The 1,700 mile Iron Man Brothel Trip

Iron Man Tour of Nevada

Finally Friday had arrived and our voyage was about to begin. The four of us loaded into our vehicle and began the 1700 mile tour of almost every Brothel in Nevada, well at least 30 of them. Most people freak at the idea of 30 houses and 1700 miles in only 2 ½ days but not us. Two of us were well seasoned ranch seekers who had done this at least four times prior to this.

Well off we went across the desert to the half way point of the Vegas freeway drive. We turned north from Baker and headed toward our first stop the Chicken Ranch and Sheri's. The drive wasn't all that bad equipped with radar detector and V6 we made excellent time. Since we had not so good times in the past at Sheri's we figured we would stop there first and get it out of the way.

Sherri's Ranch

To my surprise they had a new madam at Sheri's and she was really sweet and set up a line up. In the past the Madam was really rude, rushed you and did not really care if you ever returned to the ranch. What a lineup, several ladies caught our eyes, so I broke the ice for all and picked this tall big chested short hared blonde in a lime green bikini. Once I got to the room and got a closer look, and heard her spiel on price (minimum $250) which I bet she would have gone lower.

I kindly declined and went back to the bar. I could not believe it but 2 out of the other 3 guys had made deals and were in the rooms going at it. I sat with my other new comer to the Iron Man tour and had a drink. Both of us saw pretty girls but no one who really made an impression to stick with them. After about 45 minutes one of the others came back out with a huge smile on his face. He had partied with the lovely Loni. I had seen her in the lineup but she did not stand out that much at the time. He raved about how pretty she was and what a great body she had. He only paid $140 and after his brief explanation of what he did, I had to give her a try. So I asked the madam to show me the way, and I met Loni face to face.

I have photos  [Loni said it was OK to post it] too guys, I know men are very visual and I think getting a small photo will save us all some money and maybe even promote a girl more because of the great exposure. I had to use a small compact camera so the image is not perfect but a picture is worth a thousand words. I  had Loni wear my sunglasses so she will still keep her identity somewhat safe on the net. Ok here's the scoop 36D 25 33 and all very lean and mean. Long blonde hair and pretty eyes. She is by no ways the intellectual type and her sound effects and outbursts were well taken for the event. She did not haggle or make any big deal out of price. Like the smart business woman she still claimed a great time which I did have but it was limited only by time. Loni would prefer $300 for the hour which she may well be worth. She checked me over and took my $140 dollars and off she went to the cashier while I got undressed. She found me willing and eager when she returned sprawled out on her large bed. She got undressed and my eyes bugged out, this woman has a body,

[Chisel: after seeing the photo, I had to agree!]

Definitely a beach woman, the type you'd see in say Newport or Laguna. She was all smiles and right down to business, as she wet her lips and wrapped them around my Johnson. Very good technique and speed in the oral skills, held it nicely and had just the right pressure. I won't say it was the best but a 7 on the 10 scale. What was nice is this woman would talk dirty, she talked to my Johnson as she worked it and made some eager moans and groans to boot.

Next she lubed him up and climbed on top, pretty tight and oh god the view, those D size boobs hanging in my face. They seemed very real to me, or at least it was a great job, they were very soft and hanged just right. Again the dirty talk and the sound effects, guys, woman need to use all the senses, touch, smell and sound. I let my hands explore and she never once stopped me from touching. We switched to missionary and she really got into it, taking me all the way in with her legs high over my shoulders. I let myself go and drove it home and climaxed.

Well it may have been better had I paid her $200 and stayed a bit longer but I was happy. I did feel that she was very much acting the part and kinda the people pleasing type. She seemed to agree to everything and was in another world in one sense. I give her body a 9 her personality a 7, the technique over all was a 6.

I later found as I came back out to the bar that the other gent who was in a room found a beauty who never brought up time and was very real as far as passion. That was Mr. Dover and maybe his report will appear and you'll get the low down.

