Marathon Man
Wherein an old man sees how far he can push himself in pursuit of 
Latina penocha in the Zone Norte.
Part 1, Saturday, July 25

The Hunt Begins

I had a late flight into San Diego. It landed at 10 PM, 12PM body clock time. I got my bags, picked up the car and headed for my hotel. After freshening up it was a run for the border.

I parked in what I have come to think of as my usual parking lot on the East side of I-5 and on the west side of the street, the same side as the crossing back into the U. S. I took the familiar walk across the bridge to the Mexican side. I noticed that, as you cross over I-5, you can hear the distinctive sound of the turnstiles into Mexico when you get about half way across. My reaction to that sound has become almost Pavlovian as it tells me I am just minuets from the Zone Norte.

Through the turnstiles and into a cab to the Chicago Club. It is all so familiar even though I have not been here for over three months. The CC is packed so I decide to move on. I did not get anything to eat on the flight so I thought I would catch a bite. My first thought was the place next to CC that had been recommended. I looked and found three places and I couldn't remember which one it was. I decided to try the Monte Carlo next to the Adelita. I ordered two Tostadas Especial and a Coke and looked around. There were several working girls having dinner. One in particular attracted my attention. She had dark hair and when she stood up I noted that she had a great body in a black body suit.

I finished my snack, which was very good - I recommend this place without reservation, and went into AB to see if I could find the girl I saw in the restaurant. The AB was its usual packed Saturday night. Unfortunately I didn't see her so I decided to check out the Manhattan Club, which has recently gotten some good reviews. The club was not too crowded and I took a seat at the bar. I ordered an aqua mineral and noticed that it came out if one of those multi-selector nozzles that you see in most American bars - I could finally get my brandy and soda.

I was sitting next to a very pretty girl with a short shag haircut. Could this be the much written about Scorpio? The girl stripping was not that good looking but there were some lookers around so I decided to stay. The girl I thought was Scorpio left only to reappear a short time later in the shower room. The shower show was certainly worth the price of admission. At the same time they kept having strippers doing two song sets, some of them were not bad. The shower show had ended and the MC announced the peace-de-resistance, Ellisavey. If you are a tit man she wouldn't be for you - A-cup at best. Beyond that she was very good looking, beautiful face, nice slim body, and a very good dancer. She was followed by Scorpio - and I had been correct. I slipped down to a stage side seat so I could give her some $1 tips. She could relay move! After she finished they brought on a magician whose act was not bad. I was hoping that Scorpio would come up to me when she came back out but she was shortstopped. There was also a tall blond who I tried to make eye contact with but it didn't work.

I left the Manhattan Club and headed back to the AB. I made another circuit to see if I could find the girl from the restaurant - or someone ells that took my fancy- but had no luck. I headed to CC where you can always find a lovely companion. CC was much less crowded now, around 2 AM. I saw a girl who I had a good time with in March sitting at the bar with a girlfriend. (As this young lady does not wish to have her name in a post I will simply call her "M".) I went up and put my arm around M. She looked up and seemed very glad to see me. We chatted a bit. I told her that I looked for her when I was down in April and she told me that she had been on vacation. My arm was around her shoulder and her had was running up the back of my thigh and but. She asked me if I was going to take her next-door to the hotel and I said "yes."

We climbed the familiar stairs hand-in-hand. M was being very affectionate. It was like two lovers meeting after some time apart. We had to wait for a couple of minutes for a room and spent the time in each other's arms. In the room we undressed. M was worried that she had gained some weight and asked me what I thought? She looked fine to me. I lay down on the bed and M lay on top of me. We cuddled some and M put the condom on and started to give me a nice, relaxed B.J. After some of this I asked if I could return the favor, which she did not let me do on our first encounter. She seemed fine with this and moved into a 69 position (sorry Phil Tom). She would let me lick her clit and moved it back and forth over my tongue, then lift up so I couldn't get at it, as if it were too much for her, and then let me start again.

We shifted position and M got on top of me riding me in what she called "caliente." She stopped moving and showed me how she could squeeze my dick with her vaginal muscles - WOW! Some more caliente and we moved into missionary. We started to pick up speed as we raced for the finish line. We achieved nirvana - simultaneous orgasm. M did not even realize that I had finished and asked if I wanted to change position she had been that out of it. This was true girlfriend sex.

M took a shower and I cleaned up. M asked me if I would be down on Sunday and I said "maybe" and when she pushed "probably." M asked me the time and I told her it was a quarter to three ("there's no one in the place except you and me" - Frank Senatra). I walked her back to CC and we said our "good-byes" and I headed back to the border with a big grin on my face.

Part 2, Sunday, July 26

Stalking the Wild Penocha

I slept in on Sunday morning. I stopped at the adult bookstore next to Les Girls to pick up some condoms. I got some chocolate ones and some extra thin to try out.

I decided to have dinner at El Torino that night. Once again the cab driver did not know where the restaurant was, but we finally found it. (One tip - if you catch a cab and ask to go to El Torino the driver will try to take you to El Toreto on Revolution. This is not the place you want. Make certain that he takes you to El Torino on 6th about four blocks from Rev.) I looked over the menu and decided that the Cabrea stake was hard to beet. As it was still light out when I finished my dinner, I decided to walk to Rev. to find a cab. From there it was a short ride to the AB.

I took a quick look in the AB, but did not see anything that struck me. I decided to check out the New York and Manhattan Clubs. The New York was pretty dead and none of the girls were attractive. I moved on to the Manhattan. I again garbed a seat at the bar and got a brandy and soda. I saw Scorpio and she recognized me but did not make a move beyond giving me a smile. I hung out and watched the strippers and the other action going on. I was sort of hesitant to approach any of the girls first, given my almost complete lack of Spanish. A couple of girls came up to me asking for a cervasa, but they were of the over-ample Mexican type that I don't go for, so I passed. Next time I hope that I will be able too hook up with a Sire who speaks Spanish and check this out more fully.

I decided it would be an AB night. I got a drink and looked around. I saw a grill that I had noticed the previous night in the back of the club, near the small dance floor. She reminded me of a young Sidney Biddle Barrows (the Mayflower Madam) but she had not seemed friendly on the previous night and seemed the same this time. I noticed a small girl in a long red velvet gown. She had one of those faces that makes me think that she had some Indian ancestry and her dark hair was in bangs. She was standing in the front part of the club by what is now the oval bar. We exchanged some smiles and I asked if I could by her a drink. We found some seats on the back side of the oval bar. She told me her name was Adreanna, although I don't know if she was V 1.0, V2.0, or a new V 3.0. We hit it off and I decided that I didn't want to haggle so I accepted her reasonable offer of $50.

In the hotel we go a room in the "new wing" which seems to be a hotel that fronted on the ally with the HK that they had broken through to. It was still in a state of construction, like the oval bar in the club. We undressed and I was not disappointed with her body, petite and tight. She had me lie on my stomach and gave me a massage. It was not a great massage but not bad, particularly when she was doing my shoulders sitting with her pussy on my back. I opted to use one of my new, extra thin condoms.

She gave me a pretty nice B.J and then climbed abroad. This girl relay liked sex. She seemed pretty wild and into it from the start. I think she enjoyed it as much as I did. It was very passionate. We went through several positions and finished in missionary. I took a shower and she cleaned up in the sink. She couldn't use the shower as she had a bandage on her hand, which I hadn't noticed earlier. On our way out she saw a friend she wanted to talk to so I had to find my own way out.

When I came out of the hotel I saw an older guy giving someone a shine. He looked like he was doing a good job so I waited till he was free. He gave me a great shine and I, feeling generous, I gave him a five. While I was having my shoos shined, I saw the girl from the restaurant come out of the hotel. I filed that away for future reference. As I had to meetings the next day, I headed back to the border and my hotel.

Part 3, Monday, July 27

Let's Make a Deal

I had a full day Monday so, after diner, I headed for TJ. I started at the AB but it seemed like a slow night or I was too early. I decided to take a look at the HK and Miami. Nothing much happening there either. I did notice a number of very nice looking street girls and thought about going with one of them but thought better of it. I took another look in the AB but still didn't see anything that caught my eye. I headed for the CC, which always seems to have something to offer.

I grabbed a booth in the back and got a drink. There were lots of good-looking girls around, even on a Monday evening. I started to check out what was available. One girl in the alcove caught my eye. She was tall, dark hared, with a very attractive face and dynamite body. She headed to the lady's room, which I was sitting near. When she came out she staid in the area in front of the lady's. I caught her eye and motioned for her to come over. She did sort of a double take and made sure that it was her that I was motioning to. When she came over I asked her if she would join me for a drink.

She told me that her name was Claudia (Cloud-ee-ah). I thought that she was a knockout. She asked me if I "wanted to go to the hotel?" and I asked "how much?" She started to say $70 but caught herself and said $80. It sort of ticked me off that she thought I was that easy of a mark (I grew up in New York City), but two can play that game. I gave it my best, shocked look and told her that this was too high. She immediately came down to $70. I said that this was still too high and offered $50. She countered that she meant $60 for her and $10 for the room. I made it obvious that I was checking out the other available talent. She sat there for a bit while I let my eyes rove. She then said OK to $50 for her and $10 for the room. Off we went.

She looked even better with her close off. She had a very pretty face and a great body - a definite 9, maybe the best looking girl I have ever been with. I took out one of the chocolate condemns and gave it to her to use. She started with a BJ and told me that the condom tasted like chocolate milk. She was trying to rush me, which I expected after having gotten her to drop her price so much, but I would not let that happen.

