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So you wanna go to TJ,
this simple guide with photos
will give you an idea of what to expect.
Visit OUR Tijuana FAQ
for all the info needed during your stay
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Do I need to speak Spanish? Is it hard to find the brothels?
These are all questions the first time visitor asks. Some guys
never attempt to visit Mexico as a result of these questions.
It is safe if you take a taxi after dust. Many of the women speak
English while others at least know enough to understand the basics.
You walk in, pick one and they understand "go to the room"
or how much. So speaking Spanish is not mandatory, many guys who
frequent the Zona in TJ speak little or no Spanish. Almost every
taxi in Tijuana knows where Adelita Bar or Chicago club is. The
Zona is only a few blocks from the main drag Revolution where
the party bars are. So don't waste your money paying some
fool that advertises tours to the Brothels in TJ. Save the $60-$100
dollars for your first party in TJ. Should you want to get more
up to date info on particular girls or find other guys who you
can tag along with for free visit the discussion
board here. The info below supplies you with all you need
to know to go to TJ yourself. You can also contact the author
by posting here.
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This guide is
for those of you that already know how to get to the border
crossing in Chula Vista. There are several parking lots to park
on both sides of the freeway. The west side is closer when you
enter Mexico and the price is for 24 hours which ranges from
$5 to $7 depending on the day of the week. Its more Friday to
Sunday. Parking on the east side has the advantage of being
closer when you return at the end of your visit. If you plan
on staying longer then 8 hours its more expensive. They charge
between $4 and $6 for an 8 hour period. If you park on the east
side walk to the end of the Red line stop and there is a walkway
to the Pedestrian bridge (PB) located to the left of the customs
exit. Follow it up the ramp and over the freeway.
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Customs
exit Red
line to the left |
Ped
bridge which you'll
have to walk |
Looking
down from
thebridge |
Mexico
entry looking up
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Once on the west side of the freeway you can enter Mexico via
the revolving gates. You may already be on the west side of the
freeway if you parked in the lots directly off the exit ramp of
the 405. Once past the gates you will have to travel down a long
corridor with the Mexican customs on your left. They have an odd
system for inspection which is more random then anything. You'll
notice a signal lamp like those found at intersections with one
green light and one red. If the red light comes on as you are
passing you will be asked to stop at which time you will be searched
and questioned. Its never happened to me but I've seen them stop
locals who are returning with luggage.
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Gates
to Mexico
from the PB |
Once
past these gates
you're in Mexico. |
Walkway
as soon as
you enter Mexico |
Mexican
Customs
behind the gates |
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If you make it past the customs area you will pass a set of signs.
If you turn right at this point you can walk to the Zone.
(WARNING) this is dangerous after dusk and not recommended.
People are often jumped, mugged or robbed as they pass through
this area on the way to the Zone. However I've taken it many times
during the day when the stores are open and many tourists are
present. Its still a good idea when you visit TJ to stay away
from the alleys and un-traveled areas. once in the Zone I recommend
you always walk in the street next to the cars out of the way
of traffic. Most of the time when a mugging takes place you are
jumped from behind and dragged into an alley or passage next to
the sidewalk. So keep an eye out behind you and stick to the streets.
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Taxis
straight ahead or
to the right on foot |
Secondary
Inspection,
not a good sign |
Shopping
areas line
the walk to the ZN |
Make
sure you bargain
prices may vary |
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I recommend you continue straight ahead to the Taxi pick up
and drop off area. Tell the taxi driver you want to go
to Adelita Club. The standard rate to the Zone is $5 regardless
of how many people are present. The drivers will ask for more
but offer $5 and most will accept it. Some drivers will go for
as little as $4.00.
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The
famous Adelita
Bar
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cab driver will drop you off in front of the Adelita Bar. The
Hotel entrance is to the right of the Bar entrance. You have to
climb the stairs to get to the office to check in. If you decide
on a lady she will show you the way, either take her by the hand
or follow her. In between your trips to the Hotel you may want
to enjoy a few tacos. I've been eating
them for about a year now and have never gotten sick. The stands
in front of the Adelita Bar charge $2.00 for 3 tacos. I recommend
Taco El Primero next door to the Chicago Club. Reynaldo the owner
speaks a bit of English
and you can choose between flour or corn tortillas. The Taco's
are almost twice the size and only .50 each, you can
also get beans on your taco if you wish. Taco Primero has seating
and a walk up window, why not get a shoe shine
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Taco
stands near
AB
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Adelita Bar is a good place to start your hunt for some TJ honey.
