Brazil has a lot to offer in the way of both fun travel and sex tourism. You will find the food absolutely delicious (the all you can eat BBQ's alone make it worth a visit), the scenery breathtaking, the beaches clean and well populated with scenery (women in g string bikinis), and the nightlife non stop. The native language is Portuguese. Few of the women you will meet speak much in the way of English, so being familiar with a few phrases ("what's your name?", "How much do you charge?") will come in handy. While the country has a reputation of being somewhat dangerous in terms of crime, if you avoid walking the streets and take taxis after dark, you should be quite safe.
You will find the Brazilian women hot and passionate when it comes to sex. They are uninhibited and the word "shy" does not exist for them. The women tend to be quite voluptuous and heavy set (i.e., big breasts, larger thighs). You will find both blondes and brunettes, brown eyed and blue/green eyed women, all of whom will give you sexually the ride of your life. The women tend to be aggressive in bed and love to moan and scream out in wild passion. Many of the women are into oral sex.
Expect to have the time of your life, meaning you will be both eating some of the best food and pussy of your life. You certainly can get laid every single night of your stay and it is easy to find a Brazilian babe to hook up with for the duration of your trip. While most women you'll be meeting are ladies of the night, you'll find even them still very warm, passionate and personal. If any place on this planet has comes close to combining sex with excellent cuisine and spectacular beaches and scenery, this is the place to be.
Sex in Brazil is not cheap. The price can vary from $50 with a girl on the street up to $250 or more with a luscious women out of the high class strip joints.
It is illegal to operate an hotel or a house for prostitution purposes, to live off a prostitute's earnings or to exploit a child for the purposes of prostitution.
Prostitutes are tolerated. Transvestites are generally arrested for offending public morals. Male prostitution is either subsumed under female or categorized as homosexuality.
From June through August, the winter, temperatures hover between a comfortable 20°C by day and 16° C by night. The summer months of December through March heat up significantly, ranging from 25° to 45°C. The most rain occurs also during these months.
New Year's Day Jan. 1
Epiphany Jan. 6
Carnival 2/28/03 - 3/5/03
Tiradentes Day Apr. 21
Labor Day May 1
Corpus Christi May 27
Independence Day Sept. 7
Our Lady of Aparecida Day Oct. 12
All Souls' Day Nov. 2
Declaration of the Republic Day Nov. 15
Christmas Dec. 25
Best hoildays to visit are
Worst holidays to visit are
Most people spend this holiday with family and many businesses are closed
New Years Eve
over 2,000,000 people on the beaches.
Oct. or Nov
Before or after Carnaval is cheaper. Figure prices will be three times more during Carnaval for hotels, food and girls.
Good hotels in Rio are usually full December though February. Therefore, if you are planning to travel during this time you may want to make reservation in advance.
Aeroflot, Aeorlineas Argentinas, Aeroperu, Air France, ALITALIA, American, Avianca, British Airways, Delta, Iberia, KLM, Lan Chile, LAB, Lufthansa, SAA, Swissair, TAM, TAP, Transbrasil, UNITED, VARIG, Rio Sul, Vasp, Continental, and Spanair.
Do not take VASP Airlines, they are a rip off company.
Arriving in Rio
Your plane will land at the International Airport, on the Governor's Island (Ilha do Governador). You are about 20-25 minutes away from your South Side hotel, if traffic is good. Now that you have your transfer and your luggage, it is time to make it through Customs. Customs officers usually give foreign visitors a break. They prefer to prey upon Brazilian travelers, who love to bring back home loads of luggage. There is a green light red light system, but everybody knows someone picks out who gets the red light. Customs officers obviously have all legal rights to search your luggage. You will gain more by cooperating, than by acting insulted. If you are picked out by a Customs officer by any chance, keep cool. Be helpful, friendly and firm. Your luggage is going to go through an X-ray, and possibly sniffing dogs. Do not bring anything illegal, or you may be caught. If you stopped at Bolivia, or other Andean country where people chew coca leaves, get rid of them, too. Before taking your pet on board, make sure you have updated information on what licenses and certificates you need. You don't want to leave your best friend on quarantine, right? And since we are talking animals, don't even think about taking back home that cute parrot or toucan you saw for sale. The trade of wild Brazilian animals is highly illegal, and you may even end up in jail. Don't count on our sympathy either. Our wildlife belongs in our forests!