She got on top and started to ride me fast. I slowed her down and after a little while she started to get into the sex (the StudDog magic at work). We had a good time in several positions. After she got into it and forgot about trying to rush me she was very good. Afterwards, she asked me if I wanted to take a shower, but I said that I would take one when I got back to my hotel. We went down the stairs and I got a cab.

Part 4, Tuesday, July 28

Hitting "The Wall"

I didn't have anything going on Tuesday afternoon I decided to do some TJ shopping and check out the day seen at the AB. I parked and, since it was daytime, took the Mexicoach for $1. This dropped me off at their terminal at Revolution and 7th. I walked down Revolution and did some shopping. I ignored the barkers trying to entice me into on of the Revolution clip joints. When I came to Articulo 123 I took a right to Constitution. It was hot so I staid on the shady side of Constitution. I noticed a couple of girls standing in front of what looked like a massage place, but kept going. It was about 3:30 PM and there were a lot of street girls out, some very good looking. From past report I knew that the AB had some good looking day girls so I thought I would check it out.

For once going into the AB brought relief from the heat. I looked around and saw that the new oval bar was cut off from the rest of the AB by a plastic certain and work was in progress. I also noticed several good-looking girls, a great improvement from my last afternoon visit a couple of years ago. I walked up to one of the girls and said "Hi." She was tall, dark-haired, and had a dark Mediterranean complexion with very nice skin. She told me her name was Marisol. We chatted a little and she asked me if I wanted to go to the hotel. I was thirsty and told her maybe a little later. I grabbed a booth and ordered a drink. Marisol came over and sat on the opposite end of the booth. I finished my drink and moved to another booth. Marisol sat opposite me. Her long, beautiful legs were something I couldn't ignore. We agreed on $30 and headed for the hotel.

The rooms had been hot on my previous evening visit, but this was something ells. When Marisol undressed it was clear the she was a bit older then the TJ girls that I have been with. This shoed up as a bit of sag in her breasts and ass, but she was still attractive. She started with her hands and then moved to a B.J. Her technique was both too fast and a bit rough so I slowed her down. She then asked if I was ready and I got on top. She moved very well and after some of this we changed to el porito for a while. We went through a number of positions but, although I was fully erect, I could not reach a climax. Marisol went back to using her mouth and hands to try and get me off. After some more of her somewhat rough technique I tried to tell her that it was OK and she could stop but she did not want to take "no" for an answer. I final was getting sore from her ministrations and finally had to stop her. I did my best to assure her that it was not her fault.

I don't know if it was the heat, or the previous days activities, or may age (51) catching up with me, but I had "Hit the Wall" at my forth in four days. I had another drink in the AB and went back to Revolution and caught the bus back to the border.

Part 5, Wednesday, July 29

Big Trouble in Little Tijuana (sans Kurt Russell)

This was going to be my last opportunity to visit TJ on this trip and I hoped to see M one last time. I got going late and did not get to the Zona until about 9:30 PM. I made a beeline for the CC. I did not see M when I walked in so I grabbed a booth by the bar and started to look around. One of the larger girls came up to me and indicated that she liked the thick hair on my arms and wanted me to by her a drink. I passed but she still sat down opposite me in the booth.

Then I saw someone who looked like M. It was and she saw me just a second later. She came running over with her arms wide for a big hug. She called me "me ammori" (sp?) (ah oh). She sat down next to me and kissed my check. She then talked to the other girl in Spanish for a minute and the other girl left. I asked her if she wanted a drink and M said only if I wanted to because she didn't want to get me to spend money on her if I didn't want to. She then asked me why I did not come and see her on Sunday? (ah oh - I meant that I would be in the Zona but she interpreted it as I would be coming to see her.) I told her that I had been at the AB and I got THE LOOK. Any of you that have been married know what THE LOOK is. I was in trouble and figured that I better not tell her about Claudia of the CC or I would relay be in hot water. We quickly made up but I knew that the next time I was in the CC I better make sure M was not there before I went with another CC girl. She was getting possessive. This could be relay bad if I got down to TJ every weekend, but since I would not be back for some time it would be OK.

We had another drink (M still telling me not to spend money on her if I didn't want to) and cuddled in the booth. M put her head on my shoulder and I stroked her hair. If I were 25 years younger and unmarried. I suggested we go up to the room and M asked if I would like two girls (?). If it had been earlier in the trip, when I had more cash, I might have taken her up on it, but I declined. Up in the room I kissed her on the lips and she returned the kiss. She told me that she wanted to do whatever would please me.

I gave her one of my extra thin condoms and she acted a little heart and asked if she wasn't tight enough. I told her she was fine but this would make it better. She started with a B.J. I went down on her for a little. I then got on top of her. We kissed and I tried to put my tongue in her mouth but she said not to because she was a prostitute. We did some more kissing and fucking. I got going and she turned her head to the side, closed her eyes, and her lips were moving silently. She seemed to be relay enjoying it. I kept going for a while but didn't get off. M had me role onto my back and started with a B.J. Eventually I got off. We got the knock and M told me that she told him that it was taking me more time to cum because it was so hot. M seemed unhappy when I told her that I did not expect to be back until March. I escorted M back to the CC and we parted with a hug and a kiss.

Saturday, 3/7:

My flight touched down at the San Diego airport slightly ahead of schedule, about 7:10 PM. I think that we caught the baggage handlers on their dinner beak because it took a long time to get the bags. Finally got my bag and caught the bus to rental car.

(Digression to talk about the rental car.)

The rental car I got will be called either the Pimpmobeal or the Whale from now on. At the rental counter they told me that they had a Grand Marquee for me. Sounded OK. I did not relies that it was BIG, about the same size a Lincoln, and had every option known to man (or at least Ford). It was blue metallic with tan leather seats. It had everything you would expect, power windows, seats (including power recline), mirrors, air, plus some that were not what you would expect. A remote lock, unlock and trunk with an alarm, and a compass in the rear view mirror, just to name two. Quite a ride.

Back to the story. I finally found my hotel, the Comfort Inn on Hotel Circle (although it was not on Hotel Circle but on a dead end extenuation, which is what made it so hard to find). Got my room, dropped my bags and changed my shirt, and headed for points south (southeast by the compass in the Pimpmobeal). I decided to park on the east side of I-5 and ended up at the Gateway. They looked at the Pimpmobeal and had me park in front by the office. It took me three tries to get the Whale get it in the spot.

I crossed the border and hopped a cab to the Chicago Club. The driver asked for $6 so I figured I would give it to him, but no tip. I got to the CC a little before 10:00 PM. The CC was busy but I had no problem finding a table. I tried to order a brandy and soda but I don't think they know what club soda is so I ended up with a brandy a Coke. Kid in a candy store is a great metaphor. The best looking of the girls would be first tear anywhere in the world! And to think that any of then could be yours for just a few $$. As soon as I saw who I thought was Miss. Right I would see someone who was even righter. I saw the famous Heidi and would have liked to at least buy her a drink but she was at a table with three gringos (and left with one) so I couldn't talk to her then. One girl that I took particular notice of was a very attractive girl with dark hair, warring a sateen bra and black slacks with a white stripe down the side. Just as I had made up my mind to get the waitress to ask her to join me for a drink another guy beat me to it. You guys are right, don't hesitate. If any of you kind Sirs know who were there that night know who she is, please let me know, I would like to look for her the next time I'm in TJ.

I started to look for another target of opportunity. Just then a cute, petite girl came over to my table and asked if I would like some company. I said yes and ordered us drinks. She told me her name was Monica from Mexico City. A recent review had a very good description of Monica, but for those of you who did not read it: She is short, 5'1" or 2", with long (to lower back) dark hair, nice petite figure, and a pretty, round face. Her hair deserves special mention, it is very soft and silky - delightful to touch. She was warring a white two-piece outfit that left her middle bare. Her English was very good and we chatted as we drank. We also let our hands wander over each other; she was playing with my nipples. She had a lovely smile, but I noticed that when she didn't think I was looking she would get a serious, almost sad, look but when she saw me looking at her she would then smile. Comments?

She said $60, I offered $50 and it was off to the hotel. When she got her jacket from the checkroom, I tried to help her on with it. It was too crowded, but she appreciated the gesture. Her fluency with English was a help for my first time in TJ. I speak fairly good French and found that when I tried to think of how to say something in the few words of Spanish I know (thanks El Chamuco) I would come up with French. When I said something in Spanish it would have a French accent and I would find it hard to make myself understood. I need to take a moment to talk about my physical condition. All week I had been working at passing a kidney stone. By this time it had gotten half way down (if you know what I mean), so I didn't know how things would be but I wouldn't let this stop me.

