTER DARK (BAD): Free newspaper available in Bangkok and worth every baht.
BANGKOK RULES: Principles or practices that are particularly important as rough or inexact guides to be used for quick calculations when dealing with Bar and Go-Go Yings who follow no basic accepted practices except one - Fuck You. There are three Bangkok Rules. These are simple, easy to remember, and used by experienced Sexpats to save a lot of time, money and
grey hair :
Rule #1: They all lie.
Rule #2: Deny everything
Rule # 3: Two rules are plenty
BAR FINE: Fee paid to Asian bars so customers can take an LBFM out for the evening. In some cities, like Bangkok and Pattaya, the LBFM gets half the bar fine and this is suppose to be all the customer pays for the Yings affections. Good luck and see Ying Thing. In other cities, such as Manila, the bar keeps all the
money and the customer must negotiate with the LBFM for more than her companionship and pleasant company. Bar fine rates and follow-up negotiations can vary widely. Factors can include the age and experience of the LBFM, the level of handsome the customer has achieved, his nationality and the time of year among
others.
*This has change tremendously since 1989. The Bar hands the girls a percentage out of the Bar Fine. You later on will hand her a tip for her services rendered to you.
BAR GIRL: A general term for any LBFM providing companionship for male and female customers for a fee. Most work in bars, massage parlors or coffee houses.
BAR HOUND: AKA Pussy Hound, Runner. Farang that runs the bars in the Ville constantly looking for new, improved or untried LBFMs. Usually shortened to Hound. A boy's night out is a hound run.
BAR NAME: An alias or several that experienced Sexpats use in different bars to protect their true identity. For example these are the known names of one famous Sexpat bar hound:
Bar Bar Name
Tilac Dog Nuts
Suzy Wong Ying Wanker
Hollywood Sperm-A-Side
Vodoo Short Snake
G Spot Towel Licker
Chulalongkorn University Ajan William James Smythe
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Bar names give Sexpats cover for status and action, and provide plausible denial in the event of a Ying accusing them of being a 'budderfry sumbitch.' . See Cover and Bangkok Rule # 2.
BAR ROOM SPEED: One of three speeds at which things normally happen in an Asian bar such as sex, the English pronunciation of your name, your bill arrives or you get thrown out. In accelerating order these are Normal Speed, Combat Speed and Bar Room Speed.
BAR YING: An LBFM working in a bar that is not dancing. They usually take drink orders and try to beg a ladies drink off you. The Ying may never dance or may have a night off. Can be bar fined. See Bangkok Rule # 1
BASKET JOB: A technique where a small LBFM sitting in a bottomless basket is lowered onto a customer laying in a prone position on his back with tent pole raised. A second LBFM raises and lowers the basket using a rope and pulley. Variations include a third LBFM monitoring the progress and at the right moment
spinning the basket.
BAY OF PIGS: Code name for waterbeds located in the backrooms of some bars. These are especially popular in the Philippines. They are a seasonal thing in Korea. Winter is not a good time to be looking for a waterbed for Miss Kim or the Lee Sisters.
*Rarely seen nowadays. This Fad fade out a long time ago.
BEAVER: Mans favorite rodent wether furry, shave or naturally bald. There are abundant beaver herds thriving in Asia in all three categories both day and night. Though price and quality in the Asian Beaver species vary greatly they are all highly prized by
visitors and Sexpats. Bangkok's daily parade of LBFMs in their miniskirts are internationally famous for the quality of their beaver shots from the back of motorcycles, elevated street crossovers, office desks, bus seats, and glass elevators. WARNING: If you're getting a Beaver Shot from a toilet seat leave the bar.
BEER SING: Thai Kow Pot English for Singha Beer. Uniquely Thai beer brewed with formaldehyde and filtered river water. A hangover is known by local Sexpats as 'Sing Poisoning.' 'My Country - My Beer - My Head.'
BENJO: A Korean head. Also the nickname for a set of Korean LBFM underarms before the liberal application of deodorant each morning.
BENJO DITCH: Cement ditch along the side of most Korean roads. Although inanimate in appearance, they have been known to reach out and swallow the intoxicated. Also the nickname for a Korean LBFMs vaginal trenches before the liberal application of
douche each morning.
BIG MANGOO, The: Nickname for Bangkok and title of a great book.
BILLY BOY: A Filipino transvestite who is also known as a Backla. Normally working as a hairdresser. See Khatoy.
BOMB SIGHTS: A Thai or Korean toilet hole flush with the floor. Normally equipped with idiot-proof foot pads.
BOOM BOOM: Vietnamese Fish Sauce English for sexual
intercourse. It is also used in the Phillippines by the Bar Gilrs. 'Cheap Charlie boom boom no pay everyday!'
BONA FIDES: Intelligence term. Used in Asian Contact Zones by LBFMs and customers to identify and signal mutual sexual interest. Two types - Long Range and Short Range. Long Range example: LBFM in boots and bikini on stage. Customer sitting with beer or Mekong Coke in front of him. Short Range example: LBFM says 'You buy me Cola?' Customer says 'How much is the bar
fine?'
BOY TOYS: Farang and Asian male play things for LBFMs and some Round Eye Ying (REY) bar runners.
BROWN BEAN: A hound run or pub crawl through a local ville celebrating an individuals last night in country. See Green Bean and PCOD.
BUCKSKIN JOE'S VILLAGE: Contact Zone located under the freeway and next to the railroad tracks on Sukhumvit Road. No need for blenders just wait for the trains to rumble by to have a vodka martini or beer Sing shaken not stirred. Old timers say that is also the best time to be getting a bar stool airstart as well.
BUNKERED PUSSY: A dangerous crippling medical condition. Often found in Korean LBFMs but has been reported in the Philippines and Thailand. In laymen's term a solid rock is where the LBFMs pubic bone should be. Pounding on it all night or worse it pounding on you will turn your pubic bone into the sorest square
yard of your body for a week. Immediate Action Drill - Roll her over.
BURNED: Pronouncement for you got it! The clap if your lucky. 'Why did you burn me Miss Lee?'