You can either have a seat and watch the ladies walk by or stroll
the floor until you see something that you like. I prefer to walk
the club, make sure you take a stroll around the dance floor in
the back. The women's room is located to the right as soon as
you enter the club. Not a bad place to sit because every girl
will either pass you on her way up to the room or on her way to
the restroom. The best girls are usually always working so if
you don't see what you like when you first walk in wait a bit
and take another stroll. Most ladies will be up in the room for
about 30 minutes. Another great place to really see the ladies
is outside in front of the hotel entrance. You can usually find
a spot on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and watch the girls
walk the men up the stairs. This has many advantages, first the
lighting is better and often they look different outside then
under those dark red lights in the bar. Second you can take note
of the minor things like the guys expression when he comes back
down. Time them and see how long she spends in the room. Some
girls average 12 minutes and some then others stay longer then
the 30 minutes. I think a girl that walks you back down the stairs
and sends the guy off with a kiss is a good sign too. Alejandra
the dancer who is pictured is also rated with several other ladies
on the RATINGS pages. She id firm about $60 which is about $20
higher then most of the other girls. Remember she is the dancer,
has a great body and actually is very friendly. The downside is
that she does not perform oral and she's not the most passionate
lady there. Looks often don't come hand in hand with performance,
Check out the ratings and spend a little time before hand getting
a feel for a girl. Many girls accept $40 and the most expensive
will ask for $70 without the room. Remember to always ask what
that includes, such as oral and if the oral is with a condom.
Often the price she quotes does not include the $10 for the room,
so ask if her price includes the room. They do provide condoms,
not the best ones so I suggest you stop in San Diego at a Longs
drugs store and get some Kimono condoms. They are some of the
best, great fit and pretty durable. They also make a Micro thin
model which is only recommended for the little guys, they are
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lovely Alejandra the dancer at the Adelita Bar has one of the
best body's in TJ. |
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Chicago
Club
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Chicago Club is across the street and around the corner from the
Adelita Bar. The hotel entrance is to the left of the entrance
and up the stairs. The rooms are a bit better then the rooms at
the Adelita Bar but not that much. The Chicago Club has a more
upscale lady, I won't say they are better looking because beauty
is in the eye of the beholder. Myself I prefer the ladies at the
Chicago Club who I feel are more of the college girl look and
often model material. With this comes a higher price I might add, $50
is the average starting rate and I've heard as high as $100 but
usually $60 is accepted by all the girls. I've read some reports
by others who talk about having to buy the girls drinks and tip
the waiters, this is really not necessary. Its very possible to
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Inside
Chicago Club
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There
are other clubs that have ladies that visit the hotel, Hong Kong
Bar which is on the same block as the Adelita Bar. The HK is located
on the other side of the block in the alley where you will find
the street girls. If you plan on trying a street girl then
remember a few tips. They may offer you sex for about $12,
it usually does not include oral sex and they may not take off
all their clothes. They usually will limit the time and rush you.
Most of them don't speak a word of English and you don't have
the security of the hotels at the Clubs. Buyer beware and
make sure its clear what your getting before you handover your
money.
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La
Chavelas down the
street from AB |
Miami
Bar next door to
the Hong Kong |
New
York club down
the street from A B |
Tropical
Club across the street from AB |
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There are several other clubs in the Zone, your best bets for
action are the Adelita Bar, Chicago Club and the Hong Kong club
in the alley. The Tropical has a Hotel attached to it that is
about the best for those that want to stay close to the action.
Rooms come with TV, Telephone and a fan all for $24 a night.
You won't find this stuff at AB or CC.
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The
Alley behind AB,
street gals galore. |
Down
to the Zone |
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The alley behind the Adelita
Bar is busy 24 hours a day
lined with street walkers and bars.
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Customs
exit
back to US
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If you try to cross the border back into the US intoxicated
be prepared to be stopped by customs and then again but
the local police. There is a chance you might be arrested for
public drunkenness. So take care and don't get smart with
the officials at the border they enjoy messing with people who
don't show any respect.
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Exit
customs Jack in the Box
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The Jack in the Box is open 24 hours except on Friday and Saturdays
from 3am to 4am to avoid the crazed drinking crowds that cross
back to the US during those hours. You can expect lots
of border patrol and police on the US side when you return on
weekends.
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Red
line service
to San Diego
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Besides going by car, the border is also accessible by the red
line trolley car that runs south from San Diego. If you
parked on the west side of the freeway then you will have to
now find the Pedestrian bridge and walk it back over to
the west side. The entrance is a quick right as you exit US
customs. Enjoy. SP
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