Up in the room I gave Monica a hug before we started to undress - which seemed to surprise her. It was cold in the room, which we both commented on. We undressed and I was not disappointed with what I saw. Her breasts were not as firm as I may have liked, about a 34C, but her body was still very nice with great legs and ass. She is very insistent about safe sex and checked me out and put on the condom before terming out the lights. She told me that she would do "the monkey eating the banana" (oral) and "the 'something' of the Tiger". She started rubbing her breasts and body over mine to "warm us up" and sucking my nipples. I sucked her nipple - she had the largest nipples I had ever seen (both the diameter and length) and they were very stiff. She started sucking me and I asked if I could go down on her. She told me that she had seen on TV that you could get disease from this, so no. (She must have seen this between the time of Phil Tom's visit and mine.), but she would show me her pussy. And a very nice one it was. She had no problem with me putting my hands on either side of her pussy and pulling it open. After sucking me for a while, she mounted me reverse. She did something with her vaginal muscles that most men only dream about. She then turned around so that I could rub her nipples. I then asked for el perrito. She said that she didn't usually do that but would for me. She held on to the condom to make sure that it stayed on (safe sex), which I don't think was needed, and it did not let me get a long stroke. (I think she may have been worried about my length hurting her.) She then flipped over, still holding the condom. After a bit of this she seemed to get into the sex. Her hand left the condom and she wrapped her legs around me. She dug her heals into my ass, trying to pull me deeper into her. After a little of this I exploded in a mixture of pleasure and pain (the kidney stone). I knew I was done for the night.

We lied face to face on our sides holding each other. She put he leg over me (to keep me warm) and asked "How you know el perrito?" Not knowing how many of our secrets to let out, and not wanting to try and explain the Internet, I told her that I had read it somewhere. She went to take a shower while I relaxed on the bed. We dressed and walked back to the club hand-in-had with Monica giving me little kisses on my face during the walk. I would rate her and 8 for looks, 9 for performance (I was disappointed about not being able to go down on her) and a 10 for attitude. She is a gem that appreciates a gentleman and I think she would really let go with a repeat customer. When we entered the CC I said "good-bye" and took a look around the club. It was packed so I decided to move along.

After leaving the CC, I headed over to the Molina Roja to check it out. A fair looking girl was topless on stage but nothing worth staying for. I then went to the Adelita. The place was packed. I could hardly find a place to stand. There was a wider selection of women here, more curvy, Mexican types, and more just plane unattractive women. Even with that there were a respectable number of real lookers. One girl who took my eye was a petite girl (Are we getting a pattern here?) with light brown hair with blond highlights warring a black dress. Her face did not look Mexican, more like a mid-western girl. I saw her refuse several approaches. More on her in the upcoming parts.

I had a drink and left the Adelita to check out some other places. I went to the Hong Kong by going West past Las Chevales and entering the ally from the West end. I stooped in the Hong Kong and got a drink. I declined the water's offer of a table or to sit along the wall with the girls and took a seat at the bar to watch the strip show. The performers were not bad looking and did a decent strip (I say this as an ASSC regular) but only went topless, not nude, which was a disappointment. I was about to leave when the announcer introduced the next dancer and I heard the name Gena. With all the ink she has gotten in this discussion, I decided to stay for her act. Good move. She is tall with a pageboy cut. The woman exudes sex. She had a corset-type outfit on. The only thing she did was to drop her shoulder straps, didn't take anything off, but it was still one of the sexiest things I have ever seen. This girl could work in any strip-club I have ever been in. This caused me to reevaluate my situation, but my plumbing was still in a less than optimum condition so I decided to move on.

I headed up the street to check out the Miami. Nothing seemed of interest here so I continued East. I checked out some of the other bars on the street, just for reference, but saw nothing of much interest. There were some very nice looking young girls out on the streets, a fact I filed away for the future. At Constitucion I took a right and another right to the Adelita. It was now about 1:00 AM. I headed for the Cabeleros. Pop - and my kidney stone was gone. This had left me somewhat sore (if you have had a kidney stone you know, if you haven't I cannot describe it to you) so I was still out of action.

Checked out the Adelita again and headed for the New York. The New York is a very classy looking place with a large, raised stage. I got a drink at the bar and watched a couple of stripers. The first was overweight and could not dance. The next one was better but they still only went topless. I saw a disturbing seen in the New York. Two gringos came in and got a table. One of them would get up every time he saw a girl he liked and go over and rudely grab her. Needless to say this technique didn't work and I am surprised that they didn't get into trouble. They didn't know if these girls were working girls, much less treating them as street whores. Ugly Americans. They brought out a male Latin singer, which didn't do much for me so I finished my drink and left.

I headed back to the CC to check it out before heading back to the US. It was now about 2:00 AM and the CC was a little less crowded. I got a table and ordered a nightcap. Monica saw me and came over to my table. She stood by me and I put my arm around her hip. She was like an old friend. She asked me how many times I went to the hotel and I told her I hadn't. She then asked if I would like to go with her again and I politely declined. I finished my drink and hoped a cab for the border, $6 plus a $1 tip.

I hit the border about 2:30 AM. Their were lots of blond California girls (many with Latin-looking men) and crew-cut Marines heading back at this time. I saw something interesting in the hallway leading to the immigration desks. A group of about three girls and three guys were standing around a girl. Her head was down, her face covered with hair. One of her friends was holding her shoos and one of the girls was telling her "Don't do this, you don't want to go to jail!" Did she score and her friends were afraid that it would be found at Customs?

Getting through US Immigration is easy if you don't look Mexican. Don't think about coming back drunk and getting in your car and driving. I think there were more of San Diego's Finest on the streets then other cars. Got my car and made it back to my hotel by 3:00 AM.

Sunday, 3/8:

I started Sunday by running some errands. I wanted to get some sort of hidden wallet for my next foray to TJ. I picked up a nice one at a luggage store in Horton Plaza. For something to do in the afternoon I stopped in at The Body Shop off Rosecrans. I still had my membership card from the last time I was in SD so it only cost me two 3.75 drinks (soft drinks only). They had five dancers on for Sunday afternoon. They were all pretty nice looking and danced well. This was a nice tune-up for the night's activities.

I left for the border just after 5:00 PM. I wanted to stop at the discount outlet mall on the way down. It was only after I got there that I found out that Eddy Bauer had closed their outlet about seven months before. I headed over to the East Side of I-5 to find parking. I found that I liked the East Side because you have much less of a walk to the car when you are coming back late. If you park on the West Side, you have to cross the bridge after you pass through customs. I would rather take the walk when I get there and just get my car and get going after a night of fun. This time I parked at the Wells Fargo Bank parking lot. I think that it is only available on the weekends, but it is about a block closer to the border than the Gateway Inn.

At the cab stand I asked to go to the el Taurino. None of the drivers seemed to know it. They kept asking if I wanted the el Torito on Rev., but I told them that that was not it. Finally one driver said, "Come with me." Mistake! The ride that followed reminded me of the chase seen from the French Connection. After having my life flash before my eyes two of three times we got to the Avenida Revolucion area. The driver asked me if I knew where the el Taurino was, because obviously he did not. He finally found someone on the street that knew were it was. I got there about 7:00 PM.

The restaurant was not impressive but I have learned to trust Sir Brockton so I sat down. I was given an English menu, chips and salsa, and got a mineral water. The menu was in pretty good English with a few mistakes (it should be Lamb Chops not Lamb Shops). Again, taking Sir Brockton's advice, I ordered the Chabreia. I can attest that it is Beef not Goat. It came with a cheese and tomato appetizer (which they give everyone), salad, toasted French bread, beans, a onion and green bean mix, tortillas, and the best guacamole I have ever had. (I generally am not to wild about guacamole but this was great.) The marinated stake was excellent. The food was all very good and the bill came to $10.40. The restaurant was empty when I entered, but was filling up with locals by 8:00 PM when I left. As usual Sir Brockton picked a winner.

The restaurant got me a cab and I was off to the Adelita. The Adelita was much less crowded the on Saturday, but still had plenty of people. Unfortunately, the average quality of the women was much lower. Fewer good-looking ones and much more of the overweight, large bosomed typical Mexican types. I got a drink, still no luck with a brandy and soda, and strolled around. I saw the girl with the light brown hair from the previous night. She talked a bit with one guy, but nothing came of it. She was standing alone and I was just about to go up to her when she headed for the Damas. I thought that I would just wait for her but she never came back :-(. Shortly the show started. First up was a ventriloquist, all in Spanish, which didn't do much for me. Then the stripper came on. The first two were not bad looking and put on pretty good shows, but still only topless. I had finished my drink and a waiter (a short fucker) came over and asked if I wanted another. I told him I had just finished one and was not ready for another. He started to hassle me, telling me that there was a two-drink minimum because of the show, etc. It was not like I was the only one standing without a drink, so I finally just ignored him and he went away. It was crowded around the stage, but I was able to see over the short Mexicans and Asians so I had a good view.

I noticed a girl with shoulder length blond hair standing and talking with a friend. She was dressed in a simple blouse and slacks. She was older but looked good. She and her friend looked my way and laughed about something. I took an other walk around after the show, but I had my mind set on fleet minion and all I could see was hamburger. I then saw the blond again. She had changes into a very transparent red negligee and red bikini panties. She looked very sexy so I asked her if I could bye her a drink. We went to a booth in the back by the secondary dance floor. She was very friendly and I found myself looking down at some magnificent cleavage. She told me that her name was Saundra. Her English was good and we chatted for a while. I commented on her sexy new outfit and asked what she and her friend had been laughing about. She said something but didn't really answer the question. We started talking business and she quoted $60. I told her that that was too much but didn't make a counter offer. It just didn't feel right too me. She tried to get me to name a price but I wouldn't so she left. I left shortly thereafter.