BUSINESS YINGS: Independent or freelance commercial sex mercenaries who do not work for any particular establishment, but wander around trying to find customers. This eliminates the need to have regular medical check-ups. Most hangout in shark tanks such as the Soi 7 Beer Garden and Thermaes in Bangkok.
BUTT BLASTER: 12-20 gauge pressurized water hose side mounted in most 3 star bombsights and above. Good for blasting Isan LBFM footprints off your toilet seat.
BUTTERFLY: A male or female, that screws around with numerous different partners. Often heard in Bamboo English sentences like 'I say you too much budder fry.' See Bangkok Rule # 2.
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CAPTURED: Your known status once you pay a bar fine and head out the door with an LBFM.
CHEAP CHARLIE: Name LBFMs give to anyone that does not buy ladies drinks, tip after the bar fine or otherwise foolishly toss his money around on them.
CHERRY GIRL: A technical virgin sometimes marked by different types of swim suits, ribbons etc. There are lots of cherry girls working in the Philippines. It pays to ask before you waste time and money and get to meet a lot of lawyers and cops. These are also often employed as cashiers and are usually the focus of
attention for several Sexpats hoping to be the ones to coach and guide them into full LBFM status. See Bangkok Rule # 1.
CHINCHOKE: AKA Gecko. Thai mini-lizard with no known function. Make good house pets. Also a term for oral sex.
CLIP JOINT: A bar that regularly cheats or pressures its customers.
COLA: An LBFM ladies drink usually found in Thailand. Used in Bamboo English phrases like 'You buy me Cola you budder fry sum bitch.' Normal cost is around 60-70 Baht. See Juicee.
COLGATE JOB: Similar to an ice job, but substituting Filipino Colgate toothpaste for ice. (Sorry American Colgate and Thai Darlie don't give the same satisfaction).
COMBAT HIPS: Common to some Go-Go Yings. These protrude at such angles from their bodies they can hang their bras or panties on them.
COMFORT ROOM: AKA CR. Sugar Cane English for toilet. 'Where is da CR?'
CONDOM: AKA Mechai in Thailand. Basic issue sex gear for Asia. See Bangkok Rule # 1 and wrap that rascal. Free at Mr. Mechai's Condoms and Cabbages Restaurant on Soi 12. Also slang for styrofoam beer bottle holders.
CONTACT ZONE: Geographical area within an Asian city, beach, bar, hotel, taxi, or shopping mall offering a good chance to meet and pickup different kinds of LBFMS and/or be picked up by an LBFM.
COVER: Intelligence term for documents and stories used to hide or give a protective guise to the true identity and activities of Sexpats. Cover for Status gives a plausible reason for a Sexpat to be spending every weekend in town away from his Tilac. ' Meeting friends coming in from the Philippines sweetheart.' Cover for Action gives a plausible reason for a Sexpat to be seen walking Yings in and out of his hotel room. 'My friend from the Philippines is shy and I am taking his bar fines in and out for him.' Bar names, sanitized wallets and forged hotel receipts are commonly used to maintain a Sexpats cover.
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DA PILLIBEANS: Honey Ko Sugarcane English for The
Philippines. Land of San Magoos, Sous Sous, and Ice Jobs.
DANCE OF THE FLAMING ASSHOLE: Australian and Kiwi cultural dancing stampede and bar concert. Drunken Farang strips off his clothes, stuffs one end of a toilet paper roll between his rear cheeks, unrolls several yards of paper to make a tail, lights the far end and then runs around a bar at full speed letting the flames come as close as possible to his asshole while his friends run after him throwing beer on everything. Banned in most Asian bars but most especially those with bamboo and rattan walls.
* I saw this one done once and I was LMAOF.
DARK LING: Thai for monkey's ass. Used affectionately by Thai LBFMs. Often heard in Bamboo English sentences like: 'I love you no shit dark ling!'
DO DA: Sexpat nickname for an LBFM between 16-25 years old that looks like she might be 13. Super body, face, lips, eyes, hair and a two-stroke five-watt brain. Capable of incredible continual sex and dumb as dirt. Sometimes confused for 'The One' until she tries to speak.
DO HER: (Dewar). A term Sexpats use to describe LBFMs they have bar fined that may have been close or below the line. 'You could do better, you could do worse, but you could do her.'
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EE: Basic grammar rule in Kimchee English. The last two letters of the last word in a sentence when a Korean LBFM speaks. Examples: You buy me drinkee, I go to pee pee,' or the old standard, 'I love you too muchee buy me juicee.'
ENTERTAINER: a Filipino LBFM working in a bar whose job is to make conversation. These are the lowest paid LBFMs in the bar. Most are too ugly or old to be dancing or bar fining.
ESE FACTOR: Popular theory that Chinese, Burmese, Indonese, Japanese, Siamese, Taiwanese, and Vietnamese LBFMs are exotic wild heathen Asian sex machines. True believers claim there are also Philippinese. Some really strange Sexpats claim Luzon Negritoese are the best, if you can catch one and hold her down long enough to pull up her animal skins without getting bit.
ESE DISEASE: A prevalent male disease where the sufferer is addicted to heathen Asian sex machines and the chaos and havoc they bring to their personnel, medical, and financial status. No known cure.
ESQ: The cheapest Filipino Rum costing about $ 2.00 a bottle. Usually rated one of the best as well.
EWE S HEY: Thai Kow Pot English for the USA.
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F-WORD, The: Probably means Fucking Farang.
FNG: (F-N-G) Fucking New Guy. WW Vietnam slang term for the new guy in the Ville. See green bean tour.
FAMILY GIRL: A young girl who is neither a bar or business girl. See Bangkok Rule # 1.
FARANG: Thai word for all foreigners not only the good looking white eyes.
FARANG SHARK: A nasty Thai LBFM sub species. These are old dogs lurking in the corners of dark bars waiting for the younger more attractive LBFMs to lure Farang clients into the killing fields. Smelling baht as soon as a Farang takes a seat they move-in and beg for ladies drink offering neck massages or other services. The really nasty ones have been known to run friendlier younger LBFMs away from their prey. See Shark Tank.
FEEDING THE DUCK: (Tet Liang Phet) A phrase used by Thai LBFMs to tell their pet Farang they have decided for sure that he is butter flying, wether guilty or not. Once their low watt IQ has figured this out they have been known to de-gender the poor shit and use the offending object as a wandering farm animal snack treat. See Ying Thing.