Shops and most offices are open Monday through Friday from 9 am. to 6 p.m. and from 9 am to 1pm on Saturday. Banks are open on Monday through Friday from 10am to 4:00pm. Most shopping centers and malls remain open until 10pm. Many pharmacies and small stores are also open on Sunday.
|What to Bring
The first thing to keep in mind while packing, is that Cariocas dress casual and light. The second is that if you forget anything, you will find something similar at local stores. Now let's see what makes sense and what doesn't. Bring your favorite pair of sneakers. You will be walking around a lot, and you need very comfortable walking shoes. A pair of casual shoes will do for the evening. You will need dress shoes only if you are coming on business, or planning to go to the more sophisticated nightclubs. If you forget the beach sandals, buy a pair of Havaianas at local shops. Comfortable clothes are a question of survival. Choose natural fabrics that breathe like cotton, and linen. Bermudas or cargo shorts with lots of pockets are great for the day. The latest trend are the longer ones, especially for men. In addition to the mandatory pair of jeans, bring casual pants like chinos or khakis for the evening. You don't need anyone to tell you that you will need plenty of T-shirts. You may add a couple of tank tops as well, though they are not allowed at some restaurants. If you plan to go clubbing, this is basically all you need. Otherwise bring something dressier for the evening, like a Polo shirt, or a button-down. Remember again you may sweat, so pack something suitable (some colors are better than others). Bring a nice sweater if you are coming during the colder months. Bring a sweat suit even if you are coming in the summer, as you may want to sleep in it when you turn the air-conditioner full blast at night. A favorite casual jacket is a good addition, if you are coming in the winter or fall. A light rain jacket is always a good addition, as it does rain in Rio.
110 V and 60 Hz is how electricity goes here. Few hotels have dual voltage in the bathroom. Make sure your electric razor, toothbrush, and hair drier are suitable to our standards, or they will only take up precious space in your luggage. You may also need an adapter plug. The outlets will take round or flat plugs, but not the one where one is wider than the other. Computer outlets are standard around the world, but modem connections are only found at the most expensive hotels.
A passport is required to enter the country. Brazil has a "reciprocal visa policy," which means that it requires visas of citizens from countries that require visas of Brazilians. Americans, Canadians, Australians, and New Zealand citizens all need visas (UK citizens do not) which can be obtained by applying at Brazilian embassies and consulates. Visas are valid up to 90 days before your arrival, then another 90 once you have arrived. If your visa expires while you are there, you can renew it for another 90 days.
Brazil may require all visitors to be vaccinated for yellow fever. Check with the Brazilian Embassy when you get you visa. Also, check with the Center of Disease Control for further information.
Some things that customs frowns upon when entering the country would be any electronics. If you bring them take them out of the box and say it's for your personal usage.
Example: A friend brought down a new laptop for someone in Rio one time and he took it out of the box and put the folded box and papers into another suitcase. Prescription drugs should always be in the bottle they came in, with your name and your DR.'s name in plane view
Credit cards are now accepted all over Brazil. Visa is the best card to carry for cash advances.
Traveler's Cheques: Changing cash and travelers' checks is simple there are cambios in all but the tiniest towns. Unfortunately, it has become harder to exchange cash since the devaluation. It's worth having enough cash to tide you over the weekend, when finding a change bureau, even in big cities, can be difficult. When buying cash, ask for lots of small bills as change is often unavailable for small transactions.
