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Overview
Sex
Alot of the action takes
place in Seoul. There are areas in and around Seoul that have the sex places,
areas such as Itaewon and Hooker Hill. Hooker Hill is Very difficult to
get laid there as it is not foreigner friendly, plus a big rip off place
and very expensive. Itaewon on the other hand IS foreigner friendly and
you are almost guranteed to get laid there.
Then there's Songtan which is about a 40 minute subway ride from Seoul and
is basically a "GI" town. It has 77 bars that cater to military
guys. These bars usually charge the highest bar fines of $300 for long time
or all night. The clubs have mostly either Filipinas or Russians since very
few local Koreans desire to work in these clubs (They prefer to work in
the factory or in a department store). Be advised that the ajimas (the older
Korean ladies who serve as waiters) will try to pull some scams on the unsuspecting.Then
there's Miari which is foreigner friendly one of the biggest sex districts.
Goods and bads, dos and don'ts
Food, sightseeing, and hiking are among the best things in Korea. Bad things
include difficulty in communication, 'foreigner prices', and sometimes
belligerent behavior towards foreigners. These bad things are easily avoided
if one is smart and tolerant of Korean manners. |
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Women
Age of consent
Korean women between the ages of 15 and 35 are incredibly desirable
(beware that 19 is the age of consent). In this age group women mainly wear
their hair long and straight and their bodies are most luscious with very
firm and muscular buttocks. Only about 25% of the women have busts that
could be described as voluptuous, but nearly all have enough for a handful.
Attitudes toward sex are outwardly extremely conservative, but once you
have a girl alone (hotel, video-viewing room, et al.), then you will see
the gradually beast unleashed, but it still takes a lot of junior high school
tactics to get to first base. Another social lubricant is alcohol, our recommendation
is a flavored soju - lemon soju spritzer are always a safe bet.
Korean Men
Beware that Korean men are the world's biggest cock-blockers - they
will act like your buddy and maybe even pretend to help you, but 99.9% of
them will do anything to prevent you from taking their women. This is all
complicated by Korean social structure which relegates a woman's role
in any public situation to males, who are invariably senior to the woman
in some other way than being a man (age, school class, job position, et
al.)
Their looks
About 90% of Korean women take exceptional care of themselves; unlike in
North America, obesity is still quite rare and generally is due to some
affliction. Although Koreans are not known for being statuesque, there are
plenty of leggy girls running around. From middle school through the end
of university long, straight hair is the rule of the day. The vast majority
of women above high-school age dye their hair, but perms are not wide spread
until the so-called 'ajumma' stage. Once a Korean woman's
children are having kids of their own, 90% of these new grandmothers feel
compelled to perm their hair. You'll see gaggles of ajummas roaming
the streets and mountains, but don't be afraid, they won't harm
you.
Sex
Sexual desires are generally quite conservative, Koreans aren't nearly
as perverse as the Japanese. Most girls will scoff at anal, threesomes,
or anything out of the norm. Homosexuality is also heavily frowned upon
and most Koreans will deny it even exists in their culture. This is, of
course, nonsense, and you'll see plenty of gays and lesbians if you
want and know where to look.
Honesty
Honesty is a tricky subject in a Confucian country - people smile when they're
mad and nod yes when they mean no. Bear this in mind with all encounters,
especially if communication is not easy. This stems for the Confucian notion
of 'face', meaning not to embarrass oneself or any other person
intentionally.
Korea is categorized as a "Newly-Developed Country" (NDC) by the
United Nations, but the desire of 99% of people is to overtake Japan as
a Most-Developed Country (MDC). This comes from historical animosity and
is a common theme in Korean essays and conversations, even though it is
often counter-productive.
Getting Married
Accordingly, since poverty is not much of an issue in the south, there are
far fewer Koreans looking to "get out" by marrying a foreigner.
That doesn't mean there aren't numerous mixed marriages, however.
These days many girls either have a fascination with foreigners or travel
abroad, or they simply do not wish to marry a Korean man and enter a lifestyle
that degrades their position as a human. Tradition states that when a woman
marries, she basically becomes the 'property' or member of her
husbands family, literally erased from her family's genealogy. Also
stemming from this is a large number of proverbial 'dissatisfied housewives'
who are up for flings or trysts. Consequently, numerous "love hotels"
can be found near any major city to provide the space for all the peccadilloes.
You can spot a love hotel if it has some way to hide the parking areas (usually
plastic sheeting that is car paint friendly); this is done to protect the
identities of the participants by blocking people from seeing their cars
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Cost
What will it cost on an average every day to have fun, including
sex, food, lodging and transportation? Korea is cheaper than Japan, but
nowhere as cheap as SE Asia - budget travelers can make do on the peninsula,
but they have to know how to get around and what to do. The Lonely Planet
guidebooks will help budget travelers find the best deals. Business travelers,
and especially those with Korean guides, will have the most fun if they
know where to go and keep an open mind.
Korean food is very reasonable and excellent, but be prepared for about
half the dishes to be spicy. If you avoid Western restaurants, expect to
pay less than $4 a meal excluding drinks.
Meals
Budget: US$2-3
Mid-range: US$3-16
Top-end: US$16 and upwards
Lodging ranges from very inexpensive
yogwans and minbaks; basic rooms often with shared both and sometimes floor
(ondol) bedding, about $15-30 a night per room, not per person; to super
expensive 5-star hotels in the big cities, $250-1,000 a night with all the
bells and whistles. There are many varying hotels to fill out budgets between
the above - there are seldom problems with bringing 'guests' to
your room after checking in, but beware of the smaller privately-run operations.
Large hotels rarely, if ever, hassle wealthy clientele.
Sex
All depends on location. Foreign areas i.e around military bases cost
much more. Korean areas cost $50.00. Don't blow your load early or it will
be the fastest $50 you ever spent as she will leave immediately right after
you cum.
Korean hookers are not affectionate at all, they just lay there on the ground
like dead meat and wait for it to be over , they dont like their job and
it shows. Hooker hill is good for blow jobs, make sure a time limit is arrange
and have your watch handy. Really Korean girls can be real bitches.$300,
SOFA clubs. $125 for Songtan Hotel Sports Massage. And $16/hour from the
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Legal
The age of consent is nineteen, but this shouldn't be much
of a worry as it's very rare to meet underage people in any nightclub
or drinking establishment. Also, all brothel areas have police stations
whose charge is to enforce age limits - ironic in that brothels are illegal
in Korea.
Other laws to be aware are common sense: don't jay-walk, speed, run
red lights, et al., but most importantly, never fight a Korean. Although
it's rare for natives to confront foreigners, the end result is the
foreigner is always wrong and you will end up paying a large amount of money
- not in fines, but 'compensation' to the Korean.
Drugs (other than alcohol and nicotine) are rare and not at all worth the
trouble. Be very wary of anyone approaching you with drugs, they're
likely a narc. Pornography is officially illegal in Korea.
Prostitution
As in almost all countries, prostitution is illegal in Korea. However,
as in most countries, the police usually look the other way while the world's
oldest profession flourishes. It has been estimated that as many as 2 million
females work in the "entertainment" industry, which includes prostitutes,
bar girls, exotic dancers, hostesses, barber shop attendants, and coffee
shop waitresses. |