Chicken Ranch

Ok off to the Chicken ranch, I must say that the lineup was larger and even more appealing here then at Sheri's. There was no madam rather a Brothel Meister, this new guy from Austria who was rather nice and accommodating, who also was our bartender. Well all of us had gone at Sheri's except the fourth member who quickly scooped up Sierra out of the lineup. I might add I would have also, had I not done Loni. This half Indian and French beauty in her American flag bikini really stood out. Well to our surprise our friend had such a great one hour time, he added another hour on top of that.

Chisel's experience with Sierra

Chicken Ranch's lineup was always impressive. All twelve girls or so were very good looking. It only took Chisel two seconds to decide to party with Sierra.

Sierra's room was decorated very comfortably. Sierra is about 5'8" and has a 32D chest (believe me, a 32D is much more impressive than a 36D). Sierra is very pretty, and her most important asset is her personality. Armed with the information from his friends that lovely Loni would take $140. Chisel mentioned that he would like to spend $300 for a massage and half and half for about an hour. Sierra said that time was not a problem, but usually she could only cut her $800 asking price in half. Chisel knew that if he insisted he could cut it to $300. But it was Friday night and Chisel liked what he saw, so he accepted the deal.

At this point Chisel had once again confirmed that most Nevada girls would accept a $100 to $150 party. For the more beautiful ones, there is still no reason that you have to spend more than $300 or $400. In terms of personality, Sierra was the best that Chisel has ever sampled. Chisel told her a lot about himself, and in return Sierra told him a lot about her life. Like the barter trade she once did and the guy that she fell for, also the flower shop that she was saving money for. If in the unlikely event that Chisel will visit Nevada ever again, he would book a penthouse and enjoy more of Sierra. We talked for more than an hour before Chisel remembered that something was still not being done.

After a nice blow job Sierra put a condom on him with her mouth. Sierra is one of those rare girls who enjoys being on top. Chisel has seen a lot of women before, but he never experienced a girl who could so firmly embed his shaft inside her pussy. It was a feeling that you have to physically experience before you can understand it. By this alone Sierra was worth a bit more than the average girl. They also tried doggy style where Chisel felt the tightest pussy in his life and when he penetrated her missionary style. It felt so good and soon he exploded his load. Obviously Sierra enjoyed the sex, but did not cum. She said that while she gets so many stimulations every day it's difficult not to get off once in a while. She had already cum hours ago, it wasn't  easy for him to score that honor. Well, you can't always win, may be next time.

Sierra used a wet towel to clean him up. Then they carried on with sharing. Causally Sierra mentioned about an internet guy named Bashful, who really liked her and wrote a good report on her. Chisel asked whether she would like to marry the guy. She answered exactly liked Chisel expected and it's better kept a secret between Sierra and Chisel. At the end of the party, Sierra told Chisel he was one of the most unusual clients she has met in a brothel, and probably she's right.

[Bob below]

We killed our time at the pool table and chatting with the lovely Stella, who I had done before months back. She did not really remember me but she was still as sweet and sexy as the last time. She's not the youngest, prettiest face of the crowd but she is the most sincere, sensual, great body, wonderful smile, lady at the Chicken ranch. One of the other guys did go to the room with this new blonde, who he declined to do because of a major attitude. I don't know how a lady can be that way and make any money in this business even with excellent looks, guys seem to know that if they are that way just talking in the room, imagine in bed. Well if any of you come across Stella, you won't be disappointed, very experienced yet not the seasoned pro that rushes you through, you know I kicked myself for doing Loni instead of her that's how sexy she is. We should all wish if we had wives at that age that looked that good. Stella, you age well and boy can you have sex, I recall a 8 body, 10 personality and 9 technique.

On the road to Ely

Ok well after the Sierra 2 hour fantastic party we were off to the next stops We opted to skip Madam Butterflies, I had been there several times, twice had bad parties and usually found women who wanted $800 for a head job. We were going to stop but the unexpected 2 hour Sierra stop made us change plans. I'm not sure why Madam Butterfly's woman are that way, they are in the boonies and seems no one is ever there, the women always seem to change so how do they stay in business?