FISH BOWL: Sports arena for fishbowling. Common term for a massage parlour where LBFMs usually wearing short mini-skirts wait sitting on raised benches in front of TV sets in large rooms surrounded by one-way mirrors. Customers can sit down with a beer in hand and check out the LBFMs and their mini-skirt lengths
without being seen. Customers can discuss the attributes of each LBFM with their personal Thai-Mex looking table porter while making their selection. After choosing one the head Thai-Mex looking manager calls the LBFMs badge number over a P.A. system. Outside the tank the LBFM will escort her customer to a private room for a 'massage.' Fishbowls are common throughout Thailand with a few in Manila. Fish bowl procedures are also used in No Hands Restaurants.
FREE SAMPLE: Similar to a vacuum cleaner demonstration. Relates to air start services, not cocktails or food, though some places let you sip on a beer or coke during the sample. The sample is free unless your weapon discharges.
FUCK YOU LIZARD: Hideous Southeast Asian lizard noted for it's cry of 'Fuck You.' Often heard during WW Vietnam War responding to the dumb ass 'Re-Up' bird.
FUCKEE NO SUCKEE: Korean Kimchee English for sexual intercourse.
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GILLING GILLING: Fillipino for sexual intercourse.
GREEN BEAN: A group hound run or pub crawl through the Ville to initiate a new arrival to a contact zone. Most famous in Korea.
GREEN HORNETS: Mini-Mercedes bus, green in color running the streets of Bangkok and ignorant of all known traffic laws. Other Thai bus models just as dangerous include: Blue Blazers, Orange Squashers, White Smokers, and Red Deaths.
GRINDER: Korean LBFMs that after the scrogging fall asleep and then grind their teeth all night.
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HANOI JANE: AKA Jane Fondu. Code names for pus infected, scabbed over, mange coated, rotting vagina Ying bitch soi dog good for not a damn thing.
HANDSOME: A state of physical and mental well being brought on in Farangs by a dozen self administered San Magoos, Mekong & Cokes or Sojus. Once handsome most Farangs also become rich. See Baht Gun and Pesonality.
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: Drinking clubs with a running problem. Common among groups of Farangs in most Asian cities or clusters of bars. Some favorites are the Angles Hash House Harriers - AH3, Pattaya Hash House Harriers - PH3, Phuket Hash House Harriers, PKH3. Have Foot Gear - Will Run. On-On..
HEAD MAN: A Filipino or Thai providing hot towels, toilet waters, back massages, hair brushes and other questionable services in the toilet of a bar.
HEADER: A serious Air Start. This Ying or Yings means business. As with Bangers some Farangs may go for Double Headers or more. WARNING: If it's a really great header check the Yings Adams Apple and knuckle hair. See Smoke and Khatoy.
HEATHEN: LBFM-H model. A practitioner of heathen sex. A distinct model of Thai or Philippine LBFM. Most are noted for raw and fried insect diets and jungle sex practices. Usually double jointed with
severe rice paddy toe spread and not too long gone from the farm. Well worth the effort if you survive and are a fast healer. 'That Ying heathened me but good!' See Screamers.
HONEY KO: Your basic Philippine LBFM.
HOOCH: Some place to lay down such as your place or the residence of an LBFM. Often a small single room where mutually agreed acts involving body fluid swaps are performed for financial incentives. 'The bird a nest, the spider a web, the LBFM a hooch.'
HOP AND POP: Slang for a Short Time
HOP AND STALL: Slang for a Long Time
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I & I: A single Farangs vacation in Asia. Short for intercourse and intoxication. ??A take-off from the R & R of WW Vietnam.
I'LL-BE-DA-ONE: Filipino declaration of intent to capture you as a bar fine for the night, watch your car, or be the President of the country.
ICE JOB: A use for ice that has nothing to do with drinks, yours or hers. Popular airstart treat in the Philippines. 'Its nice with ice!'
IMF: International Moma San Fund.
ISAN: Open Ying pasture range in Northeast Thailand. Sometimes spelled Esarn. Also home of Momma who is where most of your money is going.
ITAEWON: Bar and shopping district in downtown Seoul. Location of Billy Goat Hill. Famous and steep Korean Contact Zone.
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JEEPNEY: A Filipino jeep converted to carry passengers for pay. Regular jeepneys have their routes painted on the sides and they charge between 2 and 5 Pesos per ride no matter how far you go. Special jeepneys can be rented for a one way trip or for the evening for $ 5-20.
JUICEE: A large wad of Korean won wasted. A small ladies drink popular with the bar and Go-Go Yobos in Korea.
JUICEE FOOL: Any Farang that is buying juciees for the thrill of having a well painted Yobo sit next to them asking difficult questions such as; 'You likee?' This interrogation usually lasts for 3 to 8 minutes but can be prolonged by buying more juicee.
JUICEE MONSTER: Slang for a Korean Yobo that sucks down juicees in the bat of an eye. Although ladies drinks are common throughout Asia Yobos are the most notorious juicee suckers known to man. An average juicee suck rate is 15 to 20 an hour.
JUNGLE JUICE: AKA Mojo in the PI. Special bar drink laced with the local poison; Mekong, ESQ rum or Soju. Will most certainly make you handsome.
ome.
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KEEPER: An all performing LBFM you want to hang on to for longer than a week but less than ten days. See Steady Bar Fine.
KHATOY: (Ka toy) Thai phenomena usually found in three phases.
Phase One - Lady Boy: Male Transvestite, Plenty of makeup and hair spray, no tits, still stands to piss. Think of his name as Pat and think airstart.
Phase Two - Man Lady: Male Transvestite, Plenty of makeup and hair spray, a tit start up kit, still stands to piss. Something like a modern day mermaid. Think of his name as Patty and think airstart.
Phase Three - Lady Man - Technically an LBFM, Plenty of makeup and hair spray, great looking tits and ass, squats to piss. There is nothing in the G-string to warn you. Look for knuckle hair, large Adam's apple, big feet and a shit grin on the Moma San's face. Think of its name as Patricia and think weird.