I checked out the CC. Empty, but I did see the girl with the sateen bra from the previous night. I didn't stay. Tried the Perla Negra. The bartender was not happy about taking my dollars. A couple of girls striped and some others sitting around, nothing too good. Went on to check out the HK. Nothing, few girls and no strip show. I again saw some nice younger street girls. I don't know if this was and off Sunday (There had been a fight on TV on Saturday so that may have had something to do with it.) but overall it sucked. Sorry Sir Brockton, but if but I was thinking that you had blown it this time. Back to the Adelita, the only place that had any life.

Back in the Adelita I was approached by an attractive dark hared woman. She said that she had seen me there before. I told her that I had been there on Saturday, but that was the only time. She told me her name was Angela, yes THE Angela, bad teeth and all. The previous posts were correct, she is very attractive except for her front teeth. She is about 5'7" with a larger frame but not fat. We sat down for a drink and chatted. Her English was very good. She told me $50, I said $40, she said OK and if you like what I do you can tip me $10. This sounded very fair and up front so off we went.

After we got undressed, she sucked me for a bit. I asked if I could go down on her? She said OK. When I started she had her feet on my shoulders so I couldn't get too deep. I started licking and her juices started to flow. I found her clit, which was small and hard to find. Each time I would get my tongue on it she would start to moan. She then shifted one leg behind my head and used it too pull me into her pussy. After some more of this I asked if she liked it and she said she did. We then started to fuck. She got on me reverse and started to go at it. After a bit, she moved her legs so that they were hooked under and around my legs. Very creative. In this position I could not move and she started to rock back and forth. I then ask her is el perrito would be OK and we shifted. I had to do some work now. It did not take too long pounding that great ass before I shot. This time she gave me the soap and told me to shower. We talked some and she told me that she only went with Americans and Asians. She told me that Mexicans were too dirty and didn't treat woman well. She also said that the Japanese were very clean but that the Chinese were dirty, so she preferred Americans and Japanese. I gave her the other $10. I would rate Angela a 7.5 for looks (but I tend to prefer petite women), an 8 for performance and a 10 for personality.

It was now about 10:30 PM and I had meetings on Monday so I caught a cab for the border

Wednesday, 3/11:

My business wound up early on Wednesday. I had some things to pick up in TJ so I headed the Whale down to the boarder in the afternoon. I parked in the parking lot across from the Gateway. This lot lets you get back on I-5 with just a right at the corner when you are leaving. Since I was going to Avenida Revolucion, I walked down and hoped the Mexicoach for $1. This lets you off at their new terminal at 7th and Revolucion.

I walked Revolucion and did my shopping. After a while I got thirsty and let myself be pulled into the San Souci. There was a pretty good-looking dancer on stage. Several of the women came up and asked to join me but none were that good looking and that was not what I had in mind at the time. A pretty, dark-hared Mexican type girl sat beside the stage and we started making some eye contact. It turned out she was the next dancer. She was good looking, except for heavy thighs and a somewhat large rear. I tipped her a couple of dollars and she gave me some "access" in return. After she finished, I waited around while a nice looking girl with an American accent dance to see if the other girl would come out, thinking that we could have some fun. When she didn't after two songs I left.

I was getting hungry and went to look for some dinner. I checked out a couple of recommendations from MuleLip. Neither of these took my trusty AmEx so I moved on. I checked out most of the decent looking restaurants on Revolucion, but could not find any that took AmEx. What is up with this? I ended up in the Marie Calendars Taco Shop. Very good beef Taco for $3.50, almost more like a large hamburger with slices of beef. Recommended for a quick meal or snack. The people were very nice also.

After I finished, I walked to the corner and got a cab for the CC. I got to the CC about 7:00 PM and it was pretty dead. Only 3 or 4 guys and less than 10 girls. I decided to get a drink and relax for a bit in a booth on the upper level. I saw Heidi. She was with a guy speaking in Spanish at the table behind me and they were being very friendly. Bad luck again - maybe I cam meet her on my next trip. Then they started the strip show. First was an attractive girl with long black hair and large breasts. Next was a petite girl with a pageboy cut. I scooted down to a stage side table and tipped her $1 - I am a sucker for the petite ones. Up close her face was not so pretty but she had a very nice body. This must have given the guy at the table behind me an idea because he got some change for tips. (Heidi had goon off to change for the show.) Heidi came on and did a very energetic act. The guy she was with tipped her and then I did. Even with the brief contact I had with her, I could feel her personal magnetism and charisma. I've got to meet her next time. The first girl went up again and then the petite on came back on. She took off her top and then came over to my table. I think she wanted me to get up and dance with her but I didn't understand (help) so she finally went away. Heidi left with her guy: (.

I saw Monica come in and she shortly came over and slipped into the boot next to me. I ordered us drinks and we started to get reacquainted. She seemed to treat me like a boyfriend, kissing my face and putting her hands on me (and encouraging me to do the same with her). She was warring a white outfit just like the one she had on Saturday, she told me that it was her lucky color. She told me that she had come on at 6:30 PM, but then took off for an hour to be with her daughter. She gave me some info on how things were set up. She told me that she has to be at the CC for 6 hours each day, but she could come at any time so today she had chosen to come early so she could go home early. She had to be in the bar for all the time except when she was with a customer. This was true even if there were no men in the bar. This seemed to be somewhat flexible as they let her go see her daughter on the clock. As far as the drinks go, during the week the lady's drinks are $4 with $2 going to the girl. The weekend price is doubled to $8 with $4 going to the girl. Monica told me that if it is late on a weekend night you can tell them to only charge you $4 for the lady's drink and they will.

Most of the girls were out on the dance floor, mostly with each other. There were only about a dozen of them in the club at this time, but most were very good looking to topnotch. I tried not to be too obvious about my looking. Monica was watching them in the mirror. She seemed to be deep in thought so I asked what she was thinking about. She told me that she was watching an Oriental guy who had been sitting a couple of booths away from us. He had been sitting with two girls ever since I had come in. She also pointed out a pretty girl in a black jacket with short dark blond hair. She told me that the girl and the Oriental guy had been seeing each other for a while and if he saw someone ells she got mad. She told me that they had had several fights in the Club. This sounded to me just like the stories that I have seen about Oliver on the group, but I didn't know if he was of Oriental extraction so I didn't say anything. Was that him? Anyway, no fights broke out then so I didn't have to save him.

I told Monica that I could not see coming to TJ and just seeing one girl. I came for verity, if I wanted the same thing all the time I could stay home. She asked what I had been doing. I told he about my time on Avenida Revolucion and taught her a new American expression - "clip joint", a place where they take your money but don't give you what you expect. She asked me if I wanted to go to the hotel, but I reminded her of my comment about verity. She took this with a good humor. She left and brought back one of her friends to see if I would want to spend some time with her. Monica told me that this girl was very good and I would enjoy myself. The girl was more curvy then I like so I told her maybe later.

I could have picked any of half a dozen girls in the CC and been very satisfied, but I decided to check out the Adelita. The Adelita was about like it was on Sunday. I got a drink and took a seat at the bar. A couple of the larger, more Mexican type girls came up to me, but as you probably know by now, that is not my type, so I sent them packing. Then I saw her again - the petite girl with the light brown hair that had gotten away on Sunday. She was standing alone in the back by the small dance floor. I went up to her and asked if she wanted to have a drink. She nodded and we took a booth. Up close her face was very Mexican but still very pretty. She told me her name was Maria. It was obvious that we had a language barrier that we never did overcome. She did indicate that she liked it when I rubbed her neck (the almost always works well with dancers). We drank and I groped a little, enough to know that her body was very nice. I asked how much. She said $50, I countered with $40, she clarified $40 for her and $10 for the hotel (this strained her English to the limit) and I said OK.

When we got in the hotel room there was no talk, just action. When she got naked I was treated to one of the most perfect bodies I have ever seen (for my taste - petite). She had beautiful golden skin, a firm body with no excess fat anywhere, and breasts that were slightly pendulous so that her nipples tilted up. She had large, brown aureoles and long, stiff nipples. (Do all Mexican women have large nipples that are stiff all the time?) She sat on the bed to take off her shoos and I walked over to her. She took out the condom, put it on me, and proceeded to give me one of the best blowjobs of my life. (You know what they say "There are no bad blowjobs." but this was exceptional.) She slipped down to the floor and got on her knees in front of me, shucking all the time. I ran my fingers through her hair. This girl has her technique down pat. She then got on the bed and put some lube in her, but that did not end the blowjob. She lied down on the bed on her side and started sucking me again.

After a while I stopped her (before I let go) and got on the bed with her. I lied down and pulled her down beside me. I started sucking her nipples and she through her head back and moaned as if she liked what I was doing. I kissed down her body a bit but she made it clear that I would not taste her pussy, so I went back to her breasts for a bit. She sat up and I thought she would mount me but she went back to sucking me again. After a little bit of this, she moved over me. She steeped over me, with one foot on eater side of me and squatted down on me. If you have never had a woman do this to you, you owe it to yourself to find one who will. This is the second time I have had a girl like this and it is fantastic. It does take a girl with some athletic ability though. She was very tight but started to loosen up after a while. She rode me, her ass going straight up and down. In this position I couldn't last too long and had a very satisfying orgasm.

After we finished she was in a hurry to get us cleaned up and out. By the time I got out to the street she had gone. Her hurry was a bit of a tern off but her technique and body were so good I could forgive her this. I would rate her a 9.5 in looks (depending on your taste), a 9.5 for performance (the rush and no muff diving detracting but her excellent technique made up of it mostly) and a 4 for personality (things may have been different if there had been less of a language barrier). Not perfect but the sex was great - and that is the point.