Well next stop was the Cherry Patch along the 95, this place does not really stand out, usually has five girls working. Well we saw the lineup and seems always the same girls and none of them to our liking. So off we go again. Flying up the 95 we came across a Sheriff sobriety check point, lucky we had our detector and were fore warned. Highway Patrol is always using radar to catch speeders along this desolate strip of highway.

Next stop was Angels, a house about 200 feet away from the highway, you'll see a huge sparkling sign and A downed aircraft at the 95 north of Beatty. Angel is a sweetheart and she's serious about business, we've hit the place before when it went under the name Fran's and it was always the worst stop of the trip. Older and overweight women even some that were down right rude because we walked. Well enough of the old, the new Angels is clean and now has some workable girls. Our oldest of the group was quick to pick out Star, this fine young colored girl who had gone under the name Data at the Cottontail months earlier. Also Lori of the Cottontail was there and a few new girls never seen before. We sat and chatted while Neal indulged in Star for what I heard $100 and he had the best of times, from what I ask conquests. We stopped in Tonopah for some grub, the Sierra man bought us all dinner in an effort to make up for his 2 hour party with Sierra where we had to sit and wait. Well we forgave him and now we all wanted to do Sierra next time. WE stopped by the house that used to be out of Tonopah, which is now only a bar, the owner is trying to get her license to open the ranch again but no luck yet. This was now the longest strip of road to travel with nothing to do until Ely. Only the occasional cow and cabin to see as the moonlight exposed the desert hills and old west mountain ranges. Seemed like forever when we finally pulled into Ely, almost 4am and one of the guys was ready for bed. We dropped him off at the Hotel before we dropped by the 3 ranches to take a look see. Well just incase you guys try to check them out, they close at 4am and don't open till 11am again. Seems that they are not 24 hour on this neck of the woods. Well we needed the sleep anyhow and hit the sack soon there after. The next morning came quick but he management at the old west Hotel downtown allows a late checkout for no extra funds.

Mel in Ely

So we slept till 12 noon. Had  a great breakfast lunch type of meal and drove the two blocks to the ranches. Well these places are more like bars, with back rooms, usually 1 to 5 girls working but we have never seen more then 3 at one place at a time. The Starlight [Chisel: or should it be Star Dust?] is our favorite, the lovely beauty Melody is a regular who is worth the drive. All of us with the exception of myself had our way with her, I had done her several times already this month so I allowed the others the chance. The green lantern was slow with one girl and the big 4 was still closed, last time there were 4 girls there, its better to hit these places in the evening. Well let me tell you about Mel, she's petite, around 5'4" 100 pounds 35 23 35 and as sweet as can be. This woman can give head, very talented, she can even handle the bigger guys. She talks dirty too, and has a very tight body.

No pictures for now, after 3 guys in a row she wanted an hour to get ready for the shot and we did not have the time to wait. By the way the houses in Ely operate this way $60 for about 15 minutes, $80 for 20 minutes and $100 for 30 minutes, usually the $100 does the trick. Mel would be worth a longer party if ya like, there is no negotiating of price guys, but at those rates why bother. Its fair and the women are great. I've seen several other ladies there who are worth a try too.

The clear blue sky above, fresh air and wide open road we gassed up and made our way up to Wells. The next stop was the closest place for you Utah men, at a small city next to a huge railroad stop. Donna's and the big H are next to each other and cater mainly to the truckers.

The lineup was pretty good at Donna's about 7 ladies. There were also about 6 lovely ladies at the H. Our new comer was quick to snap up the lovely Cherry Rose, who I'm sure you will read his report. She was a bit older but still in good shape and from what I hear she gave a marvelous time.

[Chisel's experience with Cherry Rose]

After the gang of four entered the Hacienda Ranch, there was a line up of about five girls. Only a blonde caught Chisel's eye. By this time Chisel had enough experience to guess that this girl may have an attitude problem. He was hungry so he choose to do nothing. The young guy picked the blonde and they went to her room. Right after the line up, a nice looking girl approached us. She told us that she had to do the CB radio broadcast and asked us to make ourselves at home and enjoy the free soup on the table. Her name was Cherry Rose. I remembered her name had been mentioned on the internet. She was about the same age as Honey of Mustang Ranch who now works in the Carson City area, but she looks even younger. Chisel also noticed that her skin was very white and smooth.