Most services get tipped a mandatory 10%, often included in the bill. If a waiter is friendly and helpful, you may like to give more. Because of the massive amount of unemployment in Brazil, services that may seem superfluous are customarily tipped. Parking assistants are the most notable as they receive no wages, but petrol station attendants, shoe shiners and barbers are also frequently tipped. Taxi drivers are an exception: most people round the price up, but a tip is not expected.
How much money to bring will be entirely up to you and the budget you are on. Here is an idea of what things can cost, depending on your tastes. We recommend you to stay in the moderate range due to cleanliness and security. If you stay in the 40-60 dollar range, you'll be fine, unless you've got money spend. Hotels are good for short stays like a week or less. Another choice of accommodations is renting an apartment along Copacabana Beach, overlooking the ocean. There are many to chose from in slow season.
Budget room: US$5-20. Moderate hotel: US$20-70. Top end hotel: US$70+
Food: Budget meal: under US$10. Moderate restaurant meal: US$10-20. Top end restaurant meal: US$20+.
Depending on the quality of the girl, looks, age, etc. you will be spending anywhere from $50 to 250 or more. The average cost is about $100 for a good looking girl and lots of sex for short time.
Estimated cost per day: $200-250 to have a great time.
Waiters: There is always a 10% tip added to the bills, so tip another 10% if you feel the service was exceptional.
Taxi drivers: Round up to the nearest whole real. Example: If the fare is 3.45 real, I give 4real
Maids: If you leave a 5 real note on the pillow the first night, that should be enough for a 1 week stay in the Hotel. If you are staying in an apartment tip the porteiro (door man) maybe 20 real and you should have no problems. This can be the most important tip of your stay. If you are in your apartment with a young lady and the young lady you had last night shows up, the doorman will be more likely to say that you are not at home.
Right at the baggage claim area there are two taxi stands, and you can prepay your ride to town. From the airport to Ipanema or Copacabana they charge the flat rate, around $35. These taxis are comfortable, air conditioned, and they always know the fastest way to reach their destination. It would be a good to have reservations made before you come to Rio. This way, you can just give the taxi driver the name of the hotel and he will take you there immediately. Check out the hotel lists we have below to make your plans.
Rio has a strong public transportation composed mainly of subways, buses and cabs. In addition, there are many rental car companies established in Rio. For someone visiting Rio for the first time, we do not recommend taking a bus. This is due to the fact that many people including locals are mugged on the Bus.
We do not recommend renting a car either. Driving in Rio is very difficult for someone that had not been there before. It is not only a matter of knowing how to get around but the fact that the Cariocas drive like maniacs. The worse thing that can happen is getting involved in an accident in Rio with a rental car.
We do recommend taking a cab. In fact, many cab drivers speak English. Anytime before you take a cab ask how much it is going to cost to go from place A to place B. Even if you do not know how much it would actually cost. That makes them believe that you have an idea of cab prices. In addition, always memorize the license plate of the cab before you take it just in case. Another thing that is safe and economical is making a deal with the cab driver to take you wherever you want to go at any time. Hence, rent the cab and the driver. It is cheaper and less troublesome than renting a car. It is best if the driver is recommended by someone from the hotel.
The first thing to know in choosing a hotel is knowing where you want to stay in Brazil. We suggest you stay in Rio De Janeiro around the Copacabana and Ipanema Beach Areas for the most fun and excitement.
Apartments: If youre going with a big group and you plan to spend more than two weeks in Rio, it is more economical to rent an apartment for a month. Copacabana, Leblon and Ipanema areas offer a lot of seasonal rentals. A two bedroom apartment (actually most of the two bedroom apartments also have an extra bedroom for the maid) with kitchen and two bathrooms could cost between US$ 50 to US$ 80 a day. If you plan to rent for less than a week, it can cost you around US $50 a day. It will depend on the season. The closer to the Carnaval you travel, the more expensive things get. Although Copacabana, Leblon and Ipanema are more expensive due to their proximity to the beach, I think it is the best area to stay. There are many agencies that you can contact to find out more information. But before you rent, make sure you will be able to get your money back in case you dont like the apartment.