KHAO SANG ROAD: (Cow Song) Street in the Banglampoo (Bring Shampoo) area of Bangkok. Backpacker Euro-trash slum. Beer, organic and manmade chemicals and plenty of Round Eye Yings (REY). Most have bits and pieces of metal chains, spikes, pins and other cosmetic shrapnel stuck in, on and through them. Don't date those with rusty ornaments showing.
KIMCHEE: National food of Korea. Non-standard mixture of rotting vegetables, garlic and overdoses of red pepper. Two varieties - Winter and Summer. Either results in Kimchee Breath. The winter vintage is lethal. The garlic content does not repel vampires it kills them. Rule One in Korea - Don't French kiss a Kimchee eater. Pray you or your roommate never get a case of the screaming Kimchee shits.
KLONG: Thai for water canal. Frequently used to refer to a stagnant canal or ditch running parallel to a road. Larger ones still crisscross Bangkok. Similar stench to a Korean benjo ditch. Klong boat rides in Bangkok are called sewer runs.
KOREA: The land of the not quite right such as Miss Kim, Miss Park, and the Lee Sisters.
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LADIES DRINK: A specially priced drink for an LBFM. These often cost 3 to 4 times as much as a beer or local mixes and range from beer and mixed drinks in the Philippines, juicees in Korea and colas in Thailand.
LBFM: Little Brown Fucking Machine. Sexpat slang for Asian women that look somewhere between 13-30 years old. Described in Thailand as an efficient simple piece of lightweight equipment (normally 98 lbs), adaptable to every imaginable position, ruggedized, water proof, baht fed, rice propelled, self cleaning, capable of multiple operations simultaneously,
deployable as single, pair or group units and disposable. There are constantly changing variants and submodels being developed and deployed. Most common variant in Asia is the LBFM-PBR (Powered ByRice). Current models of this variant in Asia include
MODEL FEATURES
A. Basic Asian model.
B. The improved A model.
C. A climaxer, you and her.
D. A great dancer.
E. Basic exhibitionist. Loves mirrors and making home VDOs.
F. The F_____ model. This is what all the fuss is about.
G. Gang banger. Usually deployed in pairs. Carpet munchers as well.
H. Heathen. Scratching, biting screamers.
I. Insect eater.
J. Just plain ugly.
K. Khatoy, phase 1, 2 or 3.
L. Likes leather. A lot of these in the Long Gun bar.
M. Mama San. Usually a non-contender but some are do hers.
N. No as in no tits, no personality, no smoking.
O. The One.
P. Pole Bender.
Q. Plain ugly but surprisingly fun.
R. Three holer rodeo.
S. A Smoker.
T. Great tits. Honest to God hooters.
U. Beer bubble popping ugly but needs the work.
V. Virgin and there is also a snow ski resort in Chiang Mai.
W. Wet and wild. Loves showers. A real water toy.
X. Nasty, really experimentally nasty. Bring extra condoms and a
whistle so you can signal for a breather.
Y. Prefers other Yings but you can watch.
Z. A sleeper a real NPY.
LEAFLET DROP: Term for spending a lot of money to get handsome and rich and to meet more than a fair share of LBFMs in one night.
LEE SISTERS: Famous trio of Korean LBFMs - Ug, Ghast and Beast.
LIMEY ENGLISH: Nonstandard English dialect found throughout Thailand in hole-in-the-wall bars such as 'The British Council.' Dialect is noted for misspellings and mispronunciation of real American English. The language of a dead empire practiced by Brit Twits, Slimey Limeys, Welsh Wankers, Irish Potato Heads, Scottish Goat Blowers, Aussie Roo Riders, and Kiwi Sheep Sexpats.
LONG TIME: 'Man drunk, man no cum, man no go'. A period of time somewhere between two hours and all night in which mutually agreed acts involving some fluid swaps are performed between a customer and his or her LBFM or LBFMs.
LOVE HOTELS: AKA No Tell Motels. Short time hotels often constructed to look like castles or ships in Japan. A more functional 'Motel 6' architectural style is used in Thailand and the Philippines. Rooms can be equipped with single beds and squats or jacuzzis, videos, floor to roof wall mirrors, water beds and karaokes. Rates are hourly. Thai models are often equipped with GYOB workbenches.
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MARGARITA STATION: Famous Sexpat restaurant in Angeles City. Noted for qualilty of food, drinks and Honey ko's- LBFMs. Known mostly by all as The Ville.
MAMA SAN: The female manager of a bar or other establishment. These LBFMs are usually semi-retired and not available for take out service. However, they do appreciate the attention and you could be surprised. The term is often used when addressing any
older LBFM.
MASSAGE GIRL: An LBFM employed in a massage parlour.
MASSAGE: Ancient oriental custom for getting a Farang in a bedroom and getting his clothes off. Basically seven methods practiced in Thailand.
(1) AUTHENTIC: An old Mama San or Papa San probably retired Isan water buffalo masseuses. Avoid this and avoid these people. It is a painful bone snapping oriental interrogation technique. You will pay them to stop or switch to the Chinese hot water torture before they finish.
(2) TRADITIONAL: An LBFM over 25 years old. AKA Ancient Massage
(3) SPECIAL: An LBFM under 17 years old. See Sudsy
(4) EXTRA SPECIAL: Two or more LBFMs under 17 years old. See Sudsy
(5) FOREIGN LADIES: Either a Cambodian (Bod) or a Burmese (Burr) LBFM.
(6) FOOT: Either they rub your feet raw or take you in the backroom and stomp on your balls until you cum.
(7) OIL: A Phase 1 or 2 Khatoy. Beware.
MASSEUSE: A massage LBFM or Khatoy skilled and unskilled in giving a massage.
MEKONG: Thai rum known to make grown men damn handsome
and rich. An alternative is Seng Thip with the same results but faster.
MEN-STRAY-SHUN: Taiwanese martial arts sect or Filipina LBFM declaration of not tonight. See My Friend and Mhen.
MERIKA: Bamboo and American Redneck English for America
MHEN: Thai for 'Not tonight wam jai my menstrayshun is raging.' It also means bad smell - go figure.
MIA NOI: Thai word meaning little wife. Equivalent to a mistress but probably a lot more expensive. See Ying Thing and Feeding The Duck.