While waiting for the young guy to come out, Chisel had two cups of free soup. It tasted so good while he recovered energy. The young guy came out very soon, complaining to his friends that she wanted $300 for just a hand job (BTW, Katherine Leigh was asked for the same!) and had a attitude problem. Chisel had the gut feeling that he would have a good time with Cherry Rose, so he asked for her and went to her room.

While Cherry Rose lead Chisel to her room, she gave him a tour of the house to show him that every traveler (not only truckers) can get a free shower here. Chisel really liked Cherry Rose and the house. It made him really feel like his business was appreciated. Free soup and free shower, no matter whether you do business with them or not, that was very good business.

Negotiation was a breeze. $60 for 20 minutes and $100 for half an hour. Chisel really liked Cherry Rose and chose the latter. Rose used a bowl to wash his private parts and it felt really good. After Rose undressed, Chisel was not at all disappointed. Her skin was so fair and smooth, just like an 18 year old. And her 36C breast was a real turn on. First she gave Chisel a taste of her nipples which felt real great. The blow job that followed was the best that Chisel had ever received. How good was it? No girl has ever made Chisel cum by blow job alone. But Cherry Rose could almost accomplish that, only because Chisel stopped her.

Then she even offered him titty fucking without even asking. Chisel never really liked titty fucking. But why not? It was offered free! The sex began with her on top. Then it switched to doggie style and finished in missionary. Her pussy was very tight but wet without KY. Her moaning was not faked at all. In Chisel's mind, she was one girl that no one should miss and she was really hot! At that price, she was a steal and a rare gem in the desert.

Before Chisel left, he asked her politely whether it was rude to ask for her age. Her answer confirmed that Chisel's guess was right. She was about the same age as Honey of Mustang Ranch. Chisel told her that she looked at most 25. She was so happy and asked Chisel whether he was sincere about what he just said. Chisel never makes up things in order to please anyone. He makes mistakes, but he does not like lying. Chisel told her that it was his honest opinion. Cherry Rose was very happy and told him her secret to looking young. Which made this party even more special to him.

[Here comes Bob again]

A lot of small houses

You might think we should be doing a lady at each place, but its not about quantity its about one catching your eye and you being ready for it. Now on the 80 we would be hitting a ranch at least every hour, so off we went. Elko was only 50 miles away and as it began to get dark we pulled in. This is one of the larger cities so we had dinner while in town. There are normally 5 places here one was closed for some reason. No one wanted to comment why so we assumed that they would reopen on our next trip as they had in the past when they got past the issues. There were several cuties, one was CC who has been seen at the OBR, MR2 and SB1, she seems to move around a lot was even across the street just a month before. She's a busty brunette with a pierced belly and tongue, nice boob job and butt. I had partied with her twice before. Not the best personality and tends to speed though it, yet she is very sexy and a good lay. She was busy so none of us go the pleasure this trip. Neal did find a woman and banged away once more, he did have a good time and I'm sure he will share his venture in a report fairly soon. We made it a quick stop and checked each house for a possible cutie but only one of us got lucky. Well the night was young and we had plenty of places still to go.

Sharon's near Carin sits all alone a couple hundred yards off the highway. The ladies are very friendly and interested in making a deal. I recall this tall blonde with short hair and a sweet smile. She offered me a deal of one hour for only $150 and I bet that was not firm. You know, I hear a lot of people upset about price, but most of the time the woman make the prices not the men. We all work hard for our money and I still think that even half going to a girl let say $75 for and hour is very fair. WE are talking about sex you know, the first thing I look for is a woman who feels this is work, if it is then she's in the wrong business. Take Brandy at the SB $100 for about 30 minutes and you know this woman loves sex. You can feel it, in her smile and technique, I hate to bring up Tamara cause she is so loved by so many but she really struck me as this is labor and money was more an issue. Well if it works for you then have at her. You know looks is another thing, the best looking girl is rarely the best in bed, usually with the best looks comes the biggest ego and oh god what a turn off. This is where Stella at the Chicken ranch rules, great personality and a fine body too. Well none of us partied at Sharon's, we did the tour and passed up on the blonde, looking back I should have done her, but on an Iron Man run you have to go with gut instinct and pounce when it hits you.