Aparthotel: There is also the possibility to rent a full service aparthotel (residential hotels). Aparthotel is very popular in Rio due to the space (more space than the average hotel) and the services (they provide full service). Prices also vary substantially depending on the season and the location (as closer to the beach the hotel or apartment is, the more expensive the rent will be). The aparthotel rooms come with living room, bedroom, bathroom and kitchen. Most of them have also swimming pool. The prices start around US$ 50 a night.
Location is everything in this town, meaning you want to be situated where you are walking distance from the best nightlife, shops, beach, and restaurants. We suggest you find an apartment to rent as close as possible to the most popular disco in town, Help Disco avenue Atlantica, along the beach. This is probably the safest area and is pretty much walking distance from all your favorite shops & restaurants, as well the beautiful beach.
Praia Lido Hotel
It is located about 5 blocks from Help Disco, walking distance from good restaurants, and a couple blocks away from the beach. We highly recommend the Praia Lido. High Season will cost about $83 per night but if you go in low season, you may be able to bargain them down to $50-60 per night. Note that you are permitted to bring girls to your room only one at a time. They would not let us bring more than one girl in at a time.
Rio Roiss Hotel
The Rio Roiss has only a few rooms with partial ocean views (it's a block off the beach, behind the Othon Palace Hotel), but the rooms are larger and the breakfast is better. Both allow "guests" but there is a surcharge for your female guest, about $12-18 per night.
All feijoada must be accompanied by a Brazilian traditional drink called Caipirinha. Caipirinha is a very tasty and strong Brazilian drink. It made out of cachaca (sugar cane alcohol), sugar, limes and ice. For people that like red meat, there is nothing like Rios Churrascaria (barbecue house) rodizio. You sit at your table and then everything starts. Waiter keep coming to your table with meats such as filet mignon, alcatra, etc. They will only stop when you say I think I got enough. It cost about US $20 per person. It is a must.
a good meal in Rio range from reasonable to outrageous. You may easily
spend over $100 on some pretentious restaurant if you order a couple of
extra drinks, imported beer, and so on. Play it smart and check the menus
outside before you go in. If the restaurant you go to does not have some
window displaying the price list, go do your eating elsewhere or get ready
for a big Surprise. Also be suspicious of waiters that insist on serving
you some fruit cocktail or schnapps especially at steakhouses. They are
not complimentary! Always ask if the food they are bringing to the table
is free or costs money. Don't assume that the bread you keep ordering
is included in the price of the meal, or extra butter, or more soda, or
coffee, etc. This is not the U.S.
It's suggested you drink only Bottled water. Most water in Restaurants is bottled water.
Although Brazil is surrounded by Spanish-speaking countries, the language here is Portuguese. Your Spanish will help a lot, though. Most Cariocas understand it, if spoken slowly. Anyone dealing directly with tourists will understand, and try hard to speak English. French and Italian are the other two languages that are likely to be at least understood.
Most of the Cariocas are very laid back people. The reason of life for the Cariocas is to have fun. Cariocas enjoy the Rio life style (party and go to bed late). Due to their laid back life style, a new visitor might wonder whether the Cariocas have time to work. Rio is a very informal city; dress is light showing of a lot of skin. Cariocas are known for being late for the appointments. For instance, if you are invited for a party and the invitation says that the party starts at 20:00 hours, people will only start to arrive at about 22:00 hours. You might be waiting by yourself for about two hours. Hence, do not try to be punctual in Rio. Cariocas in general are very receptive to meet new people. One thing that bothers me is that they will ask you any question they feel like they want to ask. So, keep in mind that is the way it is. Another thing to bear in mind is that Cariocas (Brazilian's in general) consider body contact a fundamental part of the conversation. For instance, if someone introduces you to a Carioca, and you are a woman, be prepared to be kissed on each side of your cheeks. It's part of the culture for men to kiss women on both cheeks during introduction. In most case, women also kiss other women. Cariocas like to talk very close to your face looking directly into your eyes. You might try to step back but he/she will continue to try to get closer. Another thing about Cariocas (Brazilian's in general) is that they talk loud. If you go to a restaurant you might wonder if you ended up in a football stadium. Moving the arms and the body is also part of the communication process. Cariocas like to spend time drinking Chopp (beer on draft) in front of the beach. In fact, they might spend the whole night drinking, laughing and talking.