MIND FUCK: Having an intellectual discussion with an LBFM or thinking you are.
MOHO: Thai for a real serious case of the ass. See Ying Thing and Feeding The Duck.
MOJO: Philippine rocket fuel. A non-standardized mixture of fruit juice, 7-Up, a shot glass or more of everything else behind the bar, and a bottle of beer San Magoo. Guaranteed to 'make you smart' or in plain English to be talking your head off before the ice
hits the bottom of the first pitcher. One pitcher can turn eight heavily tattooed sailors into nuclear brain surgeons they get so smart.
MOTOSAI: Kowpot English for motorcycle. Comes in two basic Thai models.
Family: Single seat. 4 person and above.
Sport: Single seat. 4 person and below.
MY FRIEND: The terminally ugly LBFM that your LBFM wants your friend to Bar Fine, or you to Bar Fine and support all night. Also Filippina for 'I'm on the rag.'
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NANA HOTEL: An elephant graveyard for old Farangs. No Farang under the age of 80 has been sighted in the Nana since 1990. Most Yings in the Nana are older than the rugs on the floor and have seen more service.
NANA PLAZA: A popular three story square Contact Zone in Bangkok. Hang out of choice for locals and tourists who are tired of the hassles in Pat Pong. Known for low drink prices, high bar fines and large numbers of participating LBFMs. Location of Vodoo Lounge, Hollywood and Carousel bars among others.
NEVER HAPPEN: Kimchee English for blow job.
NIGHT OWL: A world famous Sexpat bar and entertainment gossip column written by Bernard Trink (AKA The Night Owl) and featured in the Friday editions of the Bangkok Post.
NO HANDS: A restaurant where you pick your waitress by looking through a one way mirror. She then accompanies you to the dining room and after taking her clothes off feeds you at a private table. Featured in a famous book Eating Chinese Naked.
NON-PERFORMING YING (NPY): Term for a great looking LBFM that you bar fine, get home or into the short time room, get into bed, in the shower or on the floor and start scrogging and she never moves or makes a sound. Exact opposite of a screamer.
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OB BEER : AKA Order of Battle. Oriental Brewery beer cooked up in Korea. The worst beer in Asia if you classify Australia and the kangaroo nut puss they guzzle as a separate continent.
ONE, The: A mythical LBFM. Every Farang meets at least one.
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK: The theme song.
OSCAR: Korean? champagne that comes in grape and peach flavour. Normally stored warm and served over ice for a guaranteed hangover. A couple of good shakes before opening will send the cork flying across your average bar.
OVERSEAS CHINESE: The local watch and bicycle shop family of millionaires that own just about everything and know somebody everywhere.
P
PCOD (PUSSY CUT OFF DATE): The day, often the hour and the minute that a visiting Farang is suppose to seal himself off from contact with LBFMs. The concept is a holdover from WW Vietnam. This is suppose is to give a Farang enough time to build up his need for sex so when he arrives home he can act really happy to see Momma. Unfortunately the most Momma usually gets is a
squirt of dust if the returning Farang can even manage a partial dysfunctional erection.
PALM PILOT: AKA Personal Digital Assistant or Cum Technician. Specialist in hand sex usually employed in a Fishbowl.
PAT PONG: Two street Contact Zone in Bangkok. Previously famous for large bars and live sex shows. Now famous for small bars, zombie sex shows and a street market manned by old Go-Go Yings. Many of the bars are full of khatoys. Clip joints throughout the area.
PAPA SAN: The male equivalent of a Mama San. Used when referring to any older Asian man.
PESO: Philippine LBFM fuel. Great to stack on beer bottles and watch Honeycos pick-up with no hands.
PESONALITY: The natural charm, humor and good looks any Farang can buy to impress the LBFM of his choice with enough peso, baht or won. See Handsome.
PINATURBO: Sexpat slang for oral intercourse. Derived from Mt Pinatubo volcanic eruption. The biggest 20th century blow job in Asia.
PISS: Aussie slang for beer. 'Give me a jug of piss.'
PISSED: Aussie slang for drunk. 'I'm pissed, and I love you.' A pissed Aussie thinking about his sheep shacked up with a Kiwi is a twice pissed Aussie .
POKE POKE: Thai slang for Isan mango and shrimp head salad. Also Sexpat slang for handjob and heathen sex position with LBFM on top. This is recommended. Try it with the heathen facing you and then have her turn around and face your toes. Much better if she doesn't get off when she spins. See Basket Job.
POLE BENDER: Go-Go LBFM skilled in wrapping and sliding her arms, legs, crotch and tongue up and down the length of an 8-10ft chrome pole 6 inches in diameter. AKA Polecat, Plumber, Pipe Monkey.
PUM PUM: Thai for intercourse. Same as Vietnamese Boom Boom.
PUNTER: Limey English for a bar hound or runner but it sounds like somebody with half a hard-on. Heavily used in the Nite Owl. A punter pays for her services and bets she is a real Ying. Real Sexpats are hounds, they run Yings down and scrogg'em.
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QUALITY: Not always available with Yings. Beware of an informal scale among tailors and Go-Go bars. Some are labeling their wares as Sukhumvit Quality. Were not sure yet but it don't sound right. Probably less than standard by a good measure.
QUEER: We don't use the word but we needed a second Q word. In Thailand you are more likely to hear the term Khatoy (male) or Tomboy (girl). In the Philippines it is Billy Boy or Backla.
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R&R: Rest and Recuperation AKA Rape and Rampage. WWVietnam GI non-combat operation which kicked started the night life in Bangkok and Pattaya. See Railroad.
RAILROAD, The: A mental attitude in Thailand among hardened Sexpats; 'Working on the railroad laying Thais.' Long staying Sexpats have been known to earn their masters degrees in Rail Road Engineering, or go bust trying. Most specialize in Thai splitting, trimming, fitting, grooving, cross laying and stacking.
ROAD BAIT: The sweetest looking Yings a bar can put on the road. Their job is to lure Farang clients into the bar, make sure they order a drink and then get out of the way and make room for Farang Sharks and others to move in for the kill.