Next stop Battle Mountain, the Calico Club, this place is a hole in the wall, small and hidden a bit off the beaten path. Never seems to be a woman for my taste there yet I always seem to hear that they get a new one worth seeing so we stopped. The one thing about this business is that it changes, it changes a lot, so you have to be open to check places out over and over again. The girls were busy on the CB trying to lure the passing trucker in for some coffee or a shower or better yet a piece of ass.

Winnemucca was next on the list, this place actually has 5 houses in one small area with several ladies. One of the places seems to be going through some changes and has been closed for several months. I have had great times here, had a 38 year old Tess, 36c 24 36 very tan, beautiful green eyes and oh god she could fuck. She loved to suck too, we hit it off really well and actually kissed. Very much the turn on, I don't think you will get the same deal but I spent 3 hours with her for only $120. Well only about half was sex, they came knocking on the door several times and we just kept screwing, I would die if I could find her again, she's a jewel of a find. She's like Mel, exactly what you look for on these trips. The few, the pretty, the talented and the bargains of the ranches. I might add I had some of the best sex ever at a ranch with Tess, just as if it were a real relationship. She had the looks, the touch, soft skin, tight, the body and face, what else could you ask for. Such a sweet woman I have never come across at a ranch, well maybe Stella but Tess she was at the top of my list. The other guys were antsy for the big house in Sparks so we took our positions in the car and made westward. We got to the MR2 around 1am and it was packed, never have seen the parking lot so full of cars.

Reno and Carson City Houses

Even inside there were lots of guys waiting around, so much that we went without a lineup. Well there were a few pretty honeys to be found. One young sweet thing that Ben did so we kept her in mind and took a look at the MR1. Leslie was working and sure enough she had her boob job done, a fine one at that a 38DD. Fantastic one at that, she did look as if the time off had put some weight on her but once in the sack she looked hot. I partied with Leslie and let me tell you this woman can give head, if you're a connoisseur of oral sex then stop by and see her. She can really do a number on you, even if you just went 10 minutes ago. Those huge great feeling knockers to play with while she worked your rod are an added bonus. One drawback is that if you're larger then say 6 inches then Leslie will only ride you and not do any other positions, she's on the tight small side for such a big girl. She carries the size rather well and looks just like Anna Nicole Smith, sexy face and very tight build. She loves to squat which makes up for the one position and she can pump, she has very strong muscular legs and makes short work out of you. Imagine her mounted atop, those juicy breasts dangling before you and her squatting ever so fast and firm. She is also the best at putting on a condom, she applies some lube to your stick first. Slides it on so it fits like a glove and is hard to tell even if you're wearing one. I've done Leslie 3 times before this, even without her implants she was fun and talented. The nice thing is even with her being more popular now built, she still is a bargain at $100 for the basics, she'll take her time for $200 and do all you want with no time limit per say. She's great friends with Kat who I hear is working the SF escort scene now, Kat was also a favorite of mine who no longer is at the MR1.

[12 minute party timed]

While Bob was having fun, Chisel and his friends were sitting on the sofa, watching the girls. There were a lot of cars outside, but inside even on a Saturday night business was not real busy! Suddenly Chisel discovered a very tall and gorgeous girl with a pretty face. She was CJ of Mustang Ranch. As of today, Chisel still thinks that she's the prettiest girl in Nevada!

She was the busiest girl that night. The youngest member of the Iron Man Tour wanted to give her a try, and he asked for Chisel 's advice, because he knew Chisel had partied with her before. Chisel told him that while he thought that she was the prettiest girl, he just had an OK time with her. She was very special to Chisel, because she had given him her photos.