Cross the streets with extreme caution!
No joke, the locales drive like maniacs and they do not stop for pedestrians. From the way they drive, one would get the impression there are rewards out for running over pedestrians. Public bus drivers would appear to be on cocaine, driving as fast as they possibly can, giving the impression if they don't make the light at the next intersection, their life will suddenly end at that moment. Actually, it's your life that will end if you dare to cross the street without looking both ways a dozen times and then one more time - to make sure the next driver zooming around the corner is not aiming directly at you. Watch out! The streets are wild. Cross the road with extreme caution. Do not take public buses. Buses are dangerous even for locals. A friend of mine had his passport and money stolen from his back pack in a bus. What was supposed to be a fun trip, became a nightmare. He spent his trip going to the embassy and the police station. Stay off the buses.
take women that you just met to your hotel room unless you have secured
all your valuables away in a safe place. Some visitors have been known
to be robbed by prostitutes in their hotel room. If a beautiful woman
is overly aggressive in wanting to come back with you to your hotel, watch
out. It might not be a woman. There a lot of transvestites in Rio, especially
after dark along the streets. Pay attention to the voice. If you still
are in doubt, you will have to apply the hand test. Or grab her between
her legs and feel around for Mr. Lucky and the boys.
Taxi Drivers: Always wait in the cab for your change. Cab fare from the airport should be about 25-40 Reals to Copacabana.
Beggars: Never give money to the street people.
Girls: Always negotiate prices in writing with the girls. This way there will be less chance of a misunderstanding later.
Never let the Police get involved. It will always cost you more in the end. Sometimes the sex will be free but you'll have to pay her to leave your room.
There are many clinics and hospitals in Copacabana. It's suggested if you feel ill and it's an emergency do not call an ambulance. Take a taxi, it's quicker
There are many Internet Cafe's in Copacabana it's not hard to find one
Full IDD services are available for the whole country and abroad. Country code: 55. Outgoing international code: 00. Public telephones take telephone cards (cartoes telefônicos) which cost from R$2.5 to R$10. Some older telephones may require metal discs (fichas), which can be obtained from cash desks or newspaper kiosks. International calls from Brazil are expensive: to the UK, the rate is approximately US$3 per minute, to the USA and Canada it is approximately US$2.50 per minute.
Facilities are available in the main post offices of major cities and some 5 star hotels; as this technology is being introduced slowly it is advisable to check that this is available at the end destination. Fax transmissions cost approximately US$12 to the UK and US$10 to the USA and Canada.
The age of consent is 18 years old in Brazil.
Hot Nite Spots
This is the hottest disco in South America. There is a R$13 cover charge for men, R$12 for women. On a Monday night Help can be a savior as normal bars/clubs are either empty or closed. By the way, you can exchange TC's and US dollar here, at a very competitive rate. Help is hopping with available women, seven nights a week. Expect to pay between $125-$180 tip for any of the girls you meet and take back to your hotel. Yes, most of the girls, if not all, are of the working type, if you know what I mean.