I had a 9:10 AM flight so I hopped a cab (the usual $5 plus a $1 tip) for the boarder. Got the Whale and headed for the hotel. It was a very pleasant time, and I am looking forward to my next visit.

Some Thoughts and Questions

Bottom line - is it worth the trip. An unqualified yes! Compared with the "Ranches" in the Reno, NV area; the price is 1/2 or less, the girls are at least as good looking and some much better looking, the general treatment is generally better (not many Mexican bitches), the atmosphere is much more high-energy. The only places where NV may be better is that you don't have a language barrier and there is no problem with safety (more on that later). Given my choice, all other things being equal, I would go to TJ. The only experiences that I have had that I thought were better were unrushed, full hour, incall sessions, but this can be a hit or miss thing. TJ is a shire thing.

Some thoughts on safety. I did not have any problems on my three ventures into the Zona Norte. This included 2:00 AM on Saturday night. I walked down to the New York and Perla Negra, I walked around to the Miami and Hong Kong, I walked on the sidewalk. (When things are active in this area, I think that you stand more of a chance of getting injured by a car if you walk in the street then by a mugger if you walk on the sidewalk. If the streets are empty I might advise otherwise.) The only apprehension I felt was as a result of some of the posted information and advice. On the other hand, I grew up in New York City. I think the best advice is to keep your head up, be alert, walk like you know where you are going, and DON'T GET DRUNK. Follow the FAQ for perfect safety, but don't worry about it if you go just a little out of the way.

I did not sample the street vender food. (If you like shellfish, clams and oysters, the vendor on the corner can be had to resist, big and good-looking. Anyone been brave enough to try this?) I did drink plenty of drinks with ice and ate raw food like lettuce and had no ill effects at all. I have gotten sick from food in restaurants in the US. I don't think that eating and drinking in the restaurants and bars poses a problem.

What would I do differently? I would be more forward with the girls. I don't mean rudely aggressive, just be more open to making the first contact. As far as the girls at the CC are concerned, I don't think that the use of a waiter is necessary. The all seemed open to a direct approach. It also seems hard to keep the same waiter as they freely pouch each other's tables. If my schedule allowed I would go later, but I am getting to old for this 3:00 AM shit. I would be tempted to try one of the street girls, just for some diversion. Otherwise I was completely satisfied.

I am very happy to find out that the group that I was meeting with is considering having a meeting in SD once a year (we meet 4 time a year at different places). That means at least one opportunity a year to visit TJ. I also will be going to LA (actually Anaheim) the end of April. This does not seem to be too bad a trip to TJ, so I am planning to go then. If anyone is interested, please contact me in a couple of weeks when my plans are firmed up. I am considering going Saturday 4/25 (depending on my flight coming in), Sunday, Wednesday, and/or Thursday (depending on my flight out on Friday). I can't promise the Pimpmoble, but I will have a rental car.

Stud Dog

Saturday, 4/25

I was staying in Anaheim, so I had a long drive ahead of me. I had tried to hook up with some of the LA Sires but was unable to make a connection. Getting on I-5 was a bitch with all the construction that was going on in the area. I got to the border area about 9:15 PM and parked on the East Side of I-5 in the parking lot across from the Gateway. This lot lets you get back on I-5 with just a right at the corner when you are leaving.

I crossed the border and hopped a cab to the Chicago Club. I got to the CC about 9:30 PM. The CC was not too busy and I had no problem finding a table. The talent did not seem to be as good as on my last visit. I asked the waitress if she had seen Monica tonight? I had been with her on my last trip, in March, and would have liked to see her again. She knew who I asking about but said that she had not seen her that night. I didn't see anyone ells that caught my eye at the moment, so I moved along.

Next stop was the Adelita. It was SRO with almost no room for standing. I made a circuit of the club, but it was so crowded that I was unable to get a drink. There were probably some attractive girls there, but it was too crowded to really tell. I decided to check out the Hong Kong Club.

The HKC was busy but the water was able to find me a table by the stage. The strippers were a mixed bag, some were good and some were only so-so. They did not seem as appreciative of a tip as in some other clubs in Mexico, or even in the US. Maybe it was the busy Saturday? I have not figured out the HKC yet. There was the usual lineup of girls in the chairs against the wall, some very nice looking. Some of the girls would go over and sit and drink with some of the men, but I did not see any of them go up to the hotel. Do they have a back way out?

I went down the street to the Miami Club. Their were some good looking girls there but I did not want to dance and couldn't find a table so I could ask one of them to join me for a drink. I headed back to the CC and snagged a table at the back near the Damas. The waitress remembered me and knew what I wanted to drink.

I noticed a very pretty girl standing in front of the women's room. She had a beautiful face and a small, compact body. I caught her eye and asked her to join me for a drink. She ordered straight Tequila! We sat and chatted as much as we could with the loud music. She spoke excellent English. Her eyes particularly captivated me. They were extremely attractive. I told her this and she seemed a little upset and asked if I did not like the rest of her. I told her that I liked all of her but was just found her eyes exceptional. She told me her name was Laurana (yes, I did think of Bobit) and was from Guadalajara. She finished her drink and we negotiated a trip to the hotel. She wanted $70, I offered $50 and we settled on $60.

I found out where all the talent was when we got upstairs. There were about a dozen couples weighting for rooms. Laurana did not seem to want me to put my hands on her while we were whiting in the hall. After about 15 minuets we got a room.

We undressed and I was very pleased with Laurana's body. She was about 5' 3" with A cup breasts which were perfect cones. She started sucking me and did a very good job of it. After sucking me for a while, she mounted me. She had the hottest pussy I have ever been in and tight too. She squatted down on top of me and rode me like this for some time. Then she dropped down on her knees. Being on top seemed to be a bit uncomfortable on top and got off and laid on her back. I slowed things down a bit and took time out to suck on her nipples a bit. They were small and pink and stiffened under my ministrations. Then I got on top of her and we rode to the finish.

She took a shower while I relaxed on the bed. We dressed and she told me not to worry about rushing because I had the room for a half hour, but I wanted to leave as it was about 12:30 AM and I had to drive back to LA. I would rate her and 9 for looks (if you like petite women and don't mind small breasts, she had a truly beautiful face), 8 for performance and a 7 for attitude (we just didn't seem to hit it off).

Sunday, 4/26:

.I got to the CC about 7:00 PM and it was pretty dead. Only 3 or 4 guys and less than 10 girls. I decided to get a drink and relax. I picked a table at the far end of the stage. They started the strip show. First was a petite girl with a pageboy cut. I tipped her $1 - I am a sucker for the petite ones. Up close her face was not so pretty but she had a very nice body. Heidi (The Heidi) came on and did a very energetic act. I tipped her and asked her to come over and have a drink after she was through with this set. Heidi went back to change and another girl came on.

Heidi came back and made sure to sit on the stage side next to me so the other dancers couldn't get to me. I got her a drink and we stated to get aquatinted. I put my arm around her and she maneuvered it so my hand was on the side of her breast. Her hand was on my thigh. We talked a bit and she kissed me on the lips, which was something of a surprise. She told me that she had to go get ready for her next set, but that she would be back. I tipped her during her next set, but Heidy was not an overtly friendly when accepting the tip as she had been earlier - our relationship had changed. Heidi came back and suggested we continue at the hotel. She only asked for $50 that seemed like a good deal after all I had herd about her.

The Heidi Experience

When we got to the room we both undressed and cuddled on the bed. Heidi has a very nice ass and legs. We kissed and fondled for a bit. She moved into position to give me a blowjob. She started to put the condom on and looked at me and asked if it was OK or if I would prefer not to use it. Since she had started to put it on and not wanting to take advantage of her, I told her the condom was OK. She gave a good blowjob using her tongue and hands to good effect.

She stooped and rolled on her back so I could mount her. I made a detour to her pussy first. She was already wet and ready. My tongue started to work on her and she got even wetter. She has a small clit, but when I found it she really started to react. She was mooning and her mussels were contracting involuntarily. She has a thick bush and it was soaked. She told me to "Fuck me baby."

I got on top. The way she felt I am sure that she had cum once already. We went at it hard and fast. I thought of changing to another position but Heidi had such a look of pleasure on her face that I didn't want to disturb her. I continued on until I couldn't take it any more and had a great orgasm. Afterwards we cuddled and kissed some more. Then Heidi got up and helped me clean up.

Being with Heidi was a mind-blowing experience. I don't think that I have ever been with such a responsive woman. She loves sex. It is a real joy to be with a really responsive woman and every man should try and experience it. I am just sorry that this was the only time I was with her. I would rate Heidi a 7 for looks (nice body but only a so-so face), a 10 for performance, and a 10 for audited. She will be missed. I herd that she is going to get married but I don't think that any one man can satisfy her. The pore guy may end up with a hart attack.

She took a shower and we left. On the way out Heidi saw some people she wanted to talk to so I left on my own. I crossed over to the Adelita to check it out. It was busy but nothing like Saturday. I made a circuit and got a stool at the let hand (as you enter) bar. I got a drink and sat watching what was going on while I recharged. After a while I went over to the other side of the club. I saw some attractive girls, but they couldn't get a "rise" out of me. I wondered back to the CC to check it out. I had a drink with one girl but it seemed that Heidi had done me in for the evening. I had to get up the next morning so I headed for the border.