ROAD WARRIORS: LBFMs or more likely Khatoys that roam the streets near Asian tourist bars looking for easy captures. True road warriors can snatch their victims and drag them half way down a dark alley before the prey knows what hit them. The most proficient road warriors are found in Korea, but they have been sighted in force in Pattaya, Manila and Angeles City. See Farang Shark.
ROI-ET: Thai city in the middle of Isan. AKA L.A. or One-0-One (101). The home of every other taxi driver in Bangkok. Famous for LBFM-H and I models.
ROUND EYE: A non-oriental person.
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SAMOKE QUAY: Thai for oral sex. See Smoke.
SAN MAGOO: Sexpat slang for San Miguel. Philippine beer of choice. Tradition and safe sex practices require you to use your fingers to clean the cockroach shit out of the bottle opening before drinking. Caution some bottles may have been abused. See Pesos.
SCOOT SNOOTS: Thai or Vietnamese LBFM driving or riding on a motorbike.
SCREAMER: An LBFM that goes into audio hysterics at the start and through most of a scrogging. These can be anything from a theatrical low moan, such as Oh Oh Oh, to a full heathen war cry of 'Scrogg Me, Scrogg Me, Scrogg Me Farang Man.' Great situation if you are the Scrogging Farang Man. A poor situation if you're in the next room. Real screamers also use biting and scratching. Old hands say she's not a real screamer unless the bellboys and/or police break down the door to stop the murder.
SCROGGING: Sexpat slang for sexual intercourse. 'That Ying scrogged me good.'
SEXPATRIATE: Usually spelled Sexpatriot and shortened to Sexpat. A Farang expatriate living overseas because the sexual climate is more permissive and allows guys 50 and over to legally hunt and bang Yings 18 or older. A full time Bar Hound who as author Chris Moore describes them 'is unwilling, unable and
uninterested in going home.'
SEXY LEGS CONTEST: A wet T-shirt contest without water, t-shirt or G-string. See Wet T-shirt Contest.
SHARK TANK: Bar or club in Thailand, usually opened after hours, where various LBFM models, most Business Yings, with horny and hungry pocketbooks swarm to beg drinks and make their best deal with Cheap Charlie Farangs concealing empty wallets.
SHORT TIME: 'Man cum, man go.' A period of time somewhere between 30 minutes and two hours in which mutually agreed acts involving some fluid swaps are performed between a Farang client and his or her LBFM or LBFMs. These often occur in the rear booths and heads of bars.
SHOWER SHOW: Clean soapy voyeuristic entertainment involving one, two, three or more LBFMs taking and giving one another a warm sudsy shower behind a glass wall for everyone to watch. The G-Spot in the Nana Plaza is recommended for this. Also you can help the Yings dry each other off in the unisex head afterwards.
SMILES: Famous bar game played at Marilyns' 24 hour Sea Side Diner on the shores of Subic Bay. Customers seating themselves around a large circular table order a round of San Magoos. One LBFM for each customer then slides under the table and initiate air start procedures. The first customer to smile buys the round of San Magoos and air starts for all. (*This act later became a fav at the Blue Note bar with the tittle of the Blue Note Special. Another club uses this fav as part of their customer Service now. The Eagles Bar- same location as the old Blue Note)
SMOKE: Thai slang for air start. Note that most of Thailand is a non-smoking section. The Philippines on the other hand has got some great smokes.
SOI: Thai for street. 'The best Yings are on Soi Cowboy.'
SOI COWBOY: One lane Contact Zone for Isan Go-Go and Bar Yings. Located on Sukhumvit between Soi Asoke and Soi 23. Favorite of Bangkok locals for low rate and high quality bar fines.
SOJU: Korean liquor commonly mixed with Coke to make you handsome or used alone to clean rust off dry docked Kimchee super cargo carriers.
SOUS SOUS: Filippino for tits.
SPECIAL: Something not standard and having a higher charge. 'Special Massage, Special Room, Special Ying, Special Price, Special Show, Special for you'. All Specials should be avoided.
STEADY BAR FINE: A fee paid to a bar to keep an LBFM on standby reserve. Technically she shouldn't being going out with anyone other than her steady bar fine. Common in the Philippines where the LBFMs consider a steady bar fine an engagement ring. A practiced LBFM can mange 2-3 steady bar fines at the same time.
SUKHUMVIT ROAD: Main tourist road in Bangkok. Famous R&R strip in WW Vietnam (Suck and Hum On It Road). Location of Soi Cowboy, Soi Nana, Thermaes and a couple of hundred restaurants, hotels and massage parlors.
SUDSY: AKA Soap Sex. A Thai massage where the Farang client, an air mattress, lots of warm soap bubbles and a naked masseuse or two are combined for good clean fun.
SUZY WONG: A fictional LBFM (Hong Kong Model) immortalized in print, on film and in fashion ( 'That Ying is wearing a Suzy Wong dress.'). Every Sexpats dream Ying and the vision of LBFMs most took to WW Vietnam. Name of a good Go-Go bar on Soi Cowboy.
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TANDUAY: One of the more expensive Filipino rums ($4.00 a bottle). Also the strongest. It goes down easy and has been known to sneak up and grab well practised alcoholics by their graying short hairs. The five year old version is rated the best.
THAI WAX JOB:
(1) A good joke for FNGs. A Thai LBFM has her Farang client flat on his back and is administering to his upright tent pole. At the moment the Apollo 13 rockets ignite the Ying slams her hand over the tent pole forcing the eruption to blow back and out the ears of the Farang and in the process blowing any excess wax out of his ears as the eruption blows through.
(2) A particularly erotic dance with a nude Ying holding burning candles over her and letting hot white wax drip on her breasts and run all down her. Don't try this at home as the wax is damn hot.
(3) A really nasty grooming habit with a pet Ying laying around the house pulling out her underarm hair with a pair of tweezers and offering to do the same for you if you don't shut up about it.
THAILAND: 'Country with little broads and big massage parlors.'
THERMAES: AKA Headquarters in a Chris Moore novel. An all night subterranean Shark Tank on Sukhumvit Road open since WW Vietnam.
THREE HOLER RODEO: A great night with an LBFM or two with no holes barred. Often advertised as a Three Holer Rodeo and Cultural Dancing Stampede. See Banger and Header.
