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THAILAND
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Location: Southeast Asia
Capital: Bangkok
Main Cities:Bangkok,
Chaing Mai
Electical: 220AC
Adaptor
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Population:
64 Million
Currency:Thai
Baht
Language:Thai,
Chinese, Malay
Religion:Buddhist,
Muslim |
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Overview
Thailand has well earned the reputation
as being the sex capital of the world. It is here you will find
the most bustling and steamy nightlife imaginable, from girls sticking
beer bottles and dildo's up every orifice to exotic dancers performing
topless and bottomless on stage. Thailand has something sexually
for everyone, whether it be a quick night of passion with an extremely
sensuous Thai woman, a stroll down the "Boys Boys Boys"
town in search of the perfect gay boy or, if neither man nor woman
suits your fancy, then a dive into the bizarre world of the lady-boys
(i.e., transsexuals). Thailand is one of the safest countries to
visit and tourists, called "falongs" in Thai, are welcomed
with open arms. Thailand indeed is one of the few countries that
has it's own police force, the "tourist police" dedicated
to protecting and watching out for the tourist. When you visit Thailand,
you will be treated like a king, from both the public at large and
especially by the women. It is indeed the land of smiles and when
you see how easy it is to get the women into bed, you will be walking
away with a big smile on your face.
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Women
Thai women are generally very petite, weighing between
85 and 105 pounds. With the exception of the new fad to dye the hair
blonde or add a reddish tint, Thai women have extremely beautiful
black, silk-like hair. Most of the bar girls simply love sex
and will surprise you with a few positions and techniques of their
own. Few of them speak English, but most of them have mastered
the line, "[Lets] Go [to your] hotel [to have sex]...How much
you pay me?" The average Thai bar girl is motivated primarily
by money, few by love and romance. It is estimated that 10% of the
population of women (about 30 million) in their mid to late teens
and twenties work either part time or full time in the sex industry.
The most beautiful and exotic women will be found in Bangkok, many
originally from the northern parts of Thailand. Most women who work
the sex industry do so to gain wealth and to help support their families,
many of whom are in utter poverty. While the mainstream media has
portrayed most Thai bar girls as prostituted children who are helpless
victims of poverty, this in nothing less than a myth; the reality
is the vast majority are mature adults who have willingly continued
to work in the sex industry not out of need, but out of greed.
The average cute bar girl probably earns a better salary, relatively
speaking, than most college graduates in the USA. Thai bar girls are
extremely sensual, they praise beauty and wealth, follow closely the
virtues of Buddhism, understand and service well the sexual needs
of the foreigner, seeing him as their ticket to a life of fame and
fortune.
What
to Expect
You can expect to easily get laid in Thailand seven nights
a week, 365 days a year, with a bar girl in her early to mid twenties.
The problem you will have is not finding girls to sleep with, but
avoiding the thousands of willing women who will be begging you to
take them home for an evening of pleasure, I kid you not. There are
so many available women, it's staggering. Pattaya alone has over 250
active bars and a good 4,000 (four thousand) women to choose from.
Most Thai girls are very passionate, extremely sensual and love to
have sex. All bar girls screw, about 50% will give head, and the occasional
bar girl will spread open all three holes. Expect to have more sex
with more women in a two week vacation than you've ever had in your
entire life. If you ever dreamed of having two girls at the same
time, getting a blow-job in "stereo", having one sit on
your face and another on your lap, this is the place to come. Expect
nothing less than pure sexual paradise; Thailand is the land of pussy.
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Cost
The price for sex varies from city to city. In Bangkok,
an hour of sex will run you between $20 and $80, depending where you
go to (massage parlor, Go-Go-bar, coffee house, brothel, disco, outdoor
beer bar, street, etc.) and how beautiful the girl is (or at least
thinks she is). In Pattaya, Chiang Mai and Phuket, the price varies
between $5 and $60, again depending on where you go and how professional
the girl is. An expected price in general for all night long is $20
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Legal
Although
prostitution is technically illegal, the local police are corrupt
and the bars and brothel owners pay them off to turn the other way.
Prostitution is a protected industry and tourists are expected and
praised for taking bar girls back to their hotel for sex. As long
as one stays away from underage girls (under 18), does not force
himself upon any girl, and of course, compensates the girl for her
service, one will never have any problems with the police concerning
sex in Thailand.
There are some laws to know when visiting Thailand is that the Thai
Government prohibits the import of illegal narcotics (including hemp,
opium, cocaine, morphine and heroin) and obscene literature, pictures
or articles. Smuggling of hard drugs such as heroin may be punishable
by death. Import of firearms and ammunition must be registered in
advance with the Police Department or local Registration Office. Importation
of certain species of fruits,
vegetables and plants is prohibited. |
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