I had planed to go down on Thursday night to try and hook up with Mule Lip who was going down to celebrate his birthday (and mine which was two days earlier) but my business ended up interfering with this.

Looking forward to my next trip to So Cal, maybe in July.

StudDog

Smiling Guy

Having enjoyed the adventures of your readers for a number of months I decided to organize a trip to Tijuana. Loaded with Mexican blood, I took on the task as seriously as Heidi conquers her daily challenges.

I must preface this story with the comment that as the boss of a crew of 25, I am a leader of a group of hormonal males. The date was set and on November 15, 1997 at 4:30 am the engines started and Mexico became a reality. We took the advice of a reader and stayed at Best Western,
mistake! The rooms were over priced, $68.00 + tax each. We had reservations at the Sheraton in SD for $80.00. The rooms at this hotel were run down, dirty and lacking amenities. We later discovered the Travel Lodge about 1000’ from the border. Ask for Moses, a very pleasant Mexican man that was very attentive. He even admitted visiting the ZN with long term construction guests. The rate on Sunday was $45.00, weekly rate: $50.00. We had a clear view of Tijuana from the front door, ask for the 3rd or 4th floor, West side. He even let us leave our car after check out, saving parking fees (we gave Moses the five bucks).

You can park your car near the office and not worry. You can even take the San Diegan-Amtrak from L.A. for about $30 +/-, ride the red car from the train station to the border and walk to Travel Lodge. This way you don’t need a car at all.

We left on a Saturday morning because we thought Friday Night San Diego Freeway Traffic would get us into the ZN late. I was wrong! Things really do get started late, next time Friday night arrival at Travel Lodge and then to the ZN. I noticed that the hours of operation for the bus that you catch at the U.S. side fluctuates as much as the peso. I understood it runs late, but I think 9 P.M. is the last one in/out.

Saturday evening took us to Sanborn's, south side of Revolution, for some mediocre food and poor service. Try the little cafe just west of Sanborn's, better food and service. Fed and ready to explore, all eight of us walked to the ZN. 6:00 PM was early but the street action was alive. I noticed how young the street ladies were, is this common? Some looked very attractive, although smiles were rare. Uptight was the sidewalk theme. One of the guys sampled a young lady of the street and paid 20 plus 10 for the room. “So-So” was his comment, but he went on to get serviced at least three more times over the next two days. My guess is that he was blinded by the hard body pubescent with the pimpled face and orange plastic skirt. Incidentally there is a store similar to
Newberry's located just east of the ZN. Ask for the store Agulia, they have a variety of things of interest. I purchased a black nylon belly bag for $2.00, the first of my bargains!

Adelitas was filled by 7:00 p.m., standing room only. Lotsa hard bodies and quite a few sad sacks. This was the place for the native Tijuanian and included a male singer with a great voice that asked for tips. He just couldn’t compete with the dancer from Chula Vista, her name escapes me. She doesn't do “it” but she sure warms up the crowd to a frenzy. Couples exited in droves, Ah, what a man’s imagination can conjure!

Chicago was the next stop. Fortunately we had a connection, an acquaintance at our employ is related to the manager, Angel. Angel a pleasant young man of about 30 bought us a round of drinks. Boy do they taste better when they are free! Same routine as the FAQ’s but we discovered that we enjoyed dancing. Booze at a minimum for some of us, maximum for the rest.

Mayte Gonzales, a “stout” 21 year old caught our eye. She bounced her assets at an incredible velocity that more than made up for her large body structure. She enjoyed dancing and later we discovered she enjoyed male companionship, 50 +10 for the room upstairs . She remained with us
for most of the evening and even asked me out to a nearby taco stand (I know, I know, don’t east from them... I survived). The rooms are awful, cold and no carpet. By the looks of the 150 watt light bulb over the bed, I suspect the Tijuana Police use the same rooms to interrogate
prisoners during the girls off hours.

One of the infamous group of eight was surrounded by two ladies, who within 10 minutes had his “pene” out. Flash, a photo to be treasured and then destroyed. I will do my comrade the favor of refraining from posting this shot, though it would win an Internet award, I am sure.

Our “pelon”, the bald one was fortunate to meet Heidi, though we didn’t find out her name till the next day. She is as described....HOT. She starts at the top and works her way down (watch out for the gnawing on the knees). She carried on a great conversation, I am bilingual, and
told me much of her situation. She is, IMHO, no doubt a rich woman. She spoke of her houses and a month long vacation in a San Felipe hotel that I know costs $100 a day. She works, always.. day and night. She supports her family and saves, a really a caring soul.

10:00 p.m. at the Chicago saw the Asian group and many more hard bodies. The place opened up, Chicago club had our vote and we did not return to Adelitas that night. At about 2:30 am we caught a cab for the border, price quoted was three for $15.00. I paid him but the going rate is 3 for $10.00. Be sure to ask the driver to leave you at or near the US Customs walk through area.

This late night and other activities prevent me from posting more details, but needless to say we had an outstanding time. We conducted ourselves as gentlemen at all times and this seemed to put the ladies at ease. Hell, we even bought drinks for a couple of the old haggled out hostesses.

Be careful, and watch for us, we’re the guys with the smiles (;})

TJ Odyssey by Omega

Hello new found friends... I've predominantly spent my time down in Mexico on travel and look forward to learning from you all the in's and out's of other places... It's great that such a place exists on the web for us!

Just returning from TJ I'm writing down about my adventures for all to gain from and hopefully you all might go sample a Chica there given the chance.... Okay here goes....

I was there for a total for 2 weekends on both sides of a 1 week business trip...why stay in the states ;-)

A few words about safety first... Bring your own condoms.. The ones the girls use are expired usually - exported from the states... I had one girl try to use one on me that was about 10 years expired... ;) Bring your own...they're newer and thicker as well... Also...what I usually do is buy a bottle of disinfectant at one of the farmacia's in the Zona Rojo and carry some with me, the rubbing alcohol type of stuff it's called - Isopropyl Rubbing Compound Alcohol and 70% alcohol will do, a good brand is called SWAN with a swan (bird) logo on the bottle... immediately after I do a girl I pour it all around my pecker and take the pain... If it doesn't hurt then you don't have the right stuff, feels like aftershave but more intense..... It's the disinfectant that the doctor uses in the hospital that you want.. It's worth it because otherwise god knows what you can take back with you... It's only 67 cents at the farmacia, so use it... Me and my fellow gringos who wander the Zona Roja have a saying.... "If it bubbles you've got trouble" - and I've seen this happening... Also....look before you leap...even some of the girls in Adelitas I've been with have some nasty shit dripping from their pussies...very similar to that slime you see on old salad.... Just be careful and treat the chicas right !! Also....using the disinfectant on women is ill advised... They're more tender than us boys and I had one who demanded I pour some on her... She spent the next 1/2 of an hour in the shower and was crying over how much it hurt.... Simply care a small container in your pocket of the disinfectant... Okay..no more lecture I know you boys are good boys!.... All prices here are in American $$$$$'s..

My first weekend I did the usual.... Flying American West
Airlines from Washington DC via Phoenix I arrived in San Diego around 10 PM... From there I went straight to the bus and took a bus ride to downtown and got a transfer from the bus for the trolley all of the way to the border, a total cost of $2... The trip from the airport to the border takes about 40 minutes... Then walking through the border I grabbed a cab for $5 to Adelita's... Don't pay more than $5 and don't walk to the Zona Roja, it's 2 dangerous at night...it was around 11 PM when I arrived at Adelitas, and being a Friday night I couldn't get my usual room there... :-( This is something that few people know, and it's what I'll share with you my fellow TSMer... If you rent a room at Adelitas, they provide towel, soap, and condom with the room ;) The cost is $22, paying in peso's will save you $2 though, cost of a beer... So if you have a room and take a beautiful Chica up to the room there is no $10 cost for the room, there is no annoying knock on the door after 1/2 of an hour, the women tend to lose track of time and give you more for your money, you don't have to tip the guy in the hall $1 for cleaning the room, and the women sometimes stop by later to knock on your door in the morning to see if you want an experience at a reduced rate... Plus, you're not fucking in a bed that someone else has just used and when you tip the staff - tip them well! They'll remember you.. If you rent a room there and take 2 girls up you pay a total of (room ) 22 - savings (2 *10 each girl) = $2 for the room for the night... So that gives you a little more ummph and the room to have a few more babes.... Okay on with my odyssey... I'll try to give you guys tips as I recall them... All of the rooms were taken up and I didn't feel like bribing the guy at the door with $20 which usually works so I went to my other alternative... I went to the Motel Alaska on Revolution Street... It's $16.50/night for a single and $19/night for a double and it's safe + 1 block from the Zona...I stay there when Adelitas is full as it usually is... But, I found a better place now that I'll get to later....