A customer wanted her and they went to her room. Since Chisel was not busy, he timed how long the client spent in her room. From the time CJ banked the money with management I started the stop watch. It only took 14 minutes for the client to walk out with an unhappy look! So the young guy said forget it. How can you enjoy a girl in 14 minutes?

15 minutes later, another client picked her up again. This time it was a even more ridiculous 12 minutes! By this time Bob had come out and we told him the story. Bob said that 12 minutes was not even enough for taking off your clothes, getting some head and getting dressed again!

Suddenly Chisel felt very sad. With the quality that CJ had, a lot of Johns would still party with her and regret it later. There was nothing he could do to stop that from happening. Chisel was not stupid. It did not take him long to realize that just because he could not save everyone from a bad party, it didn't mean that he should not post his observation on the internet, so that others would avoid making the same mistake.

That was one advantage of traveling in a group. Tonight, the young guy had avoided a potentially bad party by Chisel's advice; the next day, Chisel saved money and partied with Danny, with information provided by the young guy. We hope that by sharing information on the Internet, readers could pick the good girls and avoid the bad ones.

Bob again

The old bridge had some very pretty girls this time around, did not see my regular Ivy. Did chat with a long hared brunette who seemed to like to work the crowd. I asked her to the room to talk and she was very friendly. She lost my interest pretty quick when she started talking price, $300 for an hour and NO doggie style, said the house did not allow it. Well I've had it there not too long ago so I don't know what the deal was. No this, no that, and so firm about it all. So I walked, my money was better spent with Leslie. I believe Ecstasy and Unique got two of the boys money, so we should be hearing about those girls soon too.

Well we hit the New Orleans Hotel In Carson which is always very clean and the rates are good, try asking for AAA rate too. That next morning Sunday, we made our way after brunch for the Mound House group. The Sagebrush 1 and 2, Kitties, Kit Kats and The Moon Light Bunny Ranch. I was disappointed for the Rochelle was on vacation, I had heard some good stuff about her. We did get to sample Danny a fairly new girl at MLBR, very nice figure and smile. She gave a great party for $200 about an hour of time. This woman had a great body and was really nice. I'm surprised well maybe not, about 2 months ago she had just started working and I took a tour and she wanted some ungodly amount like $400 for the basics so I walked. I guess she got the point quick when most guys that would gladly part with $200, walked at her $400 price. You know Danny has about the best body in the Carson Area, so if you like long blonde hair, some DD's and a cute ass then go see Danny. Paullina was no longer working there and she is also a great $100 deal so is Kulani who used to work at Kitties. Kulani is a white Hawaiian mix, with a slender yet shapely body, very natural tan. Firm big nipples and she is real easy going and loves repeat customers so she works with you. Ask her to do a strip dance for you, its no extra and worth the time, she usually finishes with applying some hand crème on her tits and then rubbing her breasts on your chest and rod. Great pre-condom act. Gets you ready real quick for her lips and gentle touch.

Well we made another trip back to the MR1, MR2 and OBR before our drive back to LA. Got our rocks off for the last leg of the trip. It was Sunday evening and the guys wanted to get back at a reasonable hour. Its about 6 hours down the 5, we made double time and got home a little after 2am. You know even after 1700 miles and a long night of driving we had a great time. You really get to know people when you spend this much time, and to see all the ranches in such a short period, you get an education too. I recommend you do just a Reno/Carson tour before you attempt an Iron Man tour. There are other ways to see it, take a week, Fly allover or do a couple once a year. You wont get the bonding, the adventure or the selection you get doing it cannonball style, nor the challenge of doing them all in about 50 something hours. It was a rush, a turn on and a blast all wrapped up in one. If your gonna die do this once in your life and live on the edge, besides its really not that much more money then flying to Reno and back, choose from Hundreds rather then less then one hundred. On my previous Iron Man's I've got laid up to 7 times on the whole trip which is definitely a lot. Not only did I have some great sex and an adventure I made some new friends.

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