TILAC: Thai term for members of the opposite sex that co-habitat bereft of clergy. A Thai steady bar fine, but there may or may not be any exchange of baht. Also a great Go-Go bar on Soi Cowboy.
TITANIC: Special service offered by some girls on Blow Row in Angeles. Described as a BJ with icebergs & love songs. (Girl puts ice cubes in her mouth and hums "Every night in my dreams..." (Known as an Ice job).
TIP: The hated after short time cry of the non-performing LBFM.
TOILET BOWL: An elevated bombsight for Isan Yings. Be careful not to piss on the seat because they will get their feet wet and might slip into the bowl.
TRIKE: A Filipino motorcycle with a side car for hauling passengers, pigs, rice, etc. These are the taxis of small Filipino towns and can be found in all metropolitan areas outside of Manila.
TUK-TUK: A Thai three-wheeled vehicle that hauls passengers, pigs, rice, etc. for pay. Often costing the same as a taxi, the only advantage is their ability to cut through traffic while gassing you to death. Originally called samlors, these vehicles have become known as tuk-tuks because of the sound they make when running. Can be organized for ad-hoc Ben Hur races at Bangkok traffic circles after midnight.
TURKEY FARM: Nest of short time rooms for Korean
Yobos.
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UGLY STICK: Large hard wood bat used by Korean mothers to get the attention of their young daughters. Frequent use explains the beauty of most native Korean women.
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VILLE, The: AKA Glitter Glutch. Slang for the Village. Location of bars and LBFMs outside of most military bases.
VILLAGE DAILY, The: The VD. World famous Asian newspaper. A Muckraking Yellow Piece of Journalism for the Far East Sexpatriots of Bangkok.
VIRGIN: An LBFM that has never had a baby, at least this year. See Cherry Girl and Bangkok Rule # 1.
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WALK, The: This event occurs every day in Contact Zones usually in the morning, in hotel and apartment lobbies and along the sois when Sexpats and Farang visitors escort their bar fines to the street. There are three basic categories.
Cat A. The Victory March. This Ying is a stunner and the Sexpat wants everyone to know that he struck pay dirt and is a bar hounds bar hound among mortal men.
Cat B. The Walk of Shame. This Ying looked a lot older, a lot better dressed, and a whole lot less uglier the night before. You can walk out with her and you will survive but its going to be painful.
Cat C. Dead Man Walking. This Ying should be caged, tagged and released back into the wild. It is not possible for it to be any uglier, older, more wrinkled, or louder. They will refuse offers of an
extra 500 baht if you can put them in a sack and drag it to the end of the Soi. They want everyone to know how blind drunk and horny a Farang can get. Sexpats will move that day and other Sexpats will avoid associating with them. Farang visitors will be asked to check out of their hotel and a mark is made in their passports.
WAM JAI: Thai for sweetheart. WARNING - Requests for large amounts of baht usually follow this phrase.
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST: Dancing contest where cold water is poured on the Go-Go LBFMs T-shirt to make things stand out and up. The best are in the Philippines.
WHISPER ALLEY: Dark alley near most of Asia's contact zones where old LBFMS offer passing Farangs oral sex, hand jobs, a standup scrog or any combination of the three for spare change.
WON: Korean LBFM fuel.
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X-FILES, The: Each Sexpats personal list of some really nasty LBFMs that heathened him in some unmentionable way or ways. 'Careful, that ones in my X-File.' Also used for identifying LBFMs that have been hit and are off the Sexpat's target list. 'Been there done that.'
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YING: Thai LBFM. Slang short for PooYing - Girl. There are various models of Yings and most are lethal. For example Go-Go Yings, Bar-Yings, School Yings and Isan-Yings.
YING THING: Completely insane bizarre often manhood threatening behavior exhibited by Thai Yings. Layman's term used to describe an LBFM going absolutely crazy on you. Usually brought on when the short time tip is considered too little, you are caught butterflying with another LBFM, or the moon is hanging crooked. One of Asia's true mysteries. Some researchers believe it's a personality disorder associated with a life time diet of Three Mile Island quality mouse turd peppers.
YOBO: A Korean LBFM.
YOBO LOBO: Same as Ying Thing.
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Z: Pronounced Zee in regular English and Zed in Limey English. Heavily used by Euro-trash, Yings that have been Euro-trashed and a clear audio signal that you need to get out of the joint. 'Zis onez iz de bezt of zee Yingz in zees plaze. Zeez Ying loveez zit. By
Godz shez doez.'
*If anyone on this board has a new ex-pat term to add to the list please let us know and post it. There will be at one time or another during your travels to SEA that you will hear some of the terms being use by the expats and oldtimers alike. The military back then was the one responisble to compiled and print this for the troops. Most of the terms are of a military nature others are not and with time they have drifted in the sea of our memories. Familiarize yourself and don't be left out from knowing what they really mean. |
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Hey chest,
I just now finish reading the dictionary; purdy funny stuff it is.
I especially like the one about not pissing on the toilet seat. Not because she might sit on it, but that she might slip on it.
You know, I actually saw once, a posting of a pictured sign warning the locals not to do this. Wish I'd saved the pic. Too funny man 
p.s. You're doing a GREAT job of posting in the PI section, keep up the good work bro, it's appreciated.
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I was wondering what some of the abbreviations meant. |
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amazing.
I can imagine this is the kind of talk a captain of a slave ship was having with his mates in the evening before picking up a slavegirl for the night .
Why do you speak of LBFM , it should be LBFA, A for animals , this is more in your tune .
amazing to see racist comments freely on the web. |
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LBFM isn't a racist or even a derogatory term. It means "Little Brown Fucking Machine" and it is a term given to girls (young women over 18) who can (and want to) fuck all night and still be up for more. To us, that is the highest compliment we could give a girl. The reason that brown is included in the term is that brown-skinned girls (Asians, African, Hispanic, Indian, etc.) make love better than any white woman on the face of the planet. Maybe that is a little racist, but not the way you meant. And although the term was used first in The Philippines, we refer to hot girls in Thailand and many other countries in this way. I loved how you throw the "slavery" bullshit into your comments. The guys on this board only deal with women who are free to make their own choices. There isn't a guy here who hasn't been turned down because a girl wasn't in the mood or just didn't want to go with us. There are a lot of women in the world who want to be prostitutes. Most of the girls are making ten to twenty times as much as the average wage in their countries. I know that is hard for you to fathom. Then again...not that you really care... |
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Headshot dont forget the girls from china YELLOW SKIN and the bigest racist remark WHITE BIG ROUND EYE. US. Remember thai not likeing white round eye???????????????? Now thats racist. |
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headshot now the poster caoba sounds like one of those feminnazi plants that surff the board with the other good doers.And i mean this to be a recist remark.And these feminnazi are mostly these wideass cunt that get that way after they shit out a kid and if you tell them to haul ass they have to make two trips. Captkirk your views |
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Feminist shit out a kid? How can their lesbian lovers impregnate them?