On with the story.... I left my stuff at the motel Alaska and went off to the Zona Roja.... The girls in the street recognized me and gave me the usual 'tst tst tst' sound, and the snap and crackle of the chiclets gum that they use to get your attention, and the constant whisper of 'veinte' amigo.... I stopped and said hello to my favorites and promised to visit them later in the evening/week and went on to Adelitas... It was to packed.. I ended up going to Chicago Club and picked a beauty that the waiter named Louise picked out for me... Nice guys these waiters - #6 and #8 - #'s on their shirts.. They're brothers and will point you away from the girls who are doing to much crystal these days and towards ones who are new or treat you right.. Say hello to them 4 me... They pointed out a beauty named Mayarna sp? Well she looks oriental and is around 5'1" but wears huge heels... I went upstairs for a good session with her for $45 + $10 for the room...always pay in pesos it'll save you $$$ for beer... She's about an 8 in appearance and a 7 in personality... A little young.. 18 and has only been working there for 2 months now, no kids... tasty... It pays to know and tip the waiters.. A big problem with the Chicago club these days is all of the drugs... The oriental guys who frequent the place bring it down from Cali with them and instead of giving the girls money it's cheaper for them to give them drugs and get them hooked on it.. Poor chica's but it takes 2 to tangle.. From CC I wandered over to Adelita's. and ran into Janet, she's about 5'8 and has long curly black hair.. She has a pouty mouth that begs for a dick in it.. She always wears pants that lace up the front and is kind of shy, won't allow a photo of herself...... She's a 7 in appearance and about a 7 in personality, she doesn't like to get to know the customer much, but warms after several sessions... She's pretty friendly though... I took her upstairs for $40 + $10 for the room... She has this nice thing she does in kissing you all over your body before the act starts. But, she won't kiss your lips, unfortunate :-( Anyway she's good enough in bed so I recommend Janet.. She reminds me of a girlfriend I had once... Another nice thing that she does is insist that you wash off your pecker before the act and she washes of herself as well - good hygiene.. At Adelita's. I ran into two guys Bob and Rico.. Note, I've changed all the names of people I've encountered for their own protection...many gringos have wives and significant others back at home and don't want any connections drawn ;-)..who were down from Cali...regulars... We wandered around comparing notes/recommendations etc..and drank till 4 am.... The next day I awoke late..2 many drinks... John had been up all night screwing a girl from CC... He'd bought her for the whole night for $100 and was going to breakfast with her..so we wandered over to my favorite restaurant.. it's connected to Adelitas and the staff is nice there, treat them well.... You can sit in that restaurant and watch the girls arrive to work at Adelitas and sip on coffee as long as you want... I usually sit and read a paper... Done with breakfast, I said bye to John and I wandered around looking for favorites on the street... I found my very very favorite girl named Amelia....she's got the tightest little..in TJ.. I can't believe she is still so tight, I've seen her at least 2x each visit.... She stands next to all the shoe shiners and is about 5'5" and looks oriental.. We went for a session $15 + $3 for the room for around 40 minutes - she usually tries to get a guy out in 15 minutes, but I'm sorta a favorite of her...she is special... Well I hurt my dick on her again... She panted for 'lubricante' and I said 'si' finally pulling my pecker out the tip was shaped like a point/wedge, I felt like I was back in HS... The lubrication helped some but my god...what a fuck... When you find her there tell her that you are a friend of 'Bonita Ojo's' That'll bring a big smile to her face and will drop the price of what she charges + give you a longer session I suspect.. I sent several buddies to see her and they all both hurt their peckers and had a smile for the rest of the night.. She really is worthwhile... I give her a 8 in appearance and a 8 in personality and in bed she's one of the few that will take off her top... She gives me BJ's now (con condom) but the first 5 times she refused... I have her picture and will post it in the future, after I develop + scan it... Look her up boys and don't say I didn't warn you about hurting your peckers :-) I saw her 2 more times on this trip... I also recommend highly her amiga named 'Alejandra' she stands nearby and I give Alejandra a 7 in appearance and a 10 in personality.. Really a sweetheart.. She's not in any way as tight as Amelia...but she'll cuddle and try to communicate... They both speak no English...and will ask you for $20, so haggle but not to much, I speak Spanish so there is never a problem for me... I had Alejandra after Amelia...sometime I'll have them both together... They both really are sweet... Okay on with the story... I will post pictures sometime of these two girls... I went back to Adelita's. had myself a beer and wandered around till I encountered Jim (real name).. Jim is a character worth meeting... He's about 60 has a big white beard and loves BJ's from the local girls...insists on no condom..his choice... Anyway Jim.. can be found at the area around the new police station on Constitution, it's a trailer, and has retired to live in TJ... He lives in the Zona Rojo and pays $150 a month for a 5 bedroom house.. He loves it...and I can see why... He only does girls in the street and is an okay guy to know.. He's friends with all the cops in the Zona and is worth stopping and talking to as you wander about in your search for loving... He can assist if you run into trouble and is friendly as heck.. After talking with Jim for awhile I wandered by Jerry... The nicest guy ever, but just not either very bright or lucky... He was standing on the corner and had his wallet out in the open... I walked by and said 'man, put that away'.. He was a bit drunk and all but we started talking and wandering and I showed him around the Zona... We ended up in Adelita's.. He'd about $40 left and does construction on a part time basis in Cali.. The women at Adelita's. were hovering around him... He claimed to have a huge pecker and he probably wasn't lying... At one point 4 girls had their hands down his pants in one of the back stalls of Adelitas and they were all ooing and aaaing over his size... I laughingly translated him a discount for every inch over the average and one girl agreed and they came back awhile later about 45 minutes with her walking funny and him exhausted.. So I grabbed another of my favorites 'Nancy' - she has short black hair and huge tits (natural) I usually give her $50 and a little gift... She's getting a little jealous and the other girls don't come around me when she's there these days...it's just the way they are though... I tried telling her that I wasn't interested in only having her.. but sigh... I'll post a pic of her when it's developed/scanned as well...she's good enough... From here Jerry and I wandered around and in the alley behind Adelitas (Coahulia St. I think) You'll know it there are about 50 girls standing in this area looking for your $$$ now... I found a dream.. A girl who told me she was 18 and we went for $12 to a small hotel + $3 for the room and after a very painfully tight session, very very inexperienced.. She said she'd been working for 3 days and then she told me her true age... I was shocked...I'm not a pedophile and don't like such encounters :-( I guess you can encounter some real nina's on that street... She said she needed the $$$ for her family and was from TJ... Twice when I was there I saw the cops going through and gathering up girls from the street, many of them crying as they were taken away... I suspect it is either due to their being minors or not having a validated 'health card' that all the girls have to carry with them at all times...ask for one if you're uncertain... Also...when the cops came around a good 30% of the girls went away for an hour or so... From talking with locals I found out something interesting that many of the girls on the street (60%) are brought up to TJ originally by the Mexican Mafia where they have to split the $$$$ they make 50/50 with the Mafia... They are told where to stand and also which hotels to go to, they always stand in the same location every night.... You'll notice if you pay attention that many of the girls will glance up at the windows of a hotel across from them before going with you to their hotel...what they're doing is checking if there's someone watching them leave with someone...if so then the Mafia checks them off as having a customer and demands half. Imagine... They charge you say $15 and they only get $7.50 for it... They only have to do this for 6 months and then they're free... They probably earn the Mafia about $100 a day or so... It's a sad world, but such as it is.. The girls in CC and Adelitas are all independents and get to keep everything but the room fees... If you buy a girl a drink in Adelitas it costs $5 and she gets $2, in CC if you buy a girl a drink it costs $8 and she gets $2... So I adventured some more and found some more really young girls at the corner about 2 blocks from Revolution street.. on Primera street... They're worth checking out... Going back to Adelita's. I found a real gem... Nancy was gone so I found Andrea...ask for her, you won't be sorry.. She has long brown hair, beautiful eyes, is about 5' tall and very tiny and receptive... In appearance I give her a 8 and personality a 10.. We went for a session back to a room for about an hour for $40 and when the man knocked she told him to go away... I tipped her and was in love.. sigh... She's 28 and has 1 child, but she looks 19.. Her son is 11 years old and she's from Puebla...treat her good boys, I'll definitely see her more..... So I hung out with more gringos for another day and left to go to work for the week...had numerous chicas also... Returning from the hard work week back to TJ on the following weekend I brought a friend of mine 'john'.. I ran into Jerry again and he was broke again.. We wandered around for the evening together and he ended up sleeping on my hotel rooms floor... I stayed at a different hotel this time it's right next to the Chicago club and it's about $18 a night and the rooms are much better than those at Adelitas and the Alaska Motel.. But, the guy when I got a room charged me $2 for a key deposit...only got $1 of it back..such is Mexico... It has great water pressure and lots of warm water though + is secure.. Also, there's a lot that people safely park their cars in for 5$ a night with 1 way in and the cars are safe.. Well John knew the two waiters at the Chicago club and we had a great time.. I grabbed one of my favorites...she's pregnant now -probably 6 months along and is still working... She tries to hide it by wearing bulky clothing... it's interesting to be with a pregnant woman... If she has a son, I hope that doesn't mean I'm bisexual :-)... Anyway... Chicago club was okay there's this hot new dancer there who really does a Turkish like dance on the floor...worth a look...she has so much energy...found out later though that she's a speed freak.. Oriental guys bring the shit down from LA... Anyway... saw my favorite...and then Jerry and I hung out for the afternoon talking about life and drinking... Jerry was broke so he ended up crashing on the floor of my hotel.. At Adelitas I grabbed Patricia and had a great time.. Huge tits about 5'1" tall, long black hair she wears a black dress usually... I rate her a 8 appearance and personality... She sucks a mean rod... The next day I and Jerry wandered around playing the game...how cheap can I get a street girl for....he found one that he got for $8 and beat me.... I found one for 9$...he probably showed her the size of his pecker or got a discount per inch :) When we were talking with one street girl Andrea, my love from the previous week walked by and stopped to say hello.. We talked for awhile, and introduced us to some of the street girls who were her friends and said that they all thought we were nice compared to the mexicanos they have to deal with regularly... We flirted a little and she said that she was going to work and for me to come by Adelitas in an hour or so... Jerry and I went to Adelitas and I sat and talked to Andrea for about an hour, bought her 1 drink $5 and then went upstairs for an hour... Then I went back and grabbed Jerry and hit the street again... Found some good deals and Jerry made a mistake... A incredibly ugly chick said $5 for a BJ...being broke he accepted.. So he went with her... it was a scam I guess. She stole $20 from his pocket and when he wanted to fuck she said 3$ more.. So he looked at her pussy and it was dripping some slimy shit and he refused... Anyway in the meantime I bought Pepsi for all the cops hanging out on the corner station in the Zona and thanked them all for being there to take care of us stupid gringos... Jerry came back broke and sad...I told him not to go with her... We headed back to my place and he crashed on my floor for the night... Guess I'm 2 nice a guy... The next day we had breakfast at the restaurant next to Adelitas and flirted with the beauties as they arrived... I saw a girl named Brenda and ended up having a nooner with her for $40 + $10/room... Short black hair, thin, 19 y.o. I give her a 7 personality and a 8 appearance... I saw her once tell a Mexicano that it would cost $70 for her... She only seems to like gringos, she hangs out with Janet - the one I mentioned before with long curly hair who kisses to much.... So going back into the bar.. I sat with Jerry and we drank some beer... Janet and Brenda came up behind me and were playing with my hair and discussing me between the two of them in Spanish...they didn't know I spoke good Spanish and could understand every word :-)... They both didn't like my friend Jerry because he was cheap and the other girls said acted crazy and frightened them....but liked me because I didn't try to hurt them in bed and paid them tips and gave a gift afterwards, they were complaining about how Nancy considered me to be owned by her.. Why can't these girls just share...... Here is something I do usually I recommend it to you fellow TSMers... If you ever see a jewelry store in your home town going out of business buy a bunch of cheap presents and wrap them individually... After the act, if she is worthy, give her the present...the look in their eyes is priceless and they'll remember you and give you a better rate the next time they see you... By giving the girls $5 presents the next time they cost me $10 less to take to the room....These latinas are truly romantics... I grabbed Janet again and took her upstairs for another session...she was surprised because she didn't let me photograph her before that I'd do her again...but I liked her still..... I rested for the afternoon and let the ladies hover and flirt with me for about 3 hours in Adelitas sipping on beers and talking some with Janet, Nancy, Patricia, and Brenda... Jerry went off to find a bank machine... Well, he came back and he'd been scammed out of his bank card... Here's how it happened...He was drunk.... When he put his card into the door to get into the bank machine area it wouldn't go in.. The guy who was behind him in line said 'you've gotta shove it in' and pushed it in... Jerry thought nothing of it and the guy handed his bankcard back to him and the door opened.. It was the 3rd machine he'd been to that night and the machine was out of money.. So he walked back to the Zona without getting money.. But discovered that the guy had done a switch on him of cards...he'd given him a card of someone else at the door that looked exactly like his, the same bank, Jerry never checked the name on it....hope he didn't figure out Jerry's pin #........ So....Jerry came back and we went over to Chicago Club and I bought the poor big peckered boy a beer... La Famosa Heidi came over and gave him a real treat of kissing and telling him the secret things that might occur if she went with him upstairs... it only frustrated Jerry.... He had $6.25 left and needed $6 to get his car out of the lot in Cali... So nothing for Jerry the rest of the night...he crashed on my floor again.. We went back to Adelita's. and Andrea wandered in and came over to join me... This irritated Janet, Brenda, Patricia, and Nancy...but hey...a guy's gotta go with his pecker... Well Andrea and I talked for about 1 hour and then went upstairs...there was no rush and she really got to know me some...wanted me to visit her in her home town of Puebla. God...what a sweetie... We went upstairs for a 2 hour session, no lie, for $40 + $10/room.. Afterwards we went to the restaurant and had dinner together and cuddled in the booth talking some more for a hour or so...it was like a girlfriend/date...but the whole sex issue wasn't a problem...these girls really love to be asked things about themselves and for a guy to treat them as more than a fuck.. which fortunately for us nice guys most do... So I'll visit her next time I'm in town.. she gave me her address in Puebla and also in TJ to.... Well.. I flew out the next day... Jerry couldn't afford to get a taxi so he walked back to the border the next day...minus several hundred, robbed, and missing his bank card , he also did some nasty looking women when he was drunk...but hey I picture him getting into his car and driving out of that rental lot with 25 cents in his pocket....he's probably dreaming about his next visit to TJ....