When leaving Help for the evening, heed the advice on the signs at the door and do not take one of the cabs waiting out front. They are rip-off artists and will charge you quadruple the actual rate. Walk a block or so in either direction (it's safe if you stay on the sidewalk) and then flag a cab. Note: when you arrive at your hotel with a female guest, they will ask your guest to fill out a card and show identification. This is for your own protection and is pretty standard. I actually find it comforting to know that the hotel will have the girls ID information in the unlikely event there are any problems.
The best and most expensive girls are to be found here before they go to the cafe in front of Help. They're there pretty much from 12 noon till about 10 p.m., although during the day they're more "hanging out" than working but they will entertain offers. Maeia Pataca Ave. Atlantica facing the beach. The tables and chairs are situated outside with big Cinzanno Umbrellas. A Great place to pick yourself up a "nooner" for the afternoon. The way it works is you sit down and order a drink or food. There may be girls sitting at other tables already and as soon as you sit down, you'll have the girls flirting with you from their table. Then other girls will be walking by along the sidewalk and if you smile or stare at them they will sit down next to you. These girls are hookers and this is the way they make a living. By the way, when the working girls come off the beach, they tend to cross over at Maeia Pataca, a fun sight to behold all afternoon long. The food there is average at best, but with all the women there, who cares?
The words "terma" or "Therma" is a Brazilian term and is used to describe a place that is a combination spa/health club/massage center/ bar/brothel. There are dozens of termas in Rio, and they are to be found in all major cities in Brazil. Here's How it Works, the system at the termas is pretty standard, there is an entrance fee to use the facility. Additionally you will pay for any drinks, the girl, and the room. There are three room choices (standard cabina, deluxe, and suite). In the standard cabina you can spend 40 minutes with the girl; in the other rooms it's an hour. If you go for an hour in the deluxe room your total bill, with a few drinks could be around $175. It is perfectly acceptable to talk with a number of women before settling on one. Once you find a good candidate, take a seat with her and get friendly. She'll soon likely have her tongue down your throat and her hand on your cock. Take your time, and don't rush back to the rooms...the Brazilian women are great at foreplay and love to get close. When you do decide it's time to get to know her even better, let her know and she'll arrange the rest. Like I said, they tend to be great at their work. You can expect oral and standard sex. The oral sex may or may not be bareback. More and more the girls propose using a condom for oral sex, although not all do. Condoms are always used for standard sex. After your time is up you can shower and leave, or shower and head back to the bar and have more fun. If the place isn't crowded, the girl you've been with will often be content to just sit with you and play around. It's a great way to spend an evening. You'll pay your tab when you leave.
4 X 4: RUA BUENOS AIRES, 44 CENTRO 283-1009/253-1009 .
65: RUA DO ROSIRIO, 65 CENTRO 203-1338.
Some of the girls will allow you to take pictures of them while others will not. The girls are well aware of the Internet and are afraid their pictures will wind up all over the world. The ones that will allow you to take pictures of them, will be hams and will want you to take tons of pictures of them to show their friends and give the pictures to would be clients later on.
competes with Corcovado for the position of Rio's most famous postcard. Sugarloaf (Pão de Açúcar) is the name of a hill 369 meters high (about 1,100 feet). It stands around scenic Guanabara Bay, and is connected by cable car to another hill named Morro da Urca with 220 meters (about 650 feet). This is also where they filmed the James Bond Movie, "Moonraker". The cable ride takes two stages (3 minutes each), and it is definitely worthwhile. From the top you have a wonderful view of Rio, including historical downtown, and even Niterói the city across the bay. Sugarloaf is in a neighborhood known as Urca. You can easily go on your own by taxi - and may even choose to stop at malls Rio Sul and Rio Off Shopping along the way, in Botafogo.
Corcovado & Christ the Redeemer Statue
The lesser-known brother to Sugarloaf might actually be the better bet: at almost twice Sugarloaf's height, one has a view not only of Rio but of Sugarloaf. Here stands the iconic Christ the Redeemer Statue, one of the world's largest at 30 meters.