Of course that poster is another fine example from the pc educational system. Making such a big deal out of a term used by GI's in the 60's. I bet she'd throw a fit over the hilarious character played by Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's not that exciting of a movie except for the shockingly un-PC, myopic asian character played by Mickey Rooney in makeup and false "buckteeth" inserts speaking in broken english. I laughed my ass off at the audacity of such casting. |
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Caoba, Regarding your assesment of LBFM being racist and that it is freely spoken onthe web. First of all it isn't a racist remark (in my opinion) and the main issue here is YES this IS the internet AND a discussion forum....BY definition it is a a place to FREELY express ones views no matter what they are...so if you don't like seing this then don't come to site like this. |
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Also on the issue of racisim....I think I'm going to start a Fund similar to the United Negro College Fund and I'm going to call it The Poor Caucasian College Fund. Also I'm going to start a Beauty Pageant called the Miss White America Pageant. As well as WET instead of BET....the White entertainment Network as apposed to the Black Entertainment Network....
The point I'm making for all you idiots and halfwits that can't figure it out is: there's tons of racist material we don't mention.... Just don't HATE someone becasue of their race... recognise the differences and like it or not, let it be....Just don't hate people for their race! Actually LBFM is an affectionate term.... I happen to love them!
Clear as mud? |
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OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tourman i dont-dare start my rap on racism i would get thrown off the board for sure.How about the buck tooth boot licker on air force one (BUSH,S airplane). |
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Caoba; you name yourself after a hardwood. Headshot should be able to recognize the name. Well, captkirk is right about the LBFM term origins.
The term "LBFM" was coined several decades ago when Western soldiers were posted to SEA to serve in the Vietnam War. There, they discovered the joys of LBFM's. Having come from a country where women were neither little nor accommodating and young, soldiers and sailors very quickly experienced the joy of being with an Asian women of that part of the region during the soldier R&R and the term LBFM was born. The term was mostly used for Filipinas, Thais, Vietnamese, Indonesians and Cambodian women.
I heard of an interesting story from an old salt who told me that the accessibility of LBFM sex also played an indirect role in extending the Vietnam War. Members of the press, the military brass and Embassy personnel wrote their reports to make the war winnable and that it will come to an unforeseeable end in the future. Why? They were in no hurry to trade in the LBFM's in Asia for the OOSM's - Oversized Overbearing Spending Machines, they had left back home and to return to them once their tour of duty cam to an end.
The term can be derogatory depending in the way you use it in a sentence but, if you have spend sometime around people who travel to SEA or to that extend hear the words of the members of the board express themselves towards the girls; you will notice that the term is mostly use as a sort of a term of Affection. We all have a soft spot for the LBFM's. We have come to appreciate them, love them, care for them and admire them. That's why some of us make our yearly, bi-annualy or quarterly trip to SEA: To enjoy the joys of being with a LBFM in and out of the bedroom.
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 2:37 pm: |
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Caoba is mahogany. In Puerto Rico, there is a mahogany that's so hard it's difficult to work with power tools. They use it on the keels of their small fishing boats (yolos) because you can run the keel up on the rocks without hurting the boat. A yolo was what we used for lobster diving because we could launch it from Crash Boat Beach.
I'm not sure if your old salt's story is true, but it's a great story. I lean more toward the idea that the people running the war were total idiots who had no idea how to win a war, let alone that one. The Marines in I Corps and the Special Ops guys in Laos were the only ones to get it right. Win over the people by living with them and keep the enemy out of the populated areas.
Unfortunately, the powers in charge wouldn't let the Marines and Special Ops run the war that way because it didn't involve statistics (and they couldn’t fathom a victory you couldn’t count). For the loss of Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, we have the HMFIC's to thank (the Head Mother Fuckers In Charge). I wish Mac the Knife (the main HMFIC) had come to Laos while I was operating. Then again, by then we had already lost public support in the US. Sounds very similar to how the administration has run the War on Terror. The difference is that we won’t be able to live with losing this one because it will come back to our shores. |
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Registered: 12-2002
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 6:41 am: |
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Mahogany is the English name. The other type of Mahogany you are refering to is Iron Wood. That wood is very tought to cut.
That old salt is a very serious monger so I guess he moldd his version around the LBFM's. He lives in Tampa now. I saw him about three weeks ago. He always bring that version up. I ask him when was the last time he had his pills and got mad.
I have heard a lot about the guys operating in Laos. Getting things done is what it should have been. Government administrations don't give a hoot about how succesful you are by losing very few and gaining ground in combat. It seems that since Vietnam the negative statistics drive the political wheels in Power. Using those numbers to bring fear to the rest of the Population. The good that has been done has gone unnoticed.
I think HST started that shit when he stop McArthur at the Yalu river during the Korean War. All that success went down the drain. He should had listen to Mac. Attack when you are ahead. Now we have the longest ceasefire in History with North Korea.
McArthur lost less lives during his drive in the Pacific than any other commander in both fronts - European and Pacific. Somehow it goes unnotice. Ike was his aide the camp and rose up the ranks very fast. Ike never saw a shot fire in anger but had a rabbi up in the chain of command - Marshall. How many lives under his commnd he lost?
Since HST only one President had the guts to not care much about statistics: Reagan. He gave a mission and the missions ware carry out successfully. You can't run a War from the White House. Johnson saw all the blunders of it and is the biggest example. You can only give guidance to your commanders in the field and let them carry out their duties and make those decisions that need to be made in the field.
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