I go there frequently...once every 3 months or so... If anyone needs advice/has questions I'll be happy to field them and see if I can assist... Also.....please post more info on the Dominican Republic!! I'd like to take a 1 week holiday there and the prices sound comparable to Mexico...
I hope you enjoyed this post and any comments are welcome!

Happy hunting boys!!

Omega

Jamie

What an interesting 3 days with the whore-mongers (their preferred term) from Toronto, So. Cal, and parts elsewhere. At one point Saturday night at El Taurino in TJ there were actually 10 grown men (physically at least; emotionally is in question) who were discussing sex, brothels, Escort Services, and other high-brow topics. The group consisted of: Pornoracle, "R","D", "L" (with a great ASPT cap), the infamous Bashful, Uncle Bob, Mulelip, Mr. X, Oliver, and myself. I've forgotten the single letter fellas' handles, so I'll refer to them as such when necessary. I know I screwed up names all weekend long, but am quite sure I never referred to myself as someone else.

(WARNING: The 'invading mass' was a professional, well- trained group of women chasers. Do not attempt this at home.)

Even after a nightmare travel start, the 3 Thursday arrivals were wide-awake and eager to go. I met them at their motel and was immediately impressed with the amount of info/knowledge they have about Brothels, escort services, and the like. Future generations will benefit from their hard work. We headed over to TJ and soon after arrived at the CC. A typical Thursday eve there; good selection, not too crowded, with one vital change. Loretta has returned. A sidenote on her: she has in my opinion the hottest North American/European 'idealized' bod in the Zona Norte. She's a 23 yr. old definite hard-body, with a very cute girlish face. I could find no faults; she's friendly, makes all the right sound-effects, the correct replies, etc. She'll be there till .... actually she went home the next day never to return so don't bother going down. Really, she's gone.

The only missing in action were Rosie, Vanessa and Leticia. I'm really sorry Pornoracle didn't get to see Vanessa and her sister Leticia; I think they would have fit his preferences perfectly (tall, thin, naughty; a note to Pornoracle: Leticia likes to show up wearing just a Lycra mini-dress and shoes).

There was a new gal (just began that night which became quite apparent to "R" and myself; nervousness galore) who probably made $1000-$1200 during her first 3 nights. In my case, she was coming back up the stairs with a new guy when I was just walking back down. If there's a female equivalent to the 'Flash' superhero character, she's it. The jury is still out, but Sonya sure does try hard even if she fails miserably in bed.

Adelitas all three days proved to have little to offer, with the exception of Alejandra. It seems again to have taken a back seat in the 'high quality' department to the CC and HK. Without Wendy, Carolina, and Patty, there is simply too much focus on Alejandra, which means she's unobtainable. Too bad. Also, the crowd and heat are off-putting, so it didn't get much of our attention.

Surprisingly, the HK club proved to be a relaxing saviour. Modern, cool, not too crowded, with just enough attractive females to keep the eyes occupado. They also seemed to really appreciate our business, and if I heard the story right, one waiter was instrumental in getting Esua to return on Saturday night for an encore performance. She was definitely the favorite of the group. For those unfamiliar, she's about 5'7'', thin, model looks and walk, speaks a fair amount of English, and gives a very professional lap dance. I got a kick just watching her tease "L" (actually I got more than just a kick) and she disappointed no one en la cama. She definitely aims to please.

HK also had a new, very delicate young-looking gal whose asking price is $100 (bargaining has not been ruled out). I saw her give another customer a lap dance, and she also displays considerable skill. Given her youthful look (very) and apparent friskiness, $100 may not be totally objectionable. The statuesque Esmerelda was there as well, also looking quite inviting; a couple others got on the bar itself and began dancing quite suggestively, leading me to believe they'd be pretty hot in bed. Should they get bigger crowds on the weekends and 3-4 more attractive gals, HK could supplant the CC as the most enjoyable spot.

Dinner Saturday night was great; since we had the back pretty much to ourselves the conversation was in no way limited in content or volume. Definitely nice to know nobody else was privy to what we were talking about. Whoever in the NG first mentioned and recommended El Taurino, we all thank you.

Simply too many stories to relate; my favorite experience occurred when I attempted to ante up some $$$ for lunch one afternoon and "L" declined my offer by instinctively shoving it down the front of my shirt. Apparently he hadn't tipped a stripper in several days and was suffering from withdrawal. Pornoracle informed me that "L" now had the right to squeeze my breast, but he declined. BTW, Pornoracle got his name in Vegas when he was able to identify a female porn star at a distance from behind. His amazed friend claimed he truly was the Oracle of Porn, and  indeed he is.

Although certainly a major fantasy at this point, a group trip to Rio and the Help disco is not THAT far-fetched.  Perhaps we could charter a Varig Air